Yes! The long-awaited chapter twelve is finally here! Is anyone even with us anymore?

We're so sorry for the long wait. You all know how hectic it is around christmas time. Not only that, but Amelia here (the typist) had to have surgery! We're very sorry for the past two months of not being here, so we'll make it up to you with more imagination, fun, and awesomeness!

Hopefully.

Remember in chapter eleven, when I (Cy) said that the date would spread across three, maybe four chappies? Well, as an apology, I'm putting chapters 3&4 into one chapter! (And sorry for those who hate medium-sized chapters, I'll give you an extra short one next time?)

Merry X-mas!

Love, Cy and Ams

Disclaimer: We don't own anything.

Italics mean strong thoughts or emotions unless you can tell it's otherwise.

Bold and Underlined means the twins talking in unison.

-Storms PoV-

Shite! What the heck were the host club doing with my homeroom teacher!?

T.T, this is scary.

Yuki saw me slowly being stoned, and peeked over my shoulder.

"Holy fuck, the Host Club's stooped to flirting with older women!?"

"Trust us, we didn't know about this either." Hikaru and Kaoru said together, as they watched them all enter the funpark.

Yuki suddenly got one of her evil eye gleams. Of course, that meant that she had some kind of plan that would get us into mud if we were discovered.

"Let's follow them!"

… That was, um, a little obvious.

Yuki turned to the twins. "It's great that we're on a date, because we'll have an excuse for following them that way!" She was all smiles. "I'll pay for the tickets now, come on!"

Why me?

Heading to the ticket queue, we were extremely sneaky and were not seen by the Host Club. Or if we were, they didn't show any surprise. Which probably meant that Tamaki alone didn't see us, or that they knew we were here. Which meant that they were possibly there at the confession, or maybe Kyouya had a video camera there and recorded the whole- Okay, that's just my mind figuring out possibilities. Please ignore it.

Yuki payed (after having a heated discussion with Kaoru, who thought that, as a guy, he should pay for their first date.) Ah, so sweet. I didn't see Hikaru doing that for me, did I?

Anyway, we were admitted (Yuki bought the 70 Rides ticket – For all of us) and entered the funpark.

~Mission One: Find out where the Host club are going with Sensei~

"Okay men -and Arashi- you know your positions, we meet back at Bubble Tea Cafe in an hour, unless anyone finds them first. Does everyone have their walkie-talkies, money and disguise? Yes? Good. Split up now!" Yuki said (commanded), her beautiful dress suddenly changed into an army suit (is that even possible?)

Yuki had somehow gotten all this equipment ready in just under five minutes! Honestly, she's been taking advantage of her status, hasn't she?

Kaoru was a bit put out when he realised his first date was becoming a Action/Adventure with Mission Impossible theme music in the background. Hikaru was pretty happy though. He'd thought that Yuki was another cute, girly, high class girl, who didn't know how to have fun.

How wrong he was.

I was ordered to set off to the Big Swing, because Yuki said that it was the theme park's main attraction, therefore, most likely to be visited. Originally, Yuki herself had wanted to do this area, but I was the only one the Host Club 'didn't know' so... Never, mind, I think you get it.

I arrived at the Big Swing without a hitch, and didn't see anyone there.

Suddenly, my walkie-talkie beeped. I sweatdropped. This thing beeped the Jaws theme music!

"Captain, fellow officers, do you read me?" Said a voice over the line. It sounded like Kaoru, but the static made it unable to be sure. "The subjects are located at the Zoo area. Hunny-senpai is currently mingling with the children and animals there with Mori-senpai, while the rest are heading towards the Animal Cafe. Over and Out."

"Good work Kaoru. We'll head over immediately. Everyone got that? Over and Out." Yuki seemed proud of this achievement.

I pressed the button for Yuki. "Yuki, are you there?"

"...Ah, Arashi! Didn't I train you well enough? You didn't say the 'Over and Out'! Anyway, what is it?"

"Err... Just asking, why Jaws? Uh, Over and Out."

"Because I wanted it. The only other option was the Puff the Magic Dragon. It didn't really suit the mission. Over and Out."

The walkie-talkie beeped again, and I was disconnected.

This is way weird.

I walked leisurely toward the Animal Zone. I mean, no need to rush. At the Zone's entrance, I was promptly launched on by... What the heck, another man-sized bunny!?

"Stormy-chwaaan!!! I didn't know you were heeeere! You look so preeeetty!"

Oh god. Not here of all places, please.

"Shut UP Ryu." I whispered vehemently to the rabbit – I mean, bunny.

The bunny sniffed. It seemed hurt. "B-but Stormy-chan, I was just showing affection! And-"

I cut Ryu off. "Ryu, tell me straight, why in the world are you here?"

"Well, I do this kind of work sometimes, you know? I'm not the richest man in the world, and I just happen to like this bunny suit! So it all fits doesn't it?" Ryu said cutely in the bunny suit.

