Blaze: and here is the next chapter
Darth: is it going to be as long as the last chapter?
Blaze: haven't decided yet. Here is chapter 12 and I hope that you like it
Disclaimer: I do not own Heath, chess, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, raspberry jam, Andy McDermott, Sociology, Rachel Ray, Swiss cheese, NCIS, honey, piranhas, Krakens, Robot Chicken, trains or sharks
Chapter 12
The Great Escape: Stages 3 and 4
Update for Viewers on the Executor
Blue Team, Snape and Revan, are on their way to stage three with Purple Team, Hermione and Eragon, close behind while Silver Team, Luke and Arya, have been taken back to the detainment center.
STAGE TWO Continued
The Silver Team…
"Argh, it's gonna take us forever to catch up with everyone," Arya growled quietly unlocking the door to the cell before running out of it with Luke just behind her. "At least we don't have to find the two keys again but we'll have to go through those areas again."
"Tell me about it," Luke muttered and the two of them dashed toward the Room of a Thousand Fountains only to trip over the rubber duck.
"DAMN IT! Would someone get this blasted thing out of here?" Luke shouted angrily kicking the rubber duck into a nearby room.
"Be quiet, you idiot," Arya hissed before the two of them dashed into the Room of a Thousand Fountains, grabbed the key and fled the Jedi Temple. When they reached 500 Republica, they took the stairs to Palpypie's Apartment, trashed it looking for the key and, when they found the key and the piece of parchment, fled the apartment.
"Silver Team has completed stage two!"
"Let's go. To the Library of Science," Luke declared.
Arya nodded in agreement.
INTERLUDE
Palpypie, growling at the idiocy of the turbolift that kept leaving without him, stepped out of the lift and into his trashed apartment. Palpypie stared slack-jawed in amazement at the mess before he snarled in fury. "Who trashed my apartment?" he demanded.
Voldymuffin popped up before gazing around. "What the bloody hell happened here?" he asked.
"You did it!" Palpypie shouted igniting his crimson lightsaber and chased after Voldy who, screaming like a little girl, leapt onto his broom and flew through the window of the apartment. Palpypie leapt into his speeder, inserted his key into the ignition and flew after Voldymuffin only to crash into another building.
"Dang it!"
STAGE THREE
The Purple Team…
"Okay," Hermione murmured examining the piece of paper while Eragon guided the speeder toward the Library of Science. "This piece of paper came from a Biology book. Now we just have to find which biology book it is and then we should find the third piece of the key."
"And we should hurry. Look," Eragon said pointing.
Hermione glanced up to find Snape and Revan already landing on the roof of the Library of Science and then over her shoulder were Luke and Arya were quickly catching up. "Dang, where's a guard when you need them?"
"Right there!" Eragon gasped before he swerved and crashed the speeder into the third floor of the library before leaping out and hiding beneath the wreckage.
Hermione, scowling in anger at Eragon, leapt out before hiding with him.
Luke and Arya landed the speeder behind a large building across the street from the library before hiding in the alley as Blaze, Anakin and the stranger flew over to investigate the crash, the landing of Luke and Arya's ship and the landing of Snape and Revan's ship.
Hermione held her breath hoping that one of the other teams would be caught; unfortunately, it didn't work and no one was caught as the three guards landed at the entrance to the library.
"Keep an eye out," Hermione whispered to Eragon as the two of them dashed out of the room Eragon had crashed into.
The Silver Team…
"Do you see anyone?" Luke whispered to Arya.
Arya shook her head. "We'll have to be careful. Anakin, Blaze and the stranger are inside. They could still be in the lobby of the library. Can you sense where they are?"
"Why didn't I think of that?"
"Girls are so much smarter than guys. Where are they?"
Luke stretched out with the Force before frowning. "Blaze and Anakin have made their way to the second floor of the library while the stranger stayed on the first floor," he said.
"All right then we'll just have to avoid the stranger when we enter the library," he said.
Arya nodded before frowning and the two of them, once they made sure no one was driving in front of them so that they wouldn't get run over, although they did see Saphira, Thorn, Firnen and Shurikan landing on buildings or getting their heads stuck in a building, i.e. Thorn.
"GET ME OUT OF THIS BLASTED WINDOW!" Thorn shrieked as Ayra and Luke crouched beneath the window of the library before gazing around though they couldn't see where the stranger was.
"I don't see the stranger. This is our chance," Luke whispered.
Arya nodded and the two of them opened the door to the library and dashed into the library before ducking behind the desk at the entrance to the library before peering around it as the stranger walked past. "Let's go," said Arya once the stranger disappeared and she and Luke dashed toward the steps.
The Blue Team…
"All right, it's a physics book," said Revan softly peering at the piece of parchment as well as the map. "Is there a directory here that'll tell us what's on each floor?"
"I haven't seen one yet," Snape murmured examining the corridor they were standing in before he pushed Revan behind a bookshelf on the top floor they had entered through the door at the top of the building. Anakin walked down the corridor shining his light around since it was nighttime and the library was quiet and dark. When he spotted no one, he shrugged and disappeared down an aisle. Snape and Revan waited a couple more minutes before they began moving again.
