INUI SADAHARU swears by the book that data never lies.
10 blackmailing minutes ago
View photos of Inui Sadaharu (64 – of his glasses glinting brightly; 6 – of him without glasses (OMG! Such pretty eyes!); 604 – of him scribbling in his notebook; 4006 – of him brewing his poison...I mean, juices etc)
View videos of Inui Sadaharu (178 – anime; 26 – Zenkoku Taikai Hen; 3 – OVA and special; 21 – Tenimyu; 2 – live-action; 204 – MAD, tributes and fandisks; etc)
Send Inui incriminating photos of rival schools' regulars (most are probably fanart or edited…)
Drink Inui Juice with Inui. Come, take your pick…
Decorate Inui's plain notebook with cutesy stickers
Steal Inui's glasses. Remember to steal his spare ones too.
Neutralise Inui Juices. Don't pour them away. We don't want to pollute the environment either.
Networks:
Member of Seishun Gakuen tennis (boys)
President of the JGA (Juice Gourmet Association)
President of the ASS (Affirmed Stalkers' Society)
President of the MOVIE (Most Obnoxiously Vexing Intellectual Enterprise)
Relationship Status:
Close with both Yanaji Renji and Kaidou Kaoru.
Extremely close with his beloved notebooks
Birthday:
June 3
Team (8) [see all]:
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Kaidou Kaoru
Kawamura Takashi
Fans [see all]:
900 – Seigaku students
200,000 – non-yaoi
1,000,000 – yaoi and cosplayers
Rivals [see all]:
Yanagi Renji
Mizuki Hajime
Konjiki Koharu
People I can't get solid data on:
Tezuka Kunimitsu
Fuji Syusuke
Echizen Ryoma
People who are data freaks like me:
Yanagi Renji
Mizuki Hajime
Konjiki Koharu
Actors who have acted as me [see all]:
Araki Hirofumi
Nakayama Masei
Takahashi Yuuta
Five names Inui does not wish to be associated with:
1) Hakase (doctor). This is Renji's nickname for me…
2) Stalker. Excuse me…? I gather data. I do not stalk…
3) Hentai (pervert). …I beg your pardon…?
4) The evil scientist who always declare he wants to take over the world. Ahem, I am not Mojojojo with the huge brains even if my head is relatively long.
5) That enormous white dog from Gintama. Even though we share the same name, I am most certainly not a canine!
Three things I can use my (Running) skills for:
1) Running the underworld. Definitely better than the taking over the world rubbish. Blackmail is my forte after all...
2) Running a health bar. Free juices, anyone?
3) Running assigned laps by Tezuka. He's the devil, not me, not Fuji…
WALL
(today)
RECENT ACTIVITY
Inui became a fan of Korean Dramas and Dae Jang Geum. Comment. Like
Inui just played Restaurant City. Comment. Like
Inui has forced-fed 50 friends to drink Inui Juice using Superpoke! Comment. Like. Superpoke!
.:10 friends like this
Inui is now friends with Lambo, Romeo and Mifune. Comment. Like
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Tezuka Kunimitsu has made Inui run an eye-popping 1000 laps around Seishun Gakuen, and will continue to increase the amount until Inui can easily beat the Olympic marathon runners IF he does not stop abusing his data about said buchou himself.
at 11:45pm – Wall-to-Wall
~Echizen Ryoma at 12:00am
Mada mada dane, Inui-senpai
~Inui Sadaharu at 12:20am
There is a 100% chance Tezuka would do something like that. I must prepare for tomorrow's laps now…
Inui Sadaharu just took the "What type of intelligent person am I? BOYS ONLY" and the result is …01011001… Our apologies, the system has crashed due to the interference of unwanted inputs that messed up the program. As a result, Facebook will be on maintenance until further notice.
at 11:00pm - Comment
Kaidou Kaoru has thrown a Boomerang Ssssnake at Inui! Play Superpoke now!
at 10:30pm - Comment
Spanner Are you watching the match between Millefiore and Vongola?
at 10:00pm – Wall-to-Wall
~Inui Sadaharu at 10:01pm
Naturally. There is a 69% chance that Vongola will win the match. But as most manga go, the protagonists should emerge victorious eventually.
~Yanagi Renji at 10:02pm
I beg to differ, hakase. Without the support of Yuni, there is a 98% chance the story will veer off in a different direction.
World Environment Protection Mr Inui, we are investigating the discoveries of dead plants and animals in your vicinity, and we have traced the source back to you. Your concoctions are poison to the flora and fauna living in this world, hence we advise you not to brew too many which will further cause the endangerment of rare plants and animals. Thank you.
at 9:50pm – Wall-to-Wall
~Momoshiro Takeshi at 10:10pm
HAHAAAAA~!!!!
Yanagi Renji has challenged Inui Sadaharu to a Data Sparring using Superpoke! Data galore! Play Superpoke now!
at 9.35pm - Comment
Kaiba Seto Thank you for helping me develop the Duel Academy with the help of your data. Blue-Eyes White Dragon is still with me, if you'd like to know. Excuse me while I go run my business now.
at 9:30pm – Wall-to-Wall
Kikumaru Eiji Inui! I suggest you watch Dae Jang Geum as many times as you can or Martha Stewart's cookery shows. Your cooking skills are horrible!
at 9:15pm – Wall-to-Wall
Yanagi Renji Sadaharu, long time no see. Now you love K-dramas? How unexpected indeed…Let's meet up for a one-on-one rematch some day. By the way, I agree that data never lies, especially on the microscopic level. Humans lie.
at 8:30pm – Wall-to-Wall
Inui Sadaharu has unveiled the (hidden) reason why Tezuka Kunimitsu has such a poker-face! Because of his mature looks, Tezuka has always been mistaken as an adult. Well, no worries, Tezuka, in twenty years' time, you'll look younger than your age, and there is a 99% chance you'll appear younger than most of us around your age. This is due to the absence of wrinkles from frowning or smiling. The most natural Botox for both genders!
at 8:00pm - Comment
RECENT ACTIVITY
Inui wrote on Yanagi Renji's Wall.
Inui wrote on Tezuka Kunimitsu's Wall.
Inui wrote on Fuji Syusuke's Wall.
Inui wrote on Kaidou Kaoru's Wall.
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Mojojojo – Powerpuff Girls
Lambo, Romeo, Spanner – Katekyo Hitman Reborn (I assume Inui is friends with all three Lambos…?) I had to add this because Spanner shares the same seiyuu with Inui, and he's a mechanic who works with data.
Mifune – Soul Eater
Kaiba Seto – Yu-gi-oh
Dae Jang Geum – (Jewel in the Palace) Korean drama
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Sorry for the late posting! University just started last week, and I fell sick. But I had to finish this profile, at least in celebration of my birthday (which was yesterday).
Inui's profile is so fun to write. Tezuka is ignoring Inui in this case, hence the lack of comments from him except that irritated wall post XDD Most of the stuff here is made up, of course.
Thanks to all who supported this fic!