Larxene arrived at her job. She walked in, showing her badge to the security guards and police. After doing so many, many, many times, she got backstage to her dressing room. She changed out of her Organization XIII cloak and changed into a lovely, short, black dress and put black high heeled shoes with it. She fixed her hair by making it look shiny and put on a little lip gloss and walked out onto the stage.

"Hello people and welcome to the Larxene Show! This is the first ever episode and I hope you all will enjoy it. Because I've got a few special guests with us! First of we're gonna do some telephone calls. So here we go!"

Ring, ring, ring, ring

"Hello." Larxene answered.

"Oh thank Kingdom Hearts you picked up. This girl, she's been stalking me. It's seriously not funny. She follows me everywhere and....."

"Oh Cloud! CLOUD! WHERE ARE YOU! SO HELP ME IF I FIND YOU IM GONNA RIP YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOU BARE......."

"Gotta go."

"Oooookay, why don't we just go ahead and move on." Larxene tells the audience.

Ring, ring, ring, ring

"I though we were only doing one call?"

"Sorry, but it slipped through?" A bodyguard tells her.

"Fine, I'll let it slide, but let it happen again and I'll electrocute your ass."

The video screen pulls up a blank screen and Cloud appears after a minute or two.

"Cloud?" Everyone asks.

"Their SHE is."

Tifa appears on screen and she looks at the screen.

"Oh, hey! Now Cloud, I just wanna get something through your head."

"STAY BACK! No means no!"

"Come on, im not gonna rape you."

"HISS!!!" Cloud hisses.

"CLOUD!" She says jumping towards him.

"OH KINGDOM HEARTS HELP ME!!" Cloud tumbles to the floor and the phone hangs up.

"Okay then. Let us give a big, warm welcome to......XION!! Our special guest!" She said.

Xion walked out in a short black dress with a blue ribbon around the waist. She waves to the audience and takes a few bows here ant there before she takes a seat.

"Now, Xion, how has life been going for you?" Larxene asked.

"Good, good. Im having a wonderful life."

"That's great. Lets bring out our second guest star........VENTUS!!!!"

Ventus walks on stage in a tuxedo and is looking quite good. He waves to the audience while headed towards his seat only to be glomped by Xion.

"OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS IT'S REALLY YOU!!!! ROXAS!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!"

"Im.......not......Roxas......help." Ventus breathed out.

"Yes you are." Xion said.

"I think we might have a problem." Larxene said to herself.

"Look, I don't know what you've been smoking, but im not this 'Roxas' kid." Ven explained.

"Roxas.......HOW COULD YOU CALL ME A DRUG ADDICT!!!!!!" Xion cried.

In The World That Never Was

Xemnas was lying in his bed watching the screen flip channels as Xigbar tried to find a station for him. Sense Xemnas couldn't move......at all.....like, nada, zilch, zero movement what so ever. Xigbar was flipping through channels for Xemnas and was still lying on his stomach sense his back was still as red as Axel's hair. Xaldin was being weird and messing with his bullet wounds....again. As he wasn't the friendly type toward his other members. Vexen was also lying like Xemnas. Luckily, he had Roxas set up a music stand on his chest so he could read a book. He held a pencil in his mouth, and when he wanted to turn the page, that was what the pencil was for. Lexaeus was dozing in and out of sleep. He could never get a full night's rest because the electricity would pulse through his body, waking him up. So he was dozing off and on. Zexion was asleep, every now and then he would turn in his sleep. Luckily they had made a system that if he woke up and someone wasn't in the room, he would trip a wire, making a frying pan hit his head, knocking him out. Saix was scratching his body like crazy, his skin looked like it was on fire. Axel had Roxas to talk to, and he still had his shards of glass in him. Demyx was still blind and he had just woken up, meaning that his hurling spells would start soon. Luxord was lying in the bed in a lot of pain. Marluxia didn't have his hands down their anymore. He was laying on a bag of frozen peas and it was very soothing to him. Everyone was relaxing until all of a sudden.

"Xigbar, turn it back!" Xemnas shouted.

Xigbar did so and everyone heard Larxene's voice. They all froze and turned to the screen.

"That's her job. A tv hostess." Xaldin said absolutely shocked.

"Lucky....TWITCH...girl." Lexaeus said almost fainting.

"I wish that had been my job." Xigbar said pouting.

"Mine too, it would have been much better than working at some crappy gym." Vexen said about to choke on the pencil.

"That's plain right not fair." Luxord said wanting to kill himself.

"How come she gets the cool job!" Demyx whined. Still staring at that dang wall that Roxas has took a crayon to and wrote. 'Demyx's blind buddy!'.

"Because it's just her luck." Marluxia said in a higher than normal voice, seen it still hurt...down their.

"Im loathing her so much right now." Xemnas said glaring.

"Me too. I hope she slips and falls." Axel says staring at his glass.

"Well be glad that your jobs aren't mine." Roxas said in shame.

"What is it?" Everyone asked.

"It's a..." Roxas starts to say.

"It's what?" Everyone asks again.

"Nothing." Roxas replied.

"Alright then." They all sigh and continue on.

Back to Larxene

"LADY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!" Ven said picking himself off of the floor and in front of the camera.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DRUGGY, STALKER, MIDGET!!!!!!!" Xion yelled.

"BUT YOU......."

"ONE, IM NOT A FREAKING DRUGGY. I DON'T DO DRUGS!!! TWO, IM NOT A STALKER! WE'RE FRIENDS MORON!!!! THREE, I HAVEN'T FINISHED GROWING!!!!! IM A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!!!! I WILL GROW!!!!!" Xion yelled through her anger.

