"For Lois!" Superman cried, turning back into Clark Kent and scooping up baby Lulk. Leo punched him in the face, but Clark tickled him under his chin and cooed despite Leo's assaults.

"Okaaayyy," Jack said, completely wierded out. "This sucks." He turned to Kat. "What now?"

She shrugged. "We find Issy, and murder her for giving me this de-age-inator gun instead of a real one."

"You with a real gun is like handing Death his scythe back."

Kat cackled.

Jack shrunk down.

I'm a linebreak: BOW DOWN IN MY PURE UTTER AWESOMENESS!

"Damian, Jason, you guys suck," Ginny said, glaring at them.

Damian just blinked at her. "But Jason started it," he said, emotionless.

"Shielas, it was both of you that blew up the Empire State Building," Bunnymund complained.

Jason jumped. "Noooo! OLYMPUS!" He wailed, falling to his knees.

"Aren't you Roman?" Piper McLean asked from the emo corner, where she was depressed that Jason had chosed to be OOC in this story rather then normal, like her... well, sort of. She had chosen EC-EmoCharacter. :0

Jason frowned. "Don't all gods originate from Olympus?"

"I-"

"What does this have to do with Jason and Dami blowing up half of New York City?" Ginny exploded. "But then again, my boyfriend's OOC and on the team of a girl so much hotter than me..." She began to sob.

Damian and Jason and Piper joined her, Piper's dark mascara and eyeliner beginning to run.

"Crikey," Bunny muttered.

Linebreak of AMAZINGNESS!

"I hope Kat actually liked my birthday present to her!" Issy said, smiling.

"Who wouldn't want a de-age-er thingy?" Asked Luke, sipping some cider through a purple twisty straw.

"Me," Cassandra the Morpheus Girl said, tossing popcorn into her mouth but missing epically.

It hit Gwilanna in the eyes, where she frantically began rubbing the salt out, screeching, "I blame you, Arthur!"

Cassandra looked around. "Where's Thor?" She asked, dissapointed. "I wanna jump!"

Frank glared at her. "Thor's on the other team, Cassie."

Hazel scowled at her boyfriend. "That's mean, Frankie Poo," she whined.

"Screw it all!" Frank shouted, running out of the room.

Hazel turned to Gwilanna, who was now beginning to curse Bonnington. "Okay, which spell did you use on him?" She demanded of the Sybil.

"And what does Bonnie have to do with anything?" Lucy Pennykettle muttered from her hiding spot in a crack in Tartarus's rock walls.

Yes, I did, in fact, say, Lucy freaking Pennykettle.

She was also in Tartarus.

She was Ginny's spy.

Though she didn't quite understand why.

Sadie rolled her eyes. "It wasn't the old woman, it was me, obviously," she said, in response to Hazel's question.

"What the Pluto is wrong with you?" Hazel asked.

"It's Osiris, in my opinion," Sadie replied, eating her own popcorn.

Gwilanna cringed away from her bowl of the same snack.

Linebreak... yeah, there's nothing special with this one, actually.

"So how do we get to Tartarus from..." Jack squinted at the label on the map Kat had stolen from a crow named Caractus. "Estonia?"

Kat tapped her chin, as if deep in thought. Then she shrugged and smirked. "I have no freaking clue, dude," she laughed.

Jack rolled his eyes. "Okay then. Quick question: why did you trust Superman to watch your baby team?"

Kat shrugged again. "Cuz I didn't wanna, and he was right there."

"That makes total sense."

She giggled. "I know, right?!"

Yet another linebreak... wow, Issy! You probably wanna kill me right around now, huh? XD

Ginny Weasly peered out at Kat and Jack from behind a handy-dandy bush that happened to be growing right next to them.

"Okay, I see Jack..." She whispered to Bunnymund. Then she squinted at the blonde next to him. "But who's that weird girl giggling like a total psychopath right next to him?"

Jason took a turn as lookout. "Oh!" He grinned and turned back to their group of Damian, Piper (who was about to cut herself, but Dami stopped her and she began to sob), Bunnymund, Ginny, and the silent Rachel Elizabeth Dare (Or 'Red', as Jason had began calling her due to her innitials and the fact that her hair is the color of Leo's flames... LIKE A BOSS!).

"Oh!" Jason repeated, jerking Red out of her daydream. She looked scared for a moment, but then she took out a dark green pen and began drawing a shape on her hand. Then she showed it to everyone.

Piper frowned at it, wiping away her tears with her black sleeve, smearing her eye makeup. "A... banana?" She choked out.

Red shook her head persitantly, in the process whacking Damian and Bunny with her unkempt Merida (from Walt Disney's 'Brave', tm) locks.

"A crescent moon?" Ginny guessed.

Rachel shook her head again and frowned, then pointed to her ear.

"Ooohhhhhhhh," Damian said, getting it. "Wow, Red, you suck at drawing ears!"

Rachel through a rock at his head.

But unfortunately for her, he recovered quickly.

"I said, 'Oh!'!" Jason pressed, shooting Damian and Red glares, a little less anger on Red's, though. "That girl that is now climbing a tree Katniss Everdeen-style to see if she can see Tartarus is the amazing Kat."

"Oh yeah, the girl that was chasing Issy through Hogwarts' ballroom?" Damian said, going up to the front of the bush to peer at her. "Oo, she's hot..."

Ginny swatted him on the arm. "That's great that you know who she is, but where is she from?" She held up her copies of The Avengers, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Last Dragon Chronicles, Rise of the Guardians, The Kane Chronicles, DC Comics, and the hardcopy Fanfic Shadows of the Past by KGal2000. "She's not in any of these, and neither is this Issy girl you guys keep mentioning!"

"IDK," the rest of the group chorused, except for Red, who doodled a question mark on the knee of her faded denim pants.

"Another... freaking... linebreak. Oh my gods, Kat, what the Hades is your problemo?" "Sorry, Issy..."

"Kat, isn't Tartarus a pit... in the Underworld?" Jack questioned as Kat began climbing a nearby pine tree.

"Do not question my GENIUS!" Kat cried, throwing her fist in the air, causing her to crash to the ground.

"Ah! Kat, are you dead? 'Cuz if you are, then I think you just solved our Tartarus problem," Jack said.

"That... was... awesome!" Kat yelled, grinning. She got to her feet.

Her dirty blonde hair was up in a high ponytail and strewn with pine needles and twigs. Her jeans and 'I LUV Penguins MEOW!' shirt were torn a bit. Her face and arms were smudged with dirt, but she was grinning and laughing like a crazed maniac.

"That was fun!" She giggled.

"Oh, and just so you know," Jack said, nonchelantly pointing in the direction of a bush that was rustling and filled with the sound of people screaming at Piper to stop 'putting on black lipstick, you're scaring Red!'. "There are people in that bush."

Kat shrugged it off. "Oh, yeah, they've been there for like seven hours, why?"

"Cuz their talking about you."

"Oh." She frowned momentarily. "Oh well. I think I figued out how to get to Tartarus! Follow meeeee!" She began marching away. Then she screamed, "Arion! I'm pretending to be Hazel so come here neigh."

Review! And Issy, hurry up with you're chappe PWEEEEEEEZ? XD