Wow I haven't uploaded since the prehistoric ages and school is not making this any better. Im on semi haitus as you know, so don't expect many consecutive updates thanks for reading !

Gokudera's POV

Apparently, Dino decided on my behalf that I can't go to school today (smartest thing he's said in his life) but now I have to spend a whole day with this turd and that's even more depressing.

I wake up on the bed – I don't remember getting here- but I feel a little neck pain from the uncomfortable position I passed out on the sofa last night.

The air smells of eggs and for once they're not burnt. Groggily, I step off my bed, only to slip on someone's clothing, hitting the floor with a thud.

What I thought was clothing was actually a person and it was Dino passed out on the floor next to my bed, facedown.

"Boss fell asleep standing when he moved you to your bed" Romario tells me, appearing in the doorway.

"what time is it?" I ask, letting out a yawn.

" 1 in the afternoon and breakfast is finally ready. Who knew a mafia man had to learn how to cook…" Romario mumbles, going back to attend his eggs.

"You look like a hangover punched you in the face and it knocked out Dumb Dino with you" I hear a very familiar voice say.

"Reborn? Where have you fucking been all this time?!" I let out, realizing he hasn't been here to share my pain.

"…. Lost on the path of life"

"Don't lie to me! Not to mention, you gave me this useless piece of trash as my pretend brother? Really?" I complain, forgetting that I'm still sitting on the Blondie.

"you seem to be getting used to being a girl already. Maybe you should stay-"

"HELL NO I MISS MY PENIS" I quickly intervene, since it's obvious he's on some kind of idiot drug like Dino.

"tsk tsk so un-ladylike of you" Reborn teases me, grin on his face. "But I came to tell you that you have plans this Saturday so don't try to make any new ones" .

"What do you mean? Ugh what did you do now?" I feel like I really don't want to know the answer.

"you're going to a mixer at a café " he tells me casually.

I shoot up, stomping on the floor (still on Dino) "I'm gonna murder you!" I shriek before losing my footing on the moving body under me and hitting the floor with yet another thud.

"What stepped on me? A damn elephant?" Dino groans loudly, slowly getting up.

"How nice of you to finally join society again, crackhead" Reborn tells Dino, playing with his sidecurl.

"Reborn! You finally came back from Ita-" Reborn cuts off Dino mid-sentence " I was telling your sweet little sister about the mixer this Saturday".

"Huh? Mixer? Are you INSANE! This monster isn't someone to let on a mixer" Dino protests, slight disbelief on his face.

Wait… who the hell is he calling a monster?

Somehow, in the 2 seconds I was in my own mind, Dino winded up back on the floor with a big bump on his head and Reborn sat on top of him, looking victorious.

"you either go to the mixer or go on a date with Hibari" Reborn drawls out, looking at the window.

"You just love to torture me don't you" I deadpan, choosing everything except Hibari. That'd be a suicide mission for anyone.

"SO, Dino is going to take you shopping today so that you can wear something really attractive on Saturday because you have the style sense of a blind salamander" Reborn continues on, heading towards the door. He finally got to the point, I guess.

"Are you assuming Dino is any better?" I scoff, heading to the kitchen. I'm considering of hiring Romario as my chef .

"Hurry up and get her some clothes, useless Student" Reborn says, slapping Dino before stepping out into who knows what.

Guess it's time to go to the mall?

"Kera, you've been staring at that for like an hour. Let's go I'm getting hungry"

"don't get your nuts in a twist. We just ate breakfast, stop being such a damn pig"

"UGH I'm getting something to eat I'll be back" Dino exasperates, walking away to a nearby food stand.

He took me to the Namimori mall area, and the first store I walked into was the skate shop I love so much.

I don't really know how to skate, but the idea of it is fucking awesome. I just never had time to learn, with school, the mafia, and all.

There's one skateboard in particular that I want, a jet-black one with wicked red tribal designs and I've been looking at it for quite a while. SINCE Dino is the one paying for everything I buy on this mall trip, I might as well take advantage of the free money.

"May I help you?" I hear a voice from behind me speaks up.

I turn around and see a dude around my age with light purple eyes and some kind of uniform on. He probably works here then.

"not really, I'm just looking around" I answer before turning back around.

A flashback hits me

It's the day I became a female monster ( so really like 3 days ago) , and im running out of my house with bread in my mouth. I bump and fall with this perv that tried to kiss me, and he had… light purple eyes! Shit it's him!

"You… look familiar… do I know you from somewhere?" he says, leaning in a little closer.

"Hell no you don't know me" I let out before thinking twice. If I let him remember he might try to make out on me and I'll release Satan's flames on him.

"I'm so sorry for her rudeness, she wasn't taught any proper manners" Dino cuts in, flashing a smile.

"Who the hell are you talking about, having no manners? And why didn't you buy me ice cream?"

"that's exactly what I'm talking about and because you called me a quote unquote 'damn pig' " Dino sends back, making me look dumb.

"ANYWAYS I figured out how you can help me, and that's cause I'm gonna buy this badass skateboard" I reply, changing the subject.

"I'm not buying you that-" I cut Dino off and reach m hands in his pocket, taking his wallet out and running to the counter.

3rd person POV

"you really are a sick bastard" G says as he watches a certain blonde boy and whack girl walk around the mall.

"Don't lie, you're enjoying this as much as I am" Reborn answers, standing on one of the mall buildings.

"Tsk. That brat needed a lesson but I never thought it'd happen like this"

"you should go see how your student is now, as a female" Reborn sneers.

"why the hell should I do that? Breasts or not, Hayato is still an annoying pain in the ass" G complains, running a hand through his hair.

"WELL, a grown man is watching a young girl's every move and follows her around everywhere. You grade A stalker" Reborn teases, poking G's side.

"Don't test me, baby hitman" G growls before storming off, taking a hit to his ego.

I'm so sorry for making it short but if I didn't upload it now, I never would have. Hopefully school won't be such a hassle that I can upload before the next century. Thanks for reading and don't be afraid to leave your opinions (unless you wanna call me an asshole or something)