They walked onward for several long minutes until they reached the turbolift with a directory hanging next to it. While Revan kept a lookout, Snape scanned the directory until he spotted the physics section. "It's on the twelfth floor, eight floors beneath us," he said quietly before he pressed the down button since the turbolift wasn't clear. The doors opened and Snape and Revan quickly climbed into it. Snape pressed the 12 button and the door closed before the turbolift began its journey downward.
The Purple Team…
"Okay, we're on the sixteenth floor," Hermione whispered pressing herself against the doorway and peering into the hallway as Anakin walked past. Luckily, he didn't see her and continued on his way. "We need to find a directory…"
"What's a directory?"
Hermione glared at her partner. "Let's find the directory and see which floor the biology books are located on," she said and made her way toward the turbolift in the distance.
When she reached the turbolift and discovered the directory hanging beside it, she discovered that the biology section was located on the tenth floor. "Let's go," she whispered stepping into the turbolift and pressing the 10 button. She grabbed Eragon's arm and pulling her into the lift.
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Eragon screamed.
"Shut up imbecile," hissed Hermione giving Eragon a Gibbs slap. Thankfully, the door was already closed so no one saw or heard Eragon.
The Silver Team…
Luke peered around the desk they were hiding behind as Blaze, reading a book, walked past the desk.
Blaze, why are you reading a book about chess when you're supposed to be searching for the teams?
What? I'm learning all kinds of new techniques to kick Brom's ass in a chess match.
FOCUS!
Stop yelling you will.
What are you doing here, Yoda? You're supposed to be the host.
Oh right.
You're weird.
Thank you I do. And doing here what are you Ahsoka?
I got bored. No one's completed Stage Three yet so I can't go shouting that out.
Bad idea I knew it was for Skywalker to give you that megaphone.
FOCUS!
Anyway, Blaze finally put the chess book down and went back to searching for the teams. Thankfully, she didn't see Luke or Arya who were crouched behind the desk. Once she disappeared between two bookshelves, the Jedi and the elf princess got to their feet before dashing to the directory.
"All right, the book looks like it's from a Chemistry book so let's find the floor where the Chemistry books are located."
"They're on the eleventh floor," said Luke before he and Arya dashed into the turbolift and pressed the 11 button and the door slid closed in front of him.
The Blue Team…
"Quiet, I see the stranger," Revan whispered peering around the bookcase as the stranger walked down the aisle shining his light on the books and, when he neared the aisle were Revan and Snape were hiding, they jogged backwards before hiding in the area between two bookcases. The two of them waited until the stranger moved onward after shining his light down the aisle where they had been moments earlier before they moved onward.
They were currently on the twelfth floor of the Library of Science having been lucky enough to leave the turbolift before being caught by the guards although it was a close call as someone decided it would be funny to hang cobwebs in front of the entrance to the turbolift. Sad part was, there were real spiders on it.
Naturally that meant Blaze, upon seeing the spiders, ran away screaming and thus Revan and Snape got away even though she spotted them.
Nice going Blaze.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I AM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS!
Scream do not!
Yeah, we get it. You're terrified of spiders.
No, really?
We don't need your sarcasm!
Shut up!
Make me!
Stop it you two will. Narrate you must. Get back to the story you will now.
And what if we don't? OW!
Hit you with my gimer stick I will.
I probably should have warned you.
Shut up.
Anyway, so Snape and Revan went off to find the physics book that would contain the third piece of the key and the final clue for the last piece of the key.
The Purple Team…
"I'm warning you now, Eragon. If we get sent back to detainment because you're being louder than a hippogriff then I'm going to toss you off the Space Needle with blocks of steel attached to your ankles," Hermione growled quietly to Eragon who loudly stomped out of the turbolift glaring at the ceiling that was dripping raspberry jam.
Eragon went as white as snow and he quickly started walking quieter. Of course, the idiot ran into a bookshelf because he wasn't watching where he was going and the bookshelf shuddered before falling knocking down the bookshelf behind it and thus the bookshelves fell back like a series of dominos ending with the bookshelf on Hermione's other side falling into the wall next to the turbolift doors.
Hermione glared such furious daggers at Eragon that we were surprised he didn't burst into flames.
"AHHH! I'M ON FIRE!" Eragon screamed running away because he was, quite literally, on fire.
Hermione blinked. "Okay, that was…weird," she said before she growled out, "aguamenti" and, once the fire on Eragon was doused, she grabbed him and pulled him beneath fallen bookshelf as Anakin walked past before watching as Anakin walked into the wall.
"There's a wall there!" Obi-Wan's voice shouted from onboard the Executor and Anakin was somehow able to hear him for he glared at the ceiling and walked off.
"Okay, he's gone," Hermione whispered. "Now let's go find that book assuming it wasn't destroyed when you decided to play dominos with the bookshelves."
