A/N: I. Suck. So. Much. It's been what months? Yeah, months sounds about right. I wish I had this awesome excuse, but I don't, truth be told I just didn't think about, I had other things on my mind, that I could have put off but I didn't. But I'm really really really sorry for not updating until now. (I'll give you my lame excuse at the end)

Because I have been in this situation before with the author not updating in forever! I'll summarize what happened last chapter:

Alice and Jasper, and Rose and Emmett are together, Bella wasn't upset to find this out. Angela made a remark about how Bella and Edward didn't act like a couple, which led to Edward kissing Bella. She got pissed and started to yell at him, and someone overheard…and that person was Lauren…now to the story.

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.

LPOV

All night I was thinking about Edward and Bella. I couldn't believe they are faking dating. It's possible I could have misinterpreted their conversation, but c'mon, I'm not stupid. Eddie is obviously doing it to make me jealous. Well I'll show him.

As I devised my plan I got dressed in my best clothes and headed off to school.

The day went pretty normally. Edward and Bella were still pretending like they were dating, gosh, all this work just to make me jealous?

When lunch came round it was time to initiate my plan. I walked up to his table and tapped his shoulder, when he turned around I said loudly to get the attention of everyone in the cafeteria, "Hey Mike!"

"Hey?" He asked confused.

"So…" I trailed off looking around for a seat, the two next to him were occupied so I looked down at one of the girls sitting next to him, glared, and made a movement with my head signaling them to move. When she did I sat down and resumed my sentence, "I was thinking, we should totally go out!"

"Um…sure." Mike replied still confused. My smiled widened, I looked in Edward's direction, all the people at his table had their eyebrows furrowed.

"Great, pick me up at seven, we'll go see a movie." I said getting up.

EPOV

What. The. Fuck?

Why the hell is Lauren asking Mike out?

I didn't think she liked him…

I turned back to my table, "Anyone else wondering what the hell that was?"

Everyone sitting around me raised there hand in the air as if to say yes to my question.

"Just checking I wasn't the only one confused."

"Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?" Bella whispered to our group. We all just stared at her, confused. She sighed, "I think we should just happen to be at the movie theatres while they're there…" Bella said with an evil glint in her eyes.

"I second that idea!" Emmett said with a huge smile across his face.

After more murmurs of agreement it was decided, we all would go see the movie that Lauren and Mike were seeing and try to be as rude as possible. We thought it best that we try to disguise ourselves, so we all planned to wear hats or something like that.

Throughout the rest of the week we were all anticipating Lauren and Mike's date, because it was going to a hell of a lot of fun for us. I picked Bella up at six on Friday so that we could all just hang around Port Angeles for awhile.

I walked up to Bella's door already in disguise, when she answered the door she stared at me for about 5 seconds then started laughing, hard. She grabbed the door frame to try to steady herself but then she looked back up at my face, and her laughs came back full swing.

After awhile she finally calmed down enough to ask, "What the hell is on your face?"

"A mustache." I answered simply.

"Why are you wearing a mustache?"

"I'm in disguise." I said stroking the fake mustache.

"I thought me all agreed on hats?" she asked holding out the baseball hat in her hand.

"Hats were too simple, I wanted to go all out."

"All out to you is a mustache?" Bella asked as she got in my car.

"Yes," I said as I backed out of her driveway.

Instead of responding she just grabbed my iPod and looked through it when she found a song she liked she clicked it then set my iPod back down.

As 'Shake Me Down' by Cage the Elephant began to fill the car Bella started moving her head to the music.

"You continue to surprise me, did you know that?" I looked over at Bella for a second as I said this.

"Beg your pardon?" Bella asked confused.

"Just when I think all the surprises are done there's another one."

"What do you mean?"

"Your taste in music." I stated.

"What about it?"

"It's all over the place."

"So?" she questioned.

"I don't know, I just reminds me of…me."

"Ok…" she said confused.

"I guess I'm surprised that we could have so much in common and we used to hate each other." I said trying to put my thoughts into words.

"I get what you're saying. Maybe being nominated together really was good for something."

"And what would that be?" I asked with a smirk.

"I actually have a friend now that knows a thing or two about music." She said smiling brightly, she has a beautiful smile…wait what?

"Awww, you only like me for my music?" I pouted looking at her.

She looked me straight in the eye, "Yep."

I turned back to the road; we sat in a comfortable silence for the rest of the ride.

We met up with Emmett, Jasper, Rose, and Alice at the front of the theatre. Emmett and Jasper's backs were to me and Bella, as we approached Alice and Rose began to laugh.

"What did you guys plan this?" Rose hollered to me.

I didn't understand what she was talking about until Jasper and Emmett turned to face us. Bella started cracking up. Jasper and Emmett were both wearing fake mustaches.

As we joined the group I did the head nod to them, "Nice stache."

"Right back at ya." Jasper nodded at me.

The girls were in hysterics after our greetings. We just looked at them like were crazy.

"Hey, don't give me that look…I'm not the one wearing a fake mustache." Alice said pointing at us.

"Good, a mustache would look ridiculous on you." Emmett said completely serious.

Alice just ignored him.

For the next hour we all just hung around until we saw Lauren and Mike head to the ticket booth. We overheard the movie they were seeing. And then went up to the booth and bought tickets for the same movie, tonight is going to be fun…

A/N: So there's that chapter…I'd love reviews….

*Side note: I have a poll on my profile about what category my next story should be (because shockingly there are only a few chapters left and I'd like to get my thoughts sorted for my next story) and I'd love to have input on what it should.

PREPARE: You are now entering lame excuse territory, you have been warned!

Since I last updated I got sucked into a few television shows…namely Doctor Who and I just couldn't focus on Twilight…so there's my lame ass excuse…

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