A/N: Well, this is definitely a cheesy one. Dionysus with Castor and Pollux's mom. There's zero information about her anywhere, so in my mind she's from a wealthy vineyard family in Napa. Thanks to xFireStar for the idea! If anyone has suggestions, speak now or forever hold your peace, 'cause the conclusion's coming up soon. Enjoy, and don't forget to review!
Confessions of a Slightly Inebriated Wine God
Merlot
"So, you grow all your own grapes?"
She grins and nods. "Everything you see comes from my backyard."
"Incredible. I used to make wine, a long time ago." He sighs and stares at a plump bunch of grapes longingly.
"Did you really?" The woman's eyes sparkle with interest, and he can't help but wonder if it's for the wine, or for him.
"Oh, yes. Just north of here, actually," he lies. "I had to sell it a few years ago. Addiction, you know."
"Shame. I was gonna offer you some of mine. Dinner sometime, maybe?"
"You had me at Merlot..."