She then grabbed Eragon and dragged him out of the makeshift cave they were hiding in before making her way deeper into the tenth floor of the Library of Science.
The Silver Team…
Luke stretched out with the Force before determining the area beyond the doors to the turbolift as it came to a stop at the eleventh floor was clear. "All clear," he said to Arya who nodded and the two of them dashed out of the turbolift onto the eleventh floor of the Library of Science.
Arya glanced at the piece of paper. "Okay let's go find the Chemistry book we need," she said.
They began walking, pausing to briefly examine Gandalf who was fast asleep in the middle of an aisle with a bunch of books on top of him and a mug of ale in his hand. They glanced at each other, at Gandalf and back at each other before shaking their heads and continuing their walk through the floor.
At least that was until Luke felt Blaze's familiar presence and, grabbing Arya's hand, dashed forward to hide behind the checkout desk in the middle of the library. The two of them peered around the desk to find Blaze, Heath bar in hand, walk around the library only to run into at least three bookshelves, two desks and a door.
Stupid bookshelves, desks and doors, get out of my way!
Well put the candy down and turn on your kriffing light then you won't be running into things.
But it's candy…
Blaze, turn on your kriffing light before you pull an Eragon.
All right, all right. Gees.
Blaze turned on her flashlight holding her Heath bar between her teeth before she put the Heath bar in one hand and held the flashlight with another. She continued walking shining her light all over the place including in her own eyes.
"OW!"
Idiot!
Blaze glared in the direction of the narrators before continuing her patrol. When she was out of sight, Luke and Arya climbed out from beneath the desk and dashed toward the closest aisle of books.
"Now let's find that Chemistry book," Luke whispered and Arya nodded in agreement.
The Blue Team…
"This one?"
"No, the paper doesn't match."
"How about this one?"
"That's an English book? What the bloody hell is an English book doing on this floor?"
"No idea. This one?"
"Wording doesn't match."
"This one?"
"No that's an Andy McDermott book. What the bloody hell?!" Snape put the Andy McDermott back on the shelf before taking the next book Revan was holding in his hands. They were currently crouched in between two bookshelves looking through the books that were in front of them and trying to find a Physics book that matched the piece of paper Snape held in his hand.
Snape examined the book. "Chemistry book," he said tossing it into the pile of the fifty other Chemistry books they had pulled off the shelf. "I thought the Chemistry books were on the eleventh floor."
"So did I," Revan said handing Snape another book.
Snape took it. "Sociology book? Bloody hell, most of these books are in the wrong place," he said tossing the Sociology book with the growing pile of other rejected textbooks. The only books they put back on the shelf were fiction books and that was because Blaze would probably kill them if they damaged a fiction book by one of her favorite authors.
The textbooks on the other hand Blaze could care less about.
"English book," Snape growled tossing the fifth English book they'd found into the pile of books.
"Here what about this one?" Revan asked handing Snape another book.
Snape read the cover. "Finally, a Physics book," he said before he began flipping through it until he came to a page that looked as though part of it was ripped off. He aligned the piece of paper with the tear and it matched perfectly. Without pausing, he flipped through it some more until he was about halfway. The second half of the book was actually a secret box compartment in which lay the third piece of the key and the clue to the final location.
"I hear someone," Revan hissed.
Snape grabbed the key and the clue before tossing the book down and the two of them quickly dashed away to hide.
"Blue team has completed stage three!"
The Silver Team…
"Is this one it?" Arya whispered holding up a book for Luke to shine his flashlight on.
"Nope. That's a…Rachel Ray cooking book? I think that's on the wrong floor," he replied.
Arya tossed the book away before pulling out another book. "This one?"
"Andy McDermott book."
"This one?"
"English."
"This one?"
"Sociology."
"This one?"
"Chemistry. Oh wait, that's the subject we're looking for." Luke took the book before handing the flashlight to Arya and began flipping through the book. Unfortunately, it wasn't the one he was looking for. "Dang!"
"Not it?"
"Nope."
"Here, what about this one?"
Luke took the book and, once he determined that it was another Chemistry book, began flipping through it but nothing showed up. He shook his head and Arya handed him another book. They went through at least twenty five Chemistry books, having to stop every now and then when they heard a guard, before Luke finally found a book that looked, or rather felt, promising.
"This is a bit heavy for a normal textbook," Luke grunted taking the book Arya handed him.
"Gees you're weak," Arya said.
"Shut up." Luke opened the book before looking through it and was eternally grateful when he found the third piece of the key and the third clue. "YES!"
"Scream just a little louder. I don't think they heard you on Tatooine," Arya said flatly glaring at Luke who, blushing in embarrassment, glanced over his shoulder to see if anyone had heard.
"I see a light. That's probably Blaze," Luke whispered before turning around and tripping. "Damn blue ferret."
"Will you focus? There is nothing there."
"It was Steve the Blue Ferret, Arya. It doesn't want us to win," Luke whined.
