Alejandro frowned as he leaned over a map, standing inside of the library of the daunting, rubbing his chin, then he glanced up, before he looked down at the map again, then he crossed his arms and sighed. "You know, call me presumptuous, and feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but I sense you don't trust me very much senorita."
"Oh gee." Yanopp replied as she stood up against the wall, with crossed arms, and her squinted eyes festooned on Alejandro. "What tipped you off?" she asked sarcastically.
"If I didn't knew better, I would say that you are following my every move." Alejandro smirked as he looked up. "Does that mean that our feelings are mutual? Are you in love with me?" he asked, leaning his head on his hands, pouting his lips, almost as if he exspected a kiss.
"AS IF!" Yanopp shouted, raising her fist. "I just don't like the idea of you walking around on my ship unattended!"
"Your ship?" Alejandro asked. "Isn't Orion the captain?" he asked casually, as if he was just mildly interested, and mildly amused on the same time.
"He is." Yanopp acknowledged, standing up with her hands on her hips. "But it's my job to take care of this ship." She told. "Okay look." Yanopp sighed deeply rubbing her tendrils. "We do need a navigator, that much is true, so I have to put up with you, for now. But, that we lacked one and you just walk straight up to us, for no reason at all, and offer your services for free. That stinks to me." She told.
"Oh?" Alejandro asked.
"You're up to some-thing." Yanopp told as she squinted her eyes. "And I warn you now." She hissed, laying her hands flat down on the table as she looked sternly at Alejandro. "If you do any-thing, any-thing at all, to harm my sister, I'll hunt you down and I'll have your head." She told.
Alejandro blinked. "Wauw, that's quite a threat coming from such a little lady." He commented.
"I mean it!" Yanopp exclaimed. "She's hands off to you! And if you touch her again, I'll swear I'll hit you so hard that you'll see stars!"
Alejandro lifted an eye-brow at Yanopp, then sat down in the chair folding his fingers. "My, you are certainly protective of her." He commented.
"well of cause I am, she's my little-sister." Yanopp snorted crossing her arms.
"But, aren't you pirates?" Alejandro asked as he lifted an eye-brown.
"Yeah, so?" Yanopp asked.
"Then if you decided to become a pirate at some point, and she decided to become a pirate, what right do you have to be so protective of her?" Alejandro asked. "She's grown enough to be a pirate, isn't she grown enough to decide what she wants, and be rid of her nanny?" he asked.
Yanopp gaped wide-eyed, and then hissed. "Oi, are you trying to justify why you should hit on her when you are also hitting on me!?" she asked. "And god knows who else you've been hitting on recently!?"
Alejandro shrugged. "If she asks me to stop I'll stop." He told as he stood up, then took his hat from the table, and put it on his head, letting the brim shadow his eyes. "I'm many things, but I would never force a woman, I've never made a woman do any-thing she didn't want to. That though doesn't mean, that I can't be in love with them." He grinned at Yanopp.
"All of them I gather." Yanopp hissed as she crossed her arms. "Then stop hitting on me! Can you do that?" she asked.
"No, I don't think so." Alejandro smirked.
"WHY NOT!?" Yanopp shouted. "You just said!"
"Well." Alejandro bowed down, so his smirking face was just in front of Yanopp's, inches away, so Yanopp's eyes widened and a blush filled her cheeks. "It's way to much fun." He told, as he laughed and stood up, and walked for the door.
"You damn sod." Yanopp hissed as she tightened her fists.
And Alejandro merely laughed loudly as he exited to the deck. "Why Yanopp, I think you're warming up to me!" he told turning his front to her, with open arms as for inviting her for a hug. "Keep this up, and my feelings might be returned yet!"
"YOU POMPUS MOUSTACIO SOD!" Yanopp yelled, and then ran for Alejandro, only for Alejandro to laugh loudly as he stepped out on the deck.
Orion looked to the side, from where he sat on the railing fishing. "Hey that's no fair!" he exclaimed. "Why do they get to have all the fun?" he asked.
"Tell me Elly." Damon sighed deeply. "Has Yanopp always had a thing about fighting boys?" he asked.
"Yeah." Elly replied, not even lifting her eyes from her medical book. "All the time, they did like to provoke her though.. then again, she gets provoked very easily."
"And her mother seemed so calm." Damon sighed. "If her dad has this kind of temper, he must be a scary man."
"As far as I can tell, he does not have that kind of temper." Elly replied, licking her finger, and then turned a page, still not bothering to look up, even as a big crash sounded right in front of them, and Alejandro was laughing while Yanopp was yelling. Apparently Orion had decided to join on own accord as well, Yanopp shouting at him that it was not a game they were playing. "He also always told Yanopp to calm down and be a little smarter with where she puts her energy. Mr. Usopp didn't seem to like the fact that she fight, very much either. That lust for confrontation, that's completely her own." She told. "But then again, Nechan has a lot of bottled up frustrations, always having to shout out to even be allowed to be her own person, perhaps it'll be better with time." Elly suggested looking up, only for one giant crash to sound right in front of them.
And blinking Elly looked in front of her, to discover Yanopp, Alejandro and Orion, laying in one big pile in the middle of the deck, all three of them apparently out of energy.
"Then again, maybe not." Elly blinked.
And both Elly and Damon sighed deeply, looking down.
AN; ... Alejandro is such a troll... it's funny to write.
Thank you very much for reviews, I know it's rare that a story filled with OC's such as this, is rarely any interest to any-body, so I like to thank the people whom actually does show interest, and I hope you like the place I am taking the story.
It sure is a tricky buisness, to create a crew whom has to be similar to the straw-hats, but not to similar, and still stand on their own and be interesting, I pretty often run into the wall where I think. "Oh no, he is to much like this and this straw-hat, gotta change that!"
I hope it's very clear that Alejandro is NOT Sanji, they are two very different people... Alejandro is a bit more of a troll, and don't have the same set of values regarding women as Sanji.
Yanopp is not Usopp.. she is not quite as smart as him, and have a bit more of a tendency to rush in without thinking. She got a bit more fire under her.
Damon is definetely not Zoro, he is Ishida from Bleach X) ... shhhh.
But any-how, thanks for reading! see you in the next chapter, where Alejandro will troll some more, Orion will be stupid, and Damon will slam his head into the table... ones again.