I finally found the time to finish the chapter! I've been so busy since I have 4 AP classes, Speech, band, and orchestra. This chapter has a lot of talking, but it is very important. This one was my friend's Idea and she helped me write it. NO FLAMING PLEASE. Used some Spanish in the chapter, but I can't give a complete translation. Enjoy!

Chapter 11
A Lovers' Quarrel? Ai Chihuahua no bueno!

"Holy…" Silena started.

"S***." Meta Knight finished.

"What?" SW Asked.

"How the heck did you get here?" Silena asked her.

"D*** you magical freak." Meta Knight.

"Yep, that's me." SW stated proudly.

"Poyo!" We all know who said that.

"Shut the hell up you b******!" SW said angrily.

"Poyo! Hungry!" Kirby returned as he bit into the dead bear.

"Meta Knight," SW interrupted. "Can I talk with you privately?"

"I guess so, why? I want to finish my snack before Kirby eats it all." He pointed to the bear Kirby was sucking on.

"Just because, and sure, go eat, I mean drink."

A few minutes of ravenous sucking passed, Meta Knight turned to SW and said: "Okay, what?"

"Silena, can we be alone for a bit?"

"Sure, come on Kirby. You know, I never knew your mom, Kirby, or even who she was." Silena slipped silently away.

"Mety," SW started. "You know it won't be long before somebody finds out about this. Eventually we'll be found out, just like Kirby will." She was very solemn as she talked.

Meta Knight sighed. "They already know that I'm Kirby's dad, and they shunned him because of it. If they found out that his mom was Nightmare's creation, and that he has no roots to the Star Warrior bloodline, they would surely try to kill him."

"We've made it this far, we just have to prove ourselves to be against evil. It's just sad that they would do that."

"I know, the hardest thing about it is my occasional lack of self-control. I mean, I almost killed the person who ruined everything."

"Oh, Fumu?" She asked.

"How did you- oh yeah."

"No duh."

"Wait a second, how long have you been spying on me?" His shocked tone rang out.

"Oh, just a couple thousand years, ever since you left me."

"Ai Chihuahua no bueno*!" Meta Knight exclaimed, his eyes flashing briefly white.

"Psh, no wonder you have a Mexican accent."

"Yeah, last time I went on vacation, I went to the Bahamas. I stayed there for a couple hundred years, so yeah…" He trailed off.

SW examined the snake like bracelet that was wound around her arm. "Oh, so THAT's where you were. I was wondering where you disappeared to."

"Yes, while there I had relaxing moments, ate the natives, got chased by the natives, almost got turned into stew by the natives, and once was almost turned into a sacrifice to the 'gods' by the natives. It was a pretty primitive stay.

"Oh, that's nice…" SW said in an uninterested tone. She just kept staring at the bracelet on her wrist.

"Why are you still staring at our engagement bracelet?"

"I don't know why, I guess it's just great to see you again Mety.

"Poyo!" A voice came from the bushes.

"Shut up Kirby, you're supposed to stay quiet." A second voice followed.

SW and Meta Knight glared into the bushes. "Come out, now!" SW ordered.

"I'm coming, I'm coming. Thanks a lot Kirby."

"Poyo! Anytime."

"Oi vey." SW.

Silena just face-palmed.

"Hey!" Meta Knight barked out. "That's my job!"

"Watch me!" SW proceeded to face-palm as well.

"POYO!" Kirby followed the others lead.

Meta Knight gave the three a look of exaggerated patience. "Can we please stop talking about this and get going before I have to massacre hoards of cappies?"

"Sure, whatever you say you lovebirds." Silena half mocked, half joked.

"Why you little-! SW pulled a bazooka from nowhere and started chasing Silena. Silena just laughed and started using her vampire reflexes as she ran around. Meta Knight face-palmed and said something about madness and Sparta.

"Bahookah!" Kirby called out randomly as he started chasing SW and Silena.

"S***! Stop following me you stalker!" SW yelled at him.

"Poyo?"

"No Kirby, you are not a stalker. And SW, calling your own son a stalker is shameful." Meta Knight said with a sigh.

"Well sorry for cussing, and shameful my a**." SW returned. "Hey Silena, how much of the conversation did you hear exactly?"

Well, even a vampire is smart enough to not mess with SW the magical pixie fairy. "Umm… the whole thing?"

Ah… f***."

"Ai carrumba, you two are potty mouths."Silena stated point blankly. "Can we please get going, it's midnight already." She added with a huff.

"Okay, goodnight!" SW then muttered something about vampires.

"Did you just call me a f****** vampire?" Meta Knight asked as his eyes turned slightly red.

"Oh, bite me!" SW returned, confirming she had.

"Maybe I will." Meta Knight threatened as he took off his mask to reveal his pointy teeth.

"That's not scary, y'know." SW then shape shifted to her favorite form, a dragon, and let out a throaty roar.

"Eh, maybe I'll wait till you're asleep." He returned the mask to his face.

"Good, then I'll be like my husband!" And with that, she stomped off into the woods.

"Ai Chihuahua no bueno…" He trailed off.

"SHUT UP!" The voice of SW came from the distance.

Meta Knight just walked after her. Silena said something inaudible about a lovers quarrel and followed with Kirby in tow.

So there you have the chapter. I have started the next one and will post it asap.

*Bueno- good