Yes, you heard me right. He whined just as he did all throughout A New Hope. Blaze told me that she's convinced that if they made a drinking game out of how much Luke whines in A New Hope then everyone would be drunk before the movie was halfway over.
"I HEARD THAT!" Luke screamed.
"Silver team!" Blaze shouted shining her light on Luke and Ayra.
Arya punched Luke so hard that she knocked him on his ass. "Thanks a lot you idiot," she snapped angrily.
"SILVER TEAM HAS COMPLETED STAGE THREE AND BEEN CAPTURED!"
"Stop screaming. Thought I did that the batteries of your megaphone died they did!"
The Purple Team…
"Hey, we have a fighting chance," Hermione whispered upon hearing that the Silver Team had been captured. "Now if we can only find that book." Here she glared at Eragon who, apparently not wanting to get on Hermione's bad side again, was kneeling on the ground looking through the books trying to find the Biology book they needed.
"Andy McDermott book? Dang, that's the twentieth one I've found since I started looking. Did Blaze reorganize the library or what?" Eragon muttered to himself as he tossed the Andy McDermott book away. It came flying back, smacking Eragon in the head before settling on top of the knocked over bookshelf where it had been resting before the idiot Eragon decided to play dominos with the bookshelves.
Eragon rubbed his head. "Ow!"
"Keep looking," Hermione snapped putting another book down and continuing to look.
"I FOUND SOMETHING!" Eragon shouted not even five seconds later.
"If someone heard you and we get sent back to detainment then I'm going to make sure your on fire when I drop you off the Space Needle with blocks of steel chained to your ankles," Hermione growled angrily yanking the book Eragon was holding out of his hand. It was the tenth Biology book Eragon had found in the wreckage that was once the tenth floor of the Library of Science.
She flipped through it, found a page that was ripped in half and pulled out the paper that they had found in Palpypie's apartment. She matched it up with the paper and, smiling, flipped through a couple more pages before she found the secret compartment, the key and the fourth and final clue.
"Let's go," she whispered glancing at Eragon who was reading the Andy McDermott book that hit him in the head.
"Let me finish this chapter," Eragon muttered.
Hermione yanked the book out of Eragon's hand before checking to see how long the chapter was. "It's a twenty page chapter, you idiot. We need to get moving."
"No, I'm finishing this…"
"Do you want to be set on fire again?"
Eragon, paling with fright, closed the book, got to his feet and quickly ran toward the turbolift at the other end of the floor. Hermione jogged after him.
"PURPLE TEAM HAS COMPLETED STAGE THREE!"
"Stop screaming. Hear you just fine we all can!"
Update for Viewers on the Executor
Blue Team, Snape and Revan, and Purple Team, Hermione and Eragon, have completed stage three and are on their way to stage four while Silver Team, Luke and Arya, are being escorted back to the detainment center although they also completed stage three. Wow, first time I've ever heard of that happening.
STAGE FOUR
The Silver Team…
"RUN!" Arya whisper-hissed to Luke and the two of them, having already escaped the detainment center, gone through the Palpypie's apartment and through the Library of Science, ran rapidly toward the nearest alley they could see and ducking into it. They crouched beside the garbage cans and watched as Anakin guided his speeder past them.
Why won't someone get me out of this blasted window? Thorn yowled angrily.
Oh fine. If only to stop you from complaining, Firnen growled grabbing Thorn's tail in his jaws and yanking him out of the window causing the building to shudder.
"Come on, let's get going," Arya whispered not bothering on responding to what was happening with Thorn and Firnen. She grabbed Luke and the two of them ran toward the Senate Building. They arrived just as Snape and Revan were ducking into a random room and they quickly ducked into the room closest to where they were standing just as the stranger walked by. They could see Hermione and Eragon hiding behind the welcome desk while the stranger walked over to join the woman standing next to the desk.
Dad, don't flirt with that Jedi.
But she's beautiful. OW!
I should have warned you. Blaze gave all the female Jedi Force lightning.
But she's still beautiful.
Will you get back to watching for the contestants? This is Leia by the way. Padmé went to find her chocolate.
Only if both of you were one of them then I'd watch all day.
OW! Don't Gibbs' slap me Blaze but Padmé is electrifying. OW! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW! Okay, okay.
What happened?
Padmé got a hold of Hevy's E Web repeater blaster and she's pretty pissed off that Palpypie ate all her chocolate so she's taking it out on anyone close to her.
I'm going to have to take out that idiot. No one eats MY Padmé's chocolate.
"Your Padmé?" Anakin protested.
MY Padmé. You future traitor!
"Hey, I gave up being Vader you idiot!"
Traitor.
"Sleemo."
She's my Padmé.
"She's my wife!"
She's your wife but she's my Padmé!"
Anakin glared at the stranger.
Blaze sighed. "Will you to quit arguing?" she snapped.
Why? It's fun.
"Depends on your definition of fun," Anakin muttered.
Well if you're not having…
Anakin frowned. "Having what? Stranger?"
