All of a sudden, the thudding stopped, leaving the tribe and its soon- to-be meals hanging on the edge with anticipation. A cute and cuddly bear then appeared in front of them. It was no bigger than one of the small children at the village, but yet they appeared to be afraid of it, especially the children, and especially those of the female gender.
"Hi, kids~," a loud and almost bear-like voice sang out. The villagers all screamed, including the fat woman that was clinging to Gray moments ago and began running for their lives.
"We don't want to get raped!" they screamed over and over as they ran for the other side of the village, and into the jungle. Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel were left in the village alone as the midget, pedophile bear stalked closer to them, grinning as he saw that they were males for a change.
Both Gajeel and Gray screamed like little girls and began hopping up and down with their poles still tied to their backs. As they bounced past Natsu, the stick that he was hog-tied to bounced up in the air and landed on top of the two's poles. As the three mages bounced away from the bear frantically, Pedobear just kept at them, at a jaw dropping ten feet away from them. Looks like all of that time at the gym paid off, eh? Heh heh…
Meanwhile, as the trio ran out of site while still being chased down by the horny bear, three Powerpuff girls have come to save the day! Blossom (Levy), Bubbles (Lucy), and Buttercup (Juvia)!
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"WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN THESE STUPID OUTFITS?" the red head shouted as she threw down her orange hair wig to the ground, still wearing the white tights and the pink dress.
"Because I'M the narrator and writer of the story, dear Levy. I decide how things turn out! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Bubbles shouted as she kicked me in the face. I do have to say that it did hurt. It hurt so much that I was knocked unconscious.
Well, I would have written more, but I was knocked out and my head still hurts so meeh~ A;;;
Lucy: YOU DESERVED IT D:
Me: DID NOT! D:
Natsu, Gray & Gajeel: WE DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED~ D: -are still being chased by Pedobear-
Pedobear: :D
Me & Lucy: ... :'D
Happy: REVIEW! ;D
BTW: YOU GUYS WERE REAL HELPFUL D:
REMIND ME TO NEVER ASK FOR HELP FROM YOU SAD BUNCH OF PEOPLE EVER!