Lonely In Gorgeous
Disclaimer: I don't own the show…
Sera: Unfortunately there is no Kakashi to rip into…he is currently being raped by a fan boy…and well Neji's out.
Somewhere Neji is crying.
Neji: Oh someone just KILL me…
Sera: So we're gonna get right to the story.
(Alternate universe thingy…they are in HIGH SCHOOL)
As promised Hinata and Gaara were nervously waiting for their dates to arrive in front of Hinata's house dressed quite nicely. Gaara with is usual scowl wearing a cream colored dress shirt, slacks and black shoes stood against the wall right beside the front door as Hinata tapped her fingers together nervously thinking that perhaps the yellow sleeveless sundress was a big overdoing it.
"Nervous?"
Hinata nodded.
"Y-you?"
Gaara considered the question.
"For my life."
It took Hinata a moment to understand and she laughed while Gaara looked quite serious. He hadn't been joking, he was quite afraid that his "date" with Miaka might be the last thing he ever did.
'Miaka equals insanity…possibly broken bones.'
Neji walked down the stairs (this happens quite a bit in the Hyuuga home huh?) with Lee and TenTen following not too far behind. He stood in front of Hinata for a moment, tilted his head at Gaara, lifted a brow at his cousin again then sighed, his eyes were bloodshot (I'd like to see that) and he seemed paler then usual.
"I'll figure it out later…" He said and walked past the two and out the door. TenTen followed but Lee stopped for a moment.
"Going on a date with Gaara?"
Hinata shook her head.
"No, we're just going to hang out with some friends."
Lee nodded.
"I'll tell Neji then before he realizes your gone…he's a bit out of it, Coach Gai has trained Neji too hard…the poor boy's youth is almost gone."
"Oh well bye then."
Lee left as soon as he heard the car horn to Neji's jeep go off rather loudly then to a string of curses and the threat of sacrificing Lee to the god of the sun unless he got his, quote on quote: Skinny-Fat- ass outside. He timidly bowed to Hinata before departing.
"That was rather redundant."
Hinata nodded.
"Sometimes it feels like this life is full of redundancies…like it's being written by a 19 year old fan girl."
(…uh yeah…)
Gaara nodded.
"That'd explain why my life has turned into a perpetual nightmare lately."
"True, true…"
Hanabi, having heard the entire conversation laughed at the two.
"You guys are such dorks."
-
Itachi drove up to Miaka's house dressed rather nicely, like Miaka had instructed. He pulled on the sleeve of his black turtle neck sweater and smoothed out his pant leg before taking a breather. This he usually did before picking up Miaka since her surprises like this one usually entailed something dangerous, illegal and that hurt quite a lot…mostly entailing all three. He opened his car door, stood slowly and slammed it shut.
"Why am I afraid of her? She's just my little cousin…she's younger…dumber and totally childish…I'm not afraid…" He breather deeply, puffed out his chest and then exhaled. "Who the hell am I kidding…she'd cause nuclear war just for the hell of it…I have no chance…"
Conceding to defeat Itachi made his way to the front door and knocked. When it opened he made a sigh of relief when his blond cousin Keisuki opened the door.
"Hey Itachi what are you doing here?"
Itachi stepped into the small house and smirked.
"Your little sister has a surprise for me and two of our friends."
Keisuki made a face as he motioned for Itachi to follow him to the living room. He took a seat on the green couch beside his friend Tatsuya while Itachi chose to sit on the green love seat.
"Hello."
Tatsuya nodded at Itachi.
"Hey."
"So what's this surprise?" Keisuki asked leaning back.
"I don't know. I suppose it's a double date of some sort."
Tatsuya lifted a dark brow though it was hard to tell considering his dark sunglasses were rather big.
"Who's you date?"
"Hinata Hyuuga."
"Hyuuga?"
Itachi nodded.
"She's like 16."
"I know."
Keisuki leaned forward smirking.
"Making you mark first eh?"
If Itachi could have killed his cousin and then his smirking friend.
'I hate them…'
"TACHI!"
Itachi, for the first time was glad to hear this endearing name. he spun around to see Miaka, her hair swept up into a bun wearing ruby earrings and a red billowy dress that barely passed her knees. Her feet were encased in open toed red sandals.
"You look nice Miaka."
She giggled.
"So do you. So are you ready to pick up our dates? I cant wait to see what my Yaoi slave has on."
"YAOI SLAVE?!?!" This came from Keisuki as Itachi shoved Miaka out of the house. If they were lucky then maybe Keisuki wouldn't come out to further question them.
-
The date, for the most part was nice. Gaara pulled out Miaka's chair, with threatening glances from Itachi warning him not to let his cousin fall on her ass. They had a quaint dinner at a French restaurant, which Itachi found out too late that he was allergic to crape, which incidentally Miaka shoved down his throat.
"But Tachi you don't look that BAD!"
Hinata and Gaara waited outside of the hospital room listening to the conversation.
"You're boyfriend gonna be ok?"
"H-he's not my boyfriend."
They were both silent.
"So is your boyfriend gonna be ok?"
Hinata's eye twitched for a moment before she made a sly smile.
"If it wasn't for you're twisted LOVER or GIRLFRIEND we wouldn't be in this mess."
Gaara's sea foam eyes narrowed.
'Little brat.'
Hinata smiled victoriously.
'HA! SCREW YOU LOVER YAOI SLAVE!'
-
Itachi covered his face with his hospital pillow saying something illegible as Miaka tried to pry it away.
"It's not THAT BAD!"
"Mmph! Umph!" Translating 'F you!'
She managed to get the pillow off after several tries yelling : 'Itachi MURIEL Uchiha I DEMAND that you remove this pillow this instant!'
When she managed to get it off, falling on her ass, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"STHOP LAUGHING YOU WETCHED HEWLL WITCH!" Translation: 'Stop laughing you retched hell bitch'
Itachi's face had swelled considerably and had purple splotches all over. His tongue was swollen and his voice seemed to rise an octave higher.
"I'm HAHAHA sorry but HAHAHA it's not HAHAhAHAHA I'm sorry I cant LIE HAHAHAHAHA!"
His eyes teared, very unlike Itachi Uchiha but hey, he's all itchy and swollen, and he threw himself under the thin white sheets.
Hinata's head poked in for a moment.
"Uh Gaara and I are gonna go home. His sister's here to get us."
"That's hahaha fine…Itachi your girls leaving say goodbye."
Hinata's face burned.
"Hn…"
"Bye Itachi."
Itachi groaned inwardly as Miaka began to laugh again.
'Why did this happen? WHY ME?' He thought turning over. His face and neck itched so badly and it hurt to swallow. 'Hinata's probably shocked to have seen my face…change…'
Outside, Mikoto came rushing into the hospital with Fugaku hot on her heels, faces contoured in worriment…all except the younger Uchiha. He calmly walked into the hospital, an amused smirk on his face. Some nurses swore he had a spark to his step.
Miaka noticed this and when he reached her she crossed her arms and sneered.
"You're loving this aren't you?"
Sasuke smiled widely.
"How can you tell?"
"I dunno…I just do."
Sasuke ignored his cousin, too happy to let her ruin his mood and walked into the room. One look at his brother and he was beaming.
'This is so PERFECT with a capitol P! Take that MURIEL! HELL YEAH!...wait that was Sakura-ish…aw well…what a HAPPY DAY!'
He could have danced right there.
"You can stop laughing at your brother." Mikoto scolded.
"At least laugh at him outside."
Mikoto and Itachi starred at Fugaku.
"What? If he's going to do it anyway it might as well be in the lobby right?"
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