Blaze lowered her remote. "I transported him to a nearby Starbucks!"
"STARBUCKS!" Everyone could hear the stranger shout.
Get back to the game you will!
"Fine, fine," Blaze said with a sigh.
Anyway, while the stranger and Anakin were arguing, Snape and Revan, Hermione and Eragon and Luke and Arya managed to make it to the third floor of the senate building. Wait to go guys!
The Purple Team…
"Thank goodness for well timed arguments," Hermione said with a sigh resting her back against the wall before growling when she spotted Snape and Revan ducking through the doors leading to one of the Senate pods in the main chamber of the Senate building.
"You're getting behind," Revan called just before the doors slide closed.
"Come on, let's get moving," Hermione hissed grabbing Eragon and pulling the idiotic Dragon Rider toward the nearest door.
"I'M NOT IDIOTIC!" Eragon screamed.
Hermione tossed daggers at Eragon. We don't mean this as though she glared at him so angrily that it felt like daggers. We mean it literally; she was literally tossing daggers at her partner. How she got those daggers, no one knows.
"Thanks for the daggers, Aragorn," Hermione said happily dragging Eragon, who looked like Swiss cheese, into the room.
"Mmm, I'm hungry for cheese now," Eragon whined.
"Gees, you whine more than Luke," Hermione exclaimed just as Luke and Arya stepped into another pod near them.
"I'm not a whiner!" Luke whined.
"Yes you are," Arya said with a sigh.
Hermione ignored them as she glanced at the clue she found in the Library of Science. "Okay, it says here that the last piece of the key can be found in one of the pods in the Senate chambers," she said.
"But there are thousands here!" Eragon shouted.
"Down!" Hermione hissed pulled Eragon down as Blaze, Anakin and the stranger, with frappuccino in hand, stepped into the building. Jar-Jar popped up before getting run over by a train.
"Why are ya here, ya idiot?" Han growled glaring at Jar-Jar's body.
"What are you doing here, Han?" Blaze asked.
"Leia told me to do this." Han picked up a large bucket filled with honey and tossed it over the three guards and quickly ran away although he tripped, rolled and crashed into a trench filled with shark and piranhas. Why there as a trench in the middle of the Senate chamber, no one knew.
"Serves you right," Blaze growled lowering her remote before using her remote to clean herself, Anakin and the stranger up.
"Why'd Leia tell him to do that?" Anakin asked confused.
"She didn't," Blaze said. "Han watched The Empire Strikes Back and got mad at you."
"Oh. Who gave him a copy of that movie? Was it Steve? Damn it. I knew I shouldn't have given Steve the code for my safe!" Anakin growled.
"Who's Steve?" Eragon whispered.
"I have no idea."
The Blue Team…
"Who's Steve?" Revan whispered.
"A blue ferret that only he and Luke can see," Snape whispered back.
Revan frowned but decided against commenting as he watched Blaze, the stranger and Anakin spread out to three different sides of the chamber. He glanced at Snape before smiling and touching the controls to the pod. The pod drifted forward and Revan used the Force to manipulate the pod so that it would move around. At the same time, he activated all the other pods, including the ones Hermione and Eragon and Luke and Arya were on, and the pods began to play bumper cars with each other.
"Come on," he whispered and he guided the pod toward another pod and he and Snape transferred to that one. They then paused, with Revan concentrating on making it seem as though their pod was playing bumper cars with the other pods and Snape attempting to figure out where the final piece to the key was located.
The clue that came with the third piece of the key was only a piece of paper that said 'look up'.
Snape and Revan looked up but they could only see the rafters of the main chamber. "Okay, I guess we have to go to the rafters," he said.
"Yeah probably," Revan agreed.
The Silver Team…
"Okay so our clue is a piece of paper that says 'place of authority'? What the heck is that supposed to mean?" Luke asked with a frown.
"Think, where would you go…whoa!" Arya yelped when the pod suddenly dipped and leveled out several layers below and she was forced to cling to the sides of the pod to avoid falling off.
"Don't fall off," Luke said not taking his eyes off the piece of paper; he had used the Force to fasten himself to the pod.
Arya glared at him. "Anyway," she said coolly, "where would you go if you were in a place of authority?"
"That place," Luke pointed to the center podium.
"Well let's go there," Arya said before she yelped when the pod dipped again. "Can't you take control of this pod with the Force?!"
"Oh right." Luke flushed in embarrassment and quickly took hold of the pod with the Force before guiding it toward the podium.
The Purple Team…
"Okay, our clue is 'where Jar-Jar got killed'? How the hell are we supposed to find that? Last time I saw him killed was when Vader deep-spaced him," said Hermione.
"You've been watching too much Robot Chicken," Eragon snorted.
"It's hilarious."
"Anyway so where did Jar-Jar get killed?" Eragon asked with a frown.
Hermione shrugged and looked up as the pod drifted past another pod. Jar-Jar popped up into that pod. "Mesa alive!" he shouted only to be run over by a train.
