Rubel's Great Mistake

Rubel: (Sigh) She isn't here yet, looks like I'm going to have to kill time. I'm soooo bored what should I do? ... Huh? Oh look a bath house. I should go look and make sure that there are no yoma inside that could kill the poor women of this town. I'm such a caring person. Sometimes it's soooooo hard to be me.

Inside the bath house

Lady 1: … and that's when I punched him.

Lady 2: Hmmm… So he only ended up with a black eye?

Lady 1: Oh no I broke a few of his ribs as well.

Lady 2: Nice! Huh, is that an eye?

Lady 3: Ah!!! It's a disembodied eye!!!

Lady 1: No, it's a peeper!!!

Lady 2: Get him!!!

Rubel: Uh oh…

Somewhere in the town

Claymore (Who shall remain nameless because I feel like it.): Agh! Where is Rubel?! I wonder why he told me to meet him here. Usually he just sneaks up on me in the middle of nowhere. Hmmm….. A bath house? Oh, I bet that's why he wanted me to meet him here so he could spy on them, old pervert.

A little ways away

(Wham!!!) Take that peeper! ( Crack!!!) Pervert! The Claymore walked closer to the front of the bath house to see a group of very angry town's women kicking, stomping and punching something black. As she walked closer she realized the black thing was Rubel and figured that he must have been caught peeping.

Claymore: Hmmm… I suppose I should help him…… maybe. (Sigh) Well at this rate he could die… although… (Sigh) I suppose I have to save him. (She walks to the mob that is pummeling Rubel.) Oh there you are Rubel! (She walks towards him and observers that he hasn't noticed her, so she accidently on purpose steps on his arm and it breaks.) Whatever could you be doing down there? Up you get.

Rubel: mmmmmm mhmmmmm

Claymore: Oh, you're very welcome. Of course I would save you. (Inner thought: Although I did stand laughing and watching it for a bit with the towns people. Ah, memories I shall cherish this one for the rest of my life.)

Well in the end Rubel came away from the experience with two black eyes, swollen jaw, couple of broken ribs, many bruises, and of course a broken arm.

Erimita: Rubel! What happened to you?!

Rubel: I fell.

Rubel hobbles away leaving Erimita alone with his thoughts.

Erimita: Yeah right he probably got caught peeping.