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!!" The crowd was chanting.

"DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!!! OUCH!!! WATCH IT STALKER!!!!" Ven yelled.

"ROARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Xion cried in a battle cry tone.

"I think we have a problem." Larxene said to the audience, that wasn't even paying attention.

The audience was watching the fight between Xion and Ventus, or Ven for short. He was running away from here while she was chasing him throughout the studio attacking him. Kinda like what Tifa did to Cloud not moments ago. Larxene knew her show was gonna go downhill from their, so she wrapped it up.

"Well it's time to end The Larxene Show. Like, right now. So I hope you've enjoy our first, and last, show. See ya!" Larxene said to the camera.

In The World That Never Was

"You need to turn the volume up, I can't hear." Xigbar told Xaldin.

"Well, I've got the remote, and I WANT to keep it at this volume." Xaldin explained.

"Give me the damn thing!" Xigbar shouted.

The remote was now in the grasp of Xaldin and Xigbar. They were pulling on it, trying to get complete control over it. Until it happened.

"WE LOST THE SIGNAL TO THE TELLY! FIX IT!!!!" Luxord screamed.

"I WANT TO SEE LARXENE'S DEMISE!" Vexen shouted.

"FIX IT!!!!!!!!" Lexaeus yelled.

"Well, I couldn't see it at all, but id love to hear it some more. And bless you Marluxia." Demyx calmly told everyone.

"But I didn't, ACHO! Why thank you, Demyx. And, FIX THE DAMN THING BEFORE I HANG YOU FROM ONE OF MY GARDEN TREE'S XIGBAR!!!!" Marluxia commanded.

"FOAM!!!! I SEE A CAT, CAT, YOU SEE A CAT, CAT!!!!" Zexion sang.

Roxas took Oblivion out and smacked him on the head. He then got into the conversation.

"I WANNA WATCH TV!" Roxas whined.

"I blame YOU for this!!!" Xaldin told him.

"I CAN'T FIX IT!!! IT WON'T GO BACK!!!!!" Xigbar screamed.

"You ruined my only source of entertainment." Xemnas said, sad inside.

Axel was so sad by this. Not by hearing that Xemnas was sad, sad that he couldn't see Larxene get hurt. So sad that he fell to his knees and screamed out saying.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well, Larxene will have to fix it." Xigbar sighed.

Back to Larxene

The cameras stop transmitting their signals to tv's around the worlds, and Larxene looks over to the two of them.

"Xion." Larxene calmly says.

"Yeah." She says holding Ven in a headlock with her legs.

"That's not Roxas. It Ven."

"Oh, sorry about that." Xion apologizes.

Xion gets off the ground, fixing her dress. She then holds out her hand for Ven to take. He puts on a puppy dog face, gets up, looks her straight in the face and yells.

"IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON YOU!!!!!" Ventus screams.

"What mother do you have?" The two female Nobodies ask.

"IM TELLING MY BFF AQUA ON YOU!!!!!"

After that, he ran off to who knows where. Xion says her goodbye's to Larxene and walks out. Their Larxene stands, all alone in her studio, camera area. She goes into the dressing room and changes into her normal clothes. Her Organization XIII coat. She walks over to the producer, who gives her, her paycheck. She teleports off and lands back in the 'hospital'.

"What happened?" Xemnas asks, knowing that she probably got hurt somehow.

"Nothing." Larxene replied.

"Are you serious?" Xaldin asks astonished.

"Yeah. No burnt skin, broken bones, messed up hair or anything."

"Good Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts favors her over us." Lexaeus says sadly.

"Or, maybe im not a complete jackass who can't do the simplest of tasks." Larxene replies.

"YOUR JOB WAS RIGGED!!!!" Vexen screams.

"Alright old man. Your starting to piss me off."

"Just leave her alone, Vexen. She's are care taker, and for all we know, she could poison you or something." Luxord tell Vexen.

"Yeah, I could give you HIV, or swine flu, maybe I might give you diaper rash." Larxene said.

".........." Was all Vexen could say. Nothing.

"Anyhow, how much munny did you get, Larxy baby." Marluxia said asking his friend.

"Ummmmmm....." She opens up her paycheck to reveal a large amount of munny. "2500."

"That gives us enough munny where I don't have to work!" Roxas shouted in joy.

"You have to work." Xigbar told him.

"Why?"

"In order for Xemnas to have a nice, hanging tv. We had to spend our munny." Lexaeus explained.

"How much do we have left?" Roxas asked.

"A dollar." Axel said.

"Sigh, you all are total jackasses. Now I have to work you little ass hats." Roxas said getting up.

"Sorry boy." Larxene said taking a seat next to Marluxia so she could hand him another pack of frozen peas.

"Well, it's okay I guess. Now I have to get to work."

"It's 11:30 at night." Axel said worried.

"I know, I work night shift. So see ya. Or maybe not. For all you guys know, I could be raped, killed or even stabbed to a hardly surviving extent."

To be continued...

Only two chapters left! Awwwwwww......BUT IT'S OKAY! I'll make the last two so funny, that you'll cry with laughter. Or something along those lines. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Only two to go! Review and you'll all get a t-shirt from the Larxene Show! You know you want one. Their cool looking. If THAT doesn't persuade you, then I'll give you this yummy cookie cake thing. It's yummy. Just review, okay. For me at least. So goodbye!