"Hey, Jar-Jar got killed in that pod. Let's go check there," Hermione said pointing toward the pod where Jar-Jar was run over by the train.
Eragon shrugged. "It's the only lead we had," he said. "But how the bloody blazes do we get control of this pod to get over there?!"
"Bloody blazes? You're not from the galaxy far, far away or from England so don't talk like that. It makes you sound more like an idiot than you usually sound."
"Don't call me an idiot!"
"You are one so why should I bother lying? Let's get going."
The Blue Team...
Balancing on the thin rafters of the senate chamber, Snape found himself wondering why the bloody hell did he decide to agree to this ridiculous game. "Can you reach it?" he called to Revan who was balancing on the rafters above his head.
"Still too far way. Stay there. I'll come and get you after I have it," Revan called before leaping onto a rafter above his head and began to leap from rafter to rafter until he reached the one beneath the one were the fourth key was resting. He grabbed it before glancing down at Snape.
"I got it," he called.
"Then let's get the bloody hell out of here before we get hit by those bumper cars," Snape called back before waiting for Revan to join him. Using the Force, Revan lowered Snape to the bottom of the building before leaping down.
"How the hell are you always ahead of us?" Eragon shouted.
Snape and Revan just laughed and dashed out of the chamber.
"Blue team has completed stage four!"
The Silver Team…
"Let's keep going. Even if we don't win, I don't want to be last," stated Luke and Arya nodded in agreement. They leapt out of the pod to land on the main podium and began searching through it for the key.
"Found it!" called Luke holding up the key. "Let's get the blazes out of here before we're smashed into pieces by those crazy pods."
"Wait a minute," Arya said frowning. "Revan's not here anymore. How are all those pods still in the air?"
As if on cue, the pods started falling to the ground, including the one that Hermione and Eragon were in. Luke leapt from the main podium and, using the Force, landed lightly on the bottom floor. He then turned his attention to Arya and used the Force to gently lower her to the ground beside him.
The two of them then dashed out of the building.
"Silver team has completed stage four!"
The Purple Team…
Hermione coughed as she clambered out of the falling pod and glared at Eragon as if it was somehow his fault the pods fell. "It wasn't my fault," Eragon protested coughing as he climbed out of the pod.
"There's the pod where Jar-Jar was killed. Let's find that key and get the bloody hell out of here," Hermione said before she got to her feet and jogged over to the pod. She began looking through it and found the key when the slowpoke Eragon finally joined her.
"Let's go," she said dashing out of the building.
"Wait for me!" Eragon cried dashing after her.
"Purple team has completed stage four!"
TRANSPORT ZONE
The Blue Team…
"Okay, I figured out the puzzle," Snape said fitting the four pieces together to reveal the name of the location of the transport zone. "Coruscanti Space Port Docking Bay 23."
"Cool, I know where that is," Revan said happily.
"Then let's go," said Snape. "Lead the way."
Revan nodded before running toward the nearest speeder they could see.
"What do ya want?" the driver growled rudely.
"You will let us borrow your speeder," Revan said waving his hand in front of the driver.
"I will let you borrow my speeder."
"You will not ask where your speeder is."
"I will not ask where your speeder is."
"You will go to Dex's Diner and get something to eat."
"I will go to Dex's Diner and get something to eat."
"You will put your dinner on Palpatine's tab."
"I will put my dinner on Palpatine's tab."
"You will call Palpatine and say I am sorry to inform you but you just bought dinner for the entire Senate at the most expensive place on Coruscant."
"I will call Palpatine and say I am sorry to inform you but you just bought dinner for the entire Senate at the most expensive place on Coruscant."
Snape raised his eyebrows at Revan as the speeder's driver climbed out of it and walked away. Revan shrugged, smirked and leapt into the speeder's driver seat. Snape leapt in behind him and the two of them flew rapidly toward the space port. Wow, they're worse than Anakin.
"Anakin will always be worse," Obi-Wan shouted from onboard the Executor.
"I was not that bad!" Anakin shouted back from where he, the stranger and Blaze were digging themselves out from under the rubble of the crashed pods in the Senate building.
"Yes you were."
"Was not."
"Was too."
"Was not."
"Was too."
"Was too."
"Was too."
"DANG IT!"
"You should know that never works with me!"
"Argh!"
The Silver Team…
While the three guards were attempting to get out from under the rubble of the Senate main audience chamber, Luke was getting frustrated because he was trying to perform a Jedi Mind Trick on a Toydarian.
"YOU WILL GIVE US YOUR SPEEDER!" Luke all but screamed.
"Jedi Mind tricks don't work on us," the Toydarian shouted back in accented basic.
"ARGH!"
Arya sighed before reaching into her belt and pulling out some credits she took from Palpypie's apartment when they had been there. "Here, take these," she said holding out the credits.
"Those aren't Republic credits are they?"
"Nope."
"Okay." The Toydarian took the credits and flew off and Luke, tossing Arya a grateful look, leapt into the pilot's seat of the speeder and Arya leapt in beside him. She began working on putting the four pieces of the key together while Luke sped away from the Senate building.
