Letters to Home: Year I

by Her Madjesty

This is an experiment in Hogwarts/Once Upon a Time crossovers, in which Emma Charming is a muggle-born witch, who has grown up with her best friend, Killian Jones. This story is a composition of letters between Emma and Killian, along with a few others in between, detailing the events of Emma's first year at Hogwarts. Now with a follow up, Letters to Home: Year II

12. Chapter 12

Characters are not mine. They belong to J.K. Rowling and the creators of Once Upon a Time

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6 Sept. 1971

Dear Emma,

School is bloody awful here, NOTHING exciting is going on. It's like everyone got hit with an elephant dart to the face, I swear to GAWD, I couldn't be more BORED. Come home. Come home NOW. I need my adventuring buddy, we've got to do something, and we have to do something FAST.

Professor McGonagall sounds like an absolute drag, if you ask me (I know you didn't, but still). I hope she lightens up as the year goes on. Herbology sounds like you, again; Get Emma out in the dirt, and she'll never come in!

Please. Just come, fly on a broomstick or something, and GET ME OUT OF HERE. I want to live at a place where there's hundreds of pounds of food…you don't even eat that much….But I'm glad you miss my cocoa. Come home and I'll make you some.

Don't worry about the letter, mate, just keep talking to me and keep me sane. I don't know if I can do a year here with these idiots.

And drop the pit-bull thing. It was scary, honest!

Your mutinied captain,

Killian