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Thud!
"Ow! Scythe! Get off me!" Tai Lung barked angrily as he was shoved flat on his back. He looked up at the female with an incredible look. "What are you doing?"
Scythe just glared right back and demanded, "How could you do that?"
He sighed. "Scythe, just drop it."
"No! I want to know why you just ran off."
He rolled his eyes. "I didn't feel like talking to them. It's bad enough they even saw me." he tilted his head to the side and thought for a moment. "And i was playing in the bloody mud." he let out a small groan.
"Oh, so is that why you fled? You were embarassed?"
"No. I was simply trying to avoid discussing my...plan with three of the people that hated me most. They...they wouldn't have understood. Now, would you get off me?" he growled.
Scythe still didn't move. "What does it make you then? Stubborn? Or a coward?"
Tai Lung sent her a look, and, with little effort at all, he shoved her away and stomped up the stairs. "I'm starting to regret meeting up with you at that noodle shop."
Scythe shook her head. "Fine! Go to your room and pout, ya big baby!"
"Bloody temptress!"
"Ugh!" Scythe snarled and kicked at the wall. "That stubborn, Kung Fu fighting, fool!"
Mei walked in and chuckled. "You give him way too much of your time, my sister. Just let him cool off for a while. I'm sure he'll come to his senses sooner or later."
Scythe sighed. "I don't know, Mei. I mean...sometimes i just wanna...strangle him!"
"He's a man. What do you expect? That's what they're here for. Love, distance, and irritation."
Scythe laughed. "Is that your theory?"
Mei smiled. "One of many."
Thunk!
"Stupid women!" Tai Lung growled as he began punching the wall with both of his fists. "Who needs them?" he spat, knocking the wall once more with his left paw.
"A lot of people do, my friend." said an annoyingly familiar voice from the doorway.
Tai Lung raised his hackles as a low growl erupted from his throat. "What do you two want?"
Yin and Yang stepped casually inside. "It seems to us that you're having a little lady trouble, is that correct?" Yin asked with a hearty laugh.
"What's your point?"
"Our point is, that you haven't exactly been treating Scythe the way she deserves to be treated." Yang pointed out.
Tai Lung shook his head. "I don't need advice from you two."
"You're right." Yang admitted. "You need advice from an expert. But, since you only have us, we're more than happy to help."
Yin ignored Tai Lung's protests and began to happily chat away. "Now, first off, if you want a woman to respond like a lady, you have to treat her like a lady, with respect and--"
"Oh, this is ridiculous!" Tai Lung muttered.
"Here, let me try." Yin said. "You see, Tai Lung...some women are like...Milk Duds. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside. And others are like...cupcakes. Sweet on both the outside and the inside. Scythe, would be an example of a cupcake--"
"Yin, will you shut up!" Yang cried, smacking his brother upside the head. "You're the worst teacher ever! And you're making me hungry!" He turned back to Tai Lung. "All we're saying is, Scythe's a good person, and, you have to treat her like a good person."
Tai Lung considered this for a moment. Then, with a small smile, he stated. "This doesn't mean we're even for the bucket of water earlier."
Yin accepted this and patted the snow leopard on the arm. "Yeah. I know."