The Purple Team…
"Please give us your speeder?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No. Leave me alone kid!"
"I'm not a kid! Give me your damn speeder!"
"NO!"
Hermione growled. "Stupefy," she snapped out and, when the driver of the speeder was stunned, she used another wandless spell to toss the driver out of the speeder and leapt into it. Eragon, staring, also climbed into it.
"Why didn't I think of that?" he asked wonderingly.
Hermione rolled her eyes skyward. "Why me? WHY ME?!" she groaned before she lowered her head and glared at her partner. "Did you figure out the puzzle yet?"
"It states Space Docking Bay 23 Coruscanti Port."
"Argh! Put it together right."
Eragon fiddled with it but, for some reason, he couldn't fit the pieces together to produce a location that actually made sense.
Hermione banged her head hard into the steering wheel of the speeder that caused it to beep loudly.
The Blue Team…
Revan landed the speeder at Docking Bay 23 of the Coruscanti Space port and immediately leapt out of it before ducking down into a random closet that was next to the speeder. Snape slipped in behind them and they peered out of it but they couldn't see anything.
"ROAR!"
Snape and Revan leapt up before whirling around to find a Kraken standing behind them.
"Did you just roar?" asked Revan confused.
"Yeah why?" the Kraken asked.
"You're not a lion," Snape said flatly.
"Yes I am!" The Kraken cried. "I am a lion. Hear me roar. ROAR!"
"Dude, you're not a lion," Revan growled.
"YES I AM! ROAR!"
"No you're not."
"Yes I am!"
The master spy sighed. "Don't bother arguing with it, Revan. You won't convince it it's not a lion anytime soon not if he really believes it," he said.
Revan, glaring at the Kraken, sighed. "Let's get to the Executor and find Yoda."
"And make sure not to run him over," Snape agreed and the two of them dashed out of the closet were the Kraken/lion was staying.
The Silver Team…
"Got it! The Corsucanti Space Port Docking Bay 23," Arya said.
Luke nodded before swerving around the speeders, air taxies and dragons in the space lanes. "Get out of the way, Thorn!" he shouted.
I'm not in your way, Thorn shouted back flying directly in front of Luke.
Luke scowled, flew over Thorn's back and onwards toward the spaceport. He swore when he saw Snape and Revan had already arrived and he landed just behind them before leaping out of it.
"ROAR!"
"Ignore it," Luke said to Arya who had jumped. "It's just the blue ferret thinking he's a lion."
"I'M NOT A BLUE FERRET!" The Kraken shouted from his closet.
"Let's go find a starship to highjack and get up to the Executor," said Arya before she and Luke ran toward the docking bay.
The Purple Team…
"RUN! RUN QUICKLY!" shouted Hermione running toward the docking bay after she landed the speeder. Eragon tried to leap out of the speeder but tripped over the door and landed face first on the durasteel ground.
"Ow!" he cried.
"HURRY ERAGON!" Hermione shouted glancing over her shoulder as Eragon pulled himself to his feet nursing his broken nose.
"I'm coming, I'm coming," Eragon grumbled running after the brown haired woman.
"Damn it, the blue and silver team are ahead of us," Hermione muttered dashing up the boarding ramp of the nearest ship and into the cockpit. "Get over here, Eragon."
"I'm coming!"
The Blue Team…
Revan landed the starship they highjacked from the Coruscanti Space Port before he and Snape, with the completed key in his hand, dashed out of the ship only to trip over a rubber duck.
"What the…?" Revan exclaimed Force pushing the duck away and glancing at Snape. "So where do you think Yoda is?"
"Let's try the bridge," Snape said before glancing up and frowning. "Has that cameraman been there the entire time?"
"Ignore the man with the camera," the cameraman said as he walked off the starship.
Revan glanced at him. "Some spy you are. I noticed it when we were ransacking Palpypie's apartment."
"I thought it was Voldemort," Palpypie exclaimed flying by in a random starfighter before turning it to face Voldymuffin's starfighter. "Ah hells, I don't like him anyway so I may as well kill him."
"I thought we were allies," Voldymuffin cried flying away with Palpypie chasing after him. Both of them crashed into a random fountain floating in the middle of space.
Revan blinked but decided against questioning it and glanced at Snape. "Let's get to the bridge," he said.
Snape nodded and the two of them dashed toward the bridge of the Executor.
The Silver Team…
"Damn it, they got here first," Luke muttered landing the starfighter and popping open the cockpit and Arya, who was sitting on his lap, climbed out of the fighter with him just behind her.
"We might stand a chance if we can find Yoda before them," Arya said stretching.
Luke nodded in agreement. "Where do we go?"
"Where do you think he'll be?"
"Hmmm, maybe his meditation chambers?"
"Maybe. Worth a shot anyway."
"Why is that cameraman following us? And why does he have a blue ferret on his shoulder?" Luke asked confused watching the cameraman who was pointing his camera at them and had a blue ferret wrapped around his neck.
