To: .uk
From: .uk
RE: WTF!
Eddy kins wtf?
What do you mean it's primitive and immature! And I know it has taken me ages to reply but we had to get a new computer because Rose smashed the screen of the old one when you sent her that email!
Rosalie said my list was amazing, never mind the bit about 'for a four year old' she mumbled afterwards. She accepts your apology by the way, she told me she did, she's just to proud to admit it.
PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS EMIAL TO HER
I'm not even going to run future speech suggestions by you, the wedding is in one day, so I'd better get writing.
Where are the crayons....?
Emmet
Oh Yeh, Bella was upset this morning over something and she wouldn't tell anyone what it was, ask her what it is if you can gets past Alice, you're not allowed to see her till tomorrow you know!
BYE!