("I'll just leave you two alone.") Kenny said putting his hood back on. Kenny walked out of the room leaving the two alone.

"Eric, why? Why did you not talk me?" AJ said.

"In case you haven't noticed." Cartman said. "Every girl fucking hates me."

"I don't...well...I didn't."

"AJ?"

"No! I...I can't do this. Car-car, if you had just been you...well, I would have given you a shot...but now, I don't know."

"AJ, I know I should have told you."

"Yes you should of, now, I...I...I have to go!" AJ ran out of the closet leaving Cartman.

"AWW FUCK ME!" Eric's thoughts shouted. "I should have fucking listened to Kinny."

AJ walked quickly and without noticing, bumped into Kyle.

"Oh sorry, Kyle." AJ said.

"Hey it's cool." He replied. "Is something wrong?"

"Oh it's nothing..."

"It looks like there is something."

"I have to go." AJ walked away.

AJ got home and went straight to her room and shut the door. Mrs. Jade was out grocery shopping so AJ didn't receive a knock on her door from her mother. However Cassandra went to her sister's door and knocked.

"Sissy, what's wrong?" She asked.

"GO AWAY CASSANDRA!"

"Is it your boyfriend?"

"He's not my boyfriend anymore...so just go away." Cassandra never seen her sister this upset. Cassandra figured that AJ found out that it was Eric. Cassandra smiled to herself knowing that she was rid of this guy, but her smile faded to the sound of her sister crying. Cassandra was surprised her sister didn't invite her into her room to talk. Usually that happened with every break up.

"Are you sure you don't want-"

"-YES!"

Cassandra huffed and went to her room. She lied down on her bed.

"That tubby dickless piece of shit is gone and I didn't even have to do it myself...but I'm unhappy." Her thoughts raced. "...It's my sister...she has never been this upset over a boy before. No! I won't fix this! I won't!" Cassandra listened to her sister's muffled crying from the other side of the wall and sighed. "FINE!"

Cassandra walked out of her house and across the street to Cartman's. Cassandra knocked on the door and Liane answered.

"Oh hello." She said. "Your Allison's little sister, right?"

"Yes, could I talk to your son, please?"

"Of course sweety, Eric is upstairs."

Cassandra walked upstairs and walked into Eric's room.

"What the fuck do you want, bitch?" Eric asked. "You got your way now leave me alone." Cassandra sighed and grabbed Eric by his arm and surprisingly she was able to drag him forward. "EH! LET GO!" Cassandra set nothing as she kept her grip on Eric's arm.

Cassandra pulled Eric down the stairs, out the door, across the street, and into the house.

"You can't do this to me!" Eric shouted. Cassandra still ignored him which made Cartman pissed. "EH! DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME!" Cassandra dragged Eric up the stairs and to her sister's door.

"As much as I fucking hate you." Cassandra said. "I hate to hear my sister cry...so you better fix this." Cassandra walked down stairs to make sure Eric wouldn't decide to leave without working things out. Even though Eric was in confusion of Cassandra's actions, he was more focused on getting AJ back. Eric knocked,

"Can I come in?" Eric asked.

"No...just...go away." AJ muttered.

"Come on."

"No."

"Just let me in."

"No!"

"But...Alli." Eric whined as if he was whining at his mom to get his way.

"...No..."

"But...ALLI!"

"...Come in."

Eric opened the door to AJ's room. AJ was laying on her bed; she was faced away from Eric. Eric walked up to AJ's bed and sat down next to her.

"I denied my feelings for you." Eric said. "I tried to cover them up by being an asshole. The truth is you're the only girl who has really ever been nice to me...and I think I really you know, like-like you..." Eric sprung up quickly and left the house. Eric had never been so pissed off and embarrassed. He decided to go home and mope in his room.

The next day Kyle ran up to Cartman,

"SON OF A BITCH!" Kyle said. "I fucking knew it! You do like her!"

"No I don't, Kahl!" Cartman responded.

"Yeah you do, Kenny told me everything."

"What!? Kenny?" Eric said directing his attention to Kenny.

("He paid me 50 bucks dude.") Kenny responded.

"Okay fine! Yes, I do like her."

"It's about time you fessed up." Stan said.

"Did you tell her?" Butters asked chiming into the conversation.

"My guess is he did." Kyle said. "Because AJ bumped into me yesterday and she was upset."

"Okay fine. You're fucking right, Kahl."

"So what happened, dude?" Stan asked.

"I was dragged to AJ's house by her sister." Cartman said. "I talked to her, but she didn't respond so I went fucking home."

"So she doesn't like you?" Butters asked.

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" Cartman responded. "Fuck you guys I'm going to class." Eric turned to go to class and that is when he saw AJ running towards him. She was smiling and giggling as she ran down that hall. Right before she reached Eric, she tripped and fell into Eric's arms.

"Oopsie!" AJ said.

"AJ!?" Cartman said confused.

"Thanks for catching me."

"Yeah..."

"Hey, I did a lot of thinking and well, I think I like-like you too." After that, AJ kissed Eric in front of everyone. Some of the girls and guys made disgusted faces while others were shocked.

"Hey." AJ said after the kiss. "Does this mean we are bf and gf now?"

"Let me think," Cartman said. "Ugh hell yeah!"

"And we are going to the dance right?"

"Ughh no shit!"

"YAY!"

That is when Craig approached the two. He had no idea what happened for he was late to school.

"Hey AJ?" Craig asked.

"Yes?" She responded.

"Would you like to go to the dance with me?"

"Ugh sorry...but no."

"SHE'S GOING WITH ME!" Cartman shouted. "So ha ha ha!" Cartman and AJ walked to class.

"Well," Craig said. "I'll just go ask Red."

That is when the bell ringed for class and everyone cleared the hallways.