Disclaimer: 1. I am not a real author, yet. 2. Why would I be writing here? 3. If you haven't figured out, I don't own anything.
I give thanks to CimFan and Carrot-Bunny for giving me the awesome idea of this and permission.
I'm co-authoring with... khbr23hw too.
Now, Let the Cahill Choice Awards begin!
"Roses are red, v- oh wait it's Thanksgiving." Lilly said and frowned.
"Happy Turkey Murder day!" Jacob said. "Hey look a squirrel!"
"SQUIRRL!" someone shouted and some people strummed to look. Lilly face palmed.
"So happy- Jacob what are you doing?"
"What does it look like?"
"A dog peeing?"
"It's called the mental cat. Meow."
"Ok, well-"
"MEOW! Cough cough, hair ball." Jacob interrupted and Lilly pressed her foot against his back. He fell down.
"Is this clear enough?" She asked.
" ..."
"Good, now as I was saying-"
"Meow."
"Our last award was-"
"Mrrrp..."
"Favorite Madrigal and our winner was-"
"Meow." Jacob said.
"If I ta-"
"Yes, I will." Jacob interrupted Lilly as if he just read her mind. Lilly rolled her eyes and took her foot off. He returned to the mental cat position.
"Kitty, who won the award?" Lilly asked the mental boy.
"Ow, cramp!" Jacob stood up and smoothed his clothes. "What did you say?"
"HURRY UP AND ANNOUCE THE FLUFFING WINNER! WE ARE DYING OF SUPENSE!" Madison yelled.
"Jacob, we already know how retarded you are. No need to give yourself another name." Natalie said.
"WHOA! She said retarded!" Jacob exclaimed.
"Lots if people say retarded you retard. Now announce the winner." Lilly said and crossed her arms.
"Fine..." Jacob gave a long sigh. "Congrats to Amy Hope Cahill."
Applause erupted as Amy walked up to the stage and claimed her SECOND award.
"What does it feel like to win? Again?" Lilly held the microphone to Amy.
"It's great to win, again...? Thanks... Again for voting for me!" Amy said.
"Anything else to say Amy?" Jacob asked.
"Why were you doing the mental cat? It's weird and... Dweebish." She asked.
"Ask something you'll get an actual answer from." Jacob said. "Anything?"
"Tha-"
"Nothing? Ok, sees ya!" Jacob interrupted and dragged Amy of stage before she could say anything else.
"Er, ok. Our next award is... Favorite Book!" Lilly said and clapped her hands.
"Hey! Wait, how did I get here?" Jake Rosenblossem appeared on stage with Atticus by his side.
"I'm a Cahill. Jeez, I expect you to know more." Lilly thwacked his head.
"Ow!" Jake protested.
"Don't do that!" Atticus exclaimed.
"Can I kick him then?"
"No!"
"Why you so violent mate?" Jacob said, mimicking a British accent for no reason.
"Are you mocking us?" Ian asked.
"No." Jacob answered.
"It all started when you said the word, 'murder'..." Lilly used hand motions, spreading her fingers wide. A physcotic grin erupted on her face.
"Is it safe to be near her?" Atticus asked.
"Just annouce the nominees and then run." Jacob whispered.
"Heheh..." Jake laughed nervously. "The first in the series, The Maze of Bones!" The screen picture faded and the cover if Maze of Bones appeared on the screen.
"Then the second book happened, One False Note!" Atticus continued as the green book appeared on the screen.
"Oooooooh! I want to do this one!" Lilly exclaimed. No one disagreed. "The third book where most fan girls of AMIAN loved and Buffy attacked, the Sword Thief!" Instead of the red book cover decorated with ninja stars, a picture of Ian running away from Buffy, then his pants getting bit off displayed.
The crowd roared with laughter.
"I love that moment!"
"Ian, that will never be let down!"
"Where's Buffy right now?"
"GET THIS FILTHY BEAST AWAY FROM ME! I WILL SUE! I SWEAR I WILL!" Ian was running around the stage, the auditorium, everywhere with Buffy right behind him.
"Next you have Beyond the Grave!" Jake said.
"The fifth book is called The Black Circle!" Atticus said in some sort of announcing voice.
"And OOOH, Ian trips ovehis bag of gummy bears-" Jacob was doing a play by play.
"Let's just say the names now. In Too Deep." Jake announced.
"The Vipers Nest." Atticus said.
"The Emperor's Code then the book, Storm Warning!" Jake continued.
"You said two!" Atticus exclaimed. "And finally the last book in the series of the Clue Hunt. Into the Gauntlet!"
"Those are your choices, and they won't be repeated sue to time!" Jake gave a rando thumbs up.
"BUFFY'S GOT HOLD OF IAN AND OH! GOLD AND PINK UNICORN BOXERS ARE REVEALED!" Jacob screamed and fell in the floor laughing like an insane person. (Not that he already isn't one)
"Ian Kabra, I am judging your manliness." Lilly said and shamed him, moving her index finger across the other. Then Hague turned towards the Rosenblossem. Or Rosenbloom. Lilly couldn't remember. Why should she care anyway? AMIAIN WILL WIN! (Evil laugh)
"RUN JUST RUN!" Atticus screamed and ran away, Jake following him.
"I WILL SUE!"
"Die unicorns die!" The girl with unicornaphobia attacked boxers. This was not going to end well.
Hello! The next series is the next award if you wander why.
Yes, I had to bring Buffy in. Not doing it I would've shamed myself. And the girl attacking Ian? Yeah, she's a Tomas so wish Ian luck. (Not that he would need any, he has unicorn boxers on!)
Oh and about the mental cat, I have never attempted it but I was playing soccer at school and the shame was on the other side of the field also the goalie didn't do anything, he did the mental cat. Oh wait, I wasn't playing I was cheering meaning anytime the ball came near I would run away screaming hysterically.
Today is Thanksgiving in the United States so, happy holidays! (I like Christmas better though)
Whenever you want your parents to get you a glass of water and they say no you need the excersize, just Gangman style. I did it as my dad was like, "ok..." And he went to get it for me! Also whenever you are I troubled and you are being lectured, make a weird face and you two will get off subject. I made a face while my mom was lecturing me and we completely got off subject. Heed this advice well young Cahills. (Even though some people might me older than me)
Tune in next time to see... I don't know just suggest something random.
khbr23hw- logged off.