psa food
"Hi I'm Emma Vulcan."
"And I'm Doc."
"We're here to talk to you about eating healthy." said Vulcan. "Now eating healthy is the most important thing a person can do, how else are any of you are going to survive and buy more novelty shit."
"Now fruits and vegetables are the best source of a healthy meal." Doc said happily.
"Or meat and red wine."
"You can make these meal fun, so me, Doc and Donut will judge the healthy food contest in Blood up is Sarge's Texas steak. Please tell us about it."
"I hunted and killed a bull with only bare hands, I cooked it to a rare, soaked it with red wine and added the rarest spice in the universe." The group took of their helmet and took a bite.
"I like it. That real grade A beef." smiled Vulcan.
"Was it cruelty free?" asked Doc.
"Um?"
"Moving on." The group went to Tucker. "So Tucker what did you make."
"I went on the internet and made jambalaya with organic vegetables and fish."
"It so hot." Donut said going for a glass of water.
"Donut no." yelled Doc. He gulped down the water and it was worse. After a minute he calmed down. Vulcan kept eating it as if it was nothing.
"What I'm a cook I've tried every spice there is." They move on to the next one where they saw Church and Lopez motor oil and bolts. "Moving on." They saw Donuts booth.
"You can't be a contestant and a judge."
"Come on, try my meatballs, the balls are big but you can fit them in your mouth." Vulcan sighed as she took a big bite.
"I like. But you are disqualified for bias."
"Aw." Donut said with tears. They moved to Caboose both which had a burn apple, Vulcan smiled as she ran away to Rogers's table, she found him smiling.
"I made whisky and beans, my grandpa made this with me when we played Cowboys back in las vegas."
"Sorry but you're out of the contest, Whisky isn't good for you." Rogers had an annoyed grunt when Vulcan and Doc, moved to Simmons and Grifs booth. They saw a 3D printer and a chocolate cake.
"Explain." Vulcan said crossing her arms.
"Using technological and thing that are delicious I made a star trek printer that prints food that is healthy and delicious." The cake began to move on its own, she slowly walked away from it.
"Alright everyone at blue base!" Vulcan yelled over a P.A. After a minute everyone was in place. "The winner of the first annual healthy cook off is-" Before she could finish Grif and Simmons were firing their guns and running towards them.
"The cake's a lie. Run the cake's gained sentience and has began to clone-" Before Grif could finish he was dragged away by a sausage-link monster. The group was began to fight back back the horde of monstrous food.
"Now this has been a RvB psa." She shot at the cake master mind. "PS this isn't a psa against GMO by the way."
Sorry it's been so long I've been writing a novel. A real novel one I'm going to try to go to a publisher.