Grr... Why'd the suit have to look so adorable?

-Hikaru's PoV-

I was running to the Mission Location when I saw Arashi. It looked like she was having a pretty heated discussion with a giant pink bunny. Or was it a rabbit? Anyway, they both looked pretty happy together (the bunny – or rabbit – suit had a drawn-on smile anyway). For some reason, Arashi being with guy (I could hear it's voice) make my chest constrict. It's like how I feel when I see Haruhi bonding with Tamaki...

NO!

'I swear, Hikaru, if you of all people, fall for this kind of person, I will kill you! Your feelings for Haruhi are the deepest feeling you've ever known! I can't believe that you could just fall for another in 2 hours! That's ultimate betrayal!' This little voice in my head said. And it was right. I loved Haruhi, I knew I loved Haruhi, and I wasn't going to betray that love for this girl. Haruhi is the only one who penetrated my world. That's enough.

My walkie-talkie beeped the 'Dun-dun, dun-dun' of the Jaws theme again.

Time to go, I guess.

-Storm's PoV-

'Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun--"

"Hello?"

Ryu the Bunny was currently hiding behind a payphone. Obviously, he didn't like the movie Jaws.

"Hey, Arashi, where are you? Over and Out." Yuki's voice and static came through.

I decided to have a little fun. I mean, I can't be a stuck-up genius all my life. "I'm near the entrance, Commander. Currently blending in with the surroundings and imitating a tree. Over and Out."

There was a pause.

"...Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?!"

"Yuki, you forgot the 'Over and Out' dear."

"..."

"W-well, whatever! This is urgent, urrrgent! The Host Club is currently heading towards the entrance! We've got to find out why they're here with Sensei, so I decided that direct approch would be the best. You're the only one they don't know, Arashi. Go kick some Hosts! Over and Out."

Kaoru's voice was suddenly heard. "Oi, Yuki, we're hosts too!"

Beep. While Ryu was still behind the payphone, I saw the Hosts coming. What would be the best way to approach? Kyouya might recognise me... I'll have to do that. It'll be the most embarrasing thing I'll ever do in my life, but...

~Mission: Find out what the Hosts and Haruhi are doing with Sensei~

I started running towards the Hosts.

"Kyaa!!! You guys are so beautiful!!! Are you models or something?" I squealed in a girly voice. Sensei seemed flustered, while Tamaki simply rose to the occasion.

"My dear princess, I don't think we've met bef-Ooof!" Kyouya promptly elbowed him. Hard.

"I'm sorry, but we can't be disturbed right now. Could you possibly keep this meeting a secret?" Kyouya said to me politely.

"Kyaa! You're so pretty! Prettier than me! That's unfair." I pouted, pretending to not have heard a thing he'd said. I bet Kyouya's getting his stress marks behind his head now. "What are you guys all doing with your, uh... Manager?"

Hunny suddenly chirped, "Oh, she's not our manager, she's our teacher!"

"Ehhh?! No way! Why the heck are all you good looking guys with your teacher?!" I feigned surprise. Mori currently had his hand over Hunny's mouth.

I turned the secret recording button that Yuki had given me ON. This would let her and the twins hear this.

Kyouya looked to see if anyone were around, while Haruhi just stared at me with blank eyes. She could tell I was Storm, since I've been brunette before. I winked at her, and focused on Kyouya.

"Miss, can you keep a secret?" Kyouya asked me. I nodded eagerly. "Well, the reasom why we're here with our sensei is because... Sensei is having boyfriend troubles."

Sensei looked really embarrased now, poor thing.

"You see, because she's been a teacher for so long, she's completely devoted herself to her students, not her own, personal, social life, and right now, her boyfriend's getting put off by her habits."

Sensei then stepped in. "I love my boyfriend. We've been together since we were in highschool, but recently, I've become more engrossed with work, and barely see him anymore..."

"So we, the Ouran High School Host Club, decided to lend a hand, and help Sensei become more relaxed around strangers, and the world in general." Tamaki said grandly.

I was certainly stunned. Sensei has a freaking boyfriend? My Lord, she must've been a little different in highschool! Wait, these thoughts are mean...

I snapped back into reality. "Oh, you guys are so sweet, doing this for your sensei! I promise to keep this a secret, whatever you guys say!"

Mori gave me a nod, and Haruhi just gave me a look that said 'You better tell me what's happening later.'

I gave her a smile and went to talk to Ryu. Ha, my awesome acting talent is undeniable.

Amd there you have it! After a whole two hours of pain, sweat and tears... We've completed this! Of course, 'The Date' is not finished... This is a warm up! Ams and I are PUMPED!

Thanks to all who have reviewed, alerted, favourited, and read this story so far! We love you all! *Throws a full Australian Esky at whoever we love, and watch them faint...*

Err... Anyway, don't expect anything before Christmas!

XOXO, Cy and Ams (Who is finally girl enough to want her being known!)