Arya glanced toward the cameraman but there was no one there because the cameraman hid. "I don't see anything," she said glancing back at Luke. "This is not the time to hallucinate, Luke. Let's get going."
"And before the guards get here," Luke agreed.
"Nah, they're still trying to get out from under the rubble caused in the Senate Building."
"SCREW THIS!" Blaze shrieked and Luke, glancing through the viewports, watched as the Senate building was suddenly lifted beyond the atmosphere, turned over and shook emptying out all the pods before it was sent crashing into the Manarai Mountains. Three starfighters flew out of the building before it crashed and began heading toward the Executor.
"Oh kriff. Run!" Luke cried and the two of them ran toward the nearest corridor.
The Purple Team…
Upon seeing the starfighters containing the three guards, Eragon literally crashed the starship they were in so far into the Executor that he ran over Yoda.
"THE PURPLE TEAM HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED!" Ahsoka shouted loudly as Yoda, scowling, pulled out his gimer stick and began hitting Eragon every which place he could see.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW! OW! OW! Hermione, help!" Eragon shouted glancing at Hermione.
Hermione glanced at Yoda. "Since I didn't run you over, do I get out of getting hit by your stick?" she asked.
"Yes you do," Yoda said. "So long as interfere you do not."
"See ya sucker," Hermione said. "Serves you right for getting us disqualified, idiot!" Then she turned around and stalked off to go find Harry or Ron, the first of whom was raiding the Executor's newly stocked mess hall while the latter was attempting to fly his broom through the corridors of the Executor.
Yoda, tired of beating up Eragon, left Eragon's bruised and unconscious body where it lay and climbed into his hoverchair before flying to the bridge.
"Knew I did that stayed on the bridge I should have," Yoda muttered.
The Blue Team…
"Well, since the purple team has been disqualified, we stand a better chance at winning," Revan said.
"Yes we do," Snape agreed. "Out of curiosity, what do we win?"
"No idea. Blaze never said."
"Playing a game for an unknown price, nice." The master spy's voice dripped sarcasm before he grabbed Revan's arm and pulled him into a room before watching as Anakin, glaring at the wall, walked past with Blaze, clinging to his arm, just beside him and the stranger, sipping a cappuccino, just behind them.
When they were gone, the two members of the blue team dashed toward the turbolift that would take them to the bridge. They really were hoping Yoda would be on the bridge because the last thing they wanted to do was search the entire Super Star Destroyer that was the Executor for him.
Luck was on their side…
"There's no such thing as luck!" Anakin and Obi-Wan shouted.
...
Anyway, luck was on their side, shut up Anakin and Obi-Wan, for Snape and Revan stepped onto the bridge to find Yoda sitting in the center of it with a large silver case in front of him. Behind him were several people with cameras snapping pictures.
"Get this blasted paparazzi out of here you will," Yoda shouted.
Vader sighed. "I'm on it," he said before glancing at Maul, who just happened to be there. "You're helping me! Get over here!"
"You don't tell me what to do!" Maul snapped.
"Maul, get your ass over here before I have Obi-Wan cut you in half again and then Qui-Gon cut you into fourths," Vader snapped.
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon grinned and ignited their lightsabers.
"All right, all right. I'll help. This is not fair," Maul complained.
"Gees and people say I complain too much," Vader muttered as he and Maul teamed up to toss each member of the paparazzi into space. When that was done, Vader glanced at Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. "You can have him. I'm off to get a caf." Without another word, Anakin's alter ego walked off the bridge toward the nearest café.
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan grinned before chasing after Maul.
"I thought you weren't going to set them on me," Maul squeaked in fear before taking off with the two Jedi Masters just behind him.
Snape, deciding against saying anything, walked over to Yoda before handing him the key. Yoda took the key and put it in the silver case. It clicked before popping open to reveal a multitude of items; cash, credits, milk grenades, spikes, belts, brass knuckles, boxing gloves, throwing stars, barrettes, rubber bands, bonnets, mechanical puppies, shorts, trunks, bikinis, dresses, bras and bazooka guns.
Snape stared. "Wow. At least I have my Christmas gifts for the female population," he said.
Revan nodded in agreement.
"Congratulations, won the Great Escape you have," Yoda declared.
"Ah man. Why didn't I win? We found you first," Eragon, somehow conscious, whined.
Yoda scowled. "Ran me over you did," he shouted and began chasing Eragon with his gimer stick causing Eragon to run away screaming like a girl.
Blaze: wow, after three months and twenty days, I'm finally posting the second part of this chapter
Darth: finally!
Blaze: I'm hoping to post the next chapter on Wednesday as it's going to be a Halloween special with special guest appearances from Wolf (well she's already a permanent character so yeah), Undertaker, Batman, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voheis (yes I know I spelled that wrong), Batista, Ryback and Pumpkinhead
Darth: good luck with that
Blaze: please review and I will post chapter 13 as soon as I possibly can but I doubt it'll be anytime soon