Hello it's me again for the fourth time this wonderful weekend. I like to file a complaint with open office. Spelling checker my BUTT! Okay I feel better* I do believe this might be the last update again for sometime, sadly. I'm going to try to take my time typing this chapter to involved spelling mistake. And double check names because I do believe I been spelling them wrong. If there any name mistake send me them please. So I can try to fix them before I loses the laptop. weep a thousand tears I really need to get my own computer but Kingdom Hearts birth by sleep coming out here soon and I need a new psp* Okay moving on to the chapter. Oh before I forget would anyone like to be my beta and tell how that works*

Chapter eleven

Maybe in another

lifetime

Moss cover trees, fog cover ground and the scent that would any clean a neat freak around.

"So why are we here again, beside to catch some frogs?" I had to ask after awhile.

"Classified info!"the Uchiha reply crossing his arms. "The Hokage doesn't need to know." Yeah that's a nice way to send parents radar off very quickly. "And why not?"

"Um because." Naruto smile at me as I shook my head. "Try again."

"Group meeting." Sasuke demand pulling Naruto off a bit away from us. "He'll can this if we don't tell." Naruto whisper. "Well loser he can this if he does know!" Another radar went off. "True, but maybe if we explain. I'm sure Dad will understand." They both nodded walking back over to me.

"To give them to Shikamaru." Sasuke explain and yet no radar went off. "For?" Sasuke elbow my son. "He has a master plan for them." Nope still not off yet. "And his plan being?"

"To release them in Ino, Sakura, and Tenten's rooms. Don't worry no frog will be harm or killed in the name of Itachi. Since he believe no animal should be killed for food, entertainment, or pay back."

"Yep! Yep!" Naruto shook his head as I looked over to Jirayia sensei.

"He a very special kind of Uchiha, so w don't asks. Let's just keep on moving." Why do I let myself get drag into thing like this. Wait I know! Naruto does his mother look and I can not say no.

The deeper we got into the swamps, the more of a bed feeling I got. "It would seem Mikato set you up Minato." I felt we were being follow I just couldn't sense how many, and the worst one of all who.

"Mom said it just a little farther in. There a bunch of frogs here. Her and Dad use to come here a lot when there were my age!" I didn't want to believe sensei about Mikato until Sasuke spoke those words. She used scream. "Uchiha do not sleep on the ground. Uchiha do not sweaty. And above all Uchiha do not go into the swamp where three smelly mud at.'

"Long time no see old friend." the cold blooded pale man hissed out as Sasuke and Naruto moved behind me as we became surround. "She didn't tell me you would be here, Jirayia."

The tension was high as the blood lust could be tasted. There was no time to think only acted. As they made their first move.

Two against thousand.

(A/n Minato Namikaze is so hot!)

back at Namikaze's house*

Kushina p.o.v

"I haven't told him yet, so please don't say anything." Tsunade just looked at me like I was crazy. "I been holding this in for almost a week now and I have to tell someone."

She just nodded for me to continue as she pour more sake for herself. "I'm pregnant again." She choked on he drink as she dropped the battle.

"Would you like to repeat that?" I handle her a dish towel so she dry herself off some.

"I'm not sure or anything but I'm late and some smell really make me throw up. I haven't taken a home test yet in fear of what it might tell me. If it does say 'yes' then I'm worried about everything with Yumi being here. And if it tell me 'no' then I feel like I disappointed him." Mindless rumble over stupid thing that pop into my head to say.

She just gave me a hug to calm me down. "I know my son very well. So trust me when I tell you this. You will very disappoint him." I broke down it tear then as there was a knock on the door.

"Lady Tsunade, they need you up at the hospital." The masked ANBU spoke. "As well as you, Lady Kushina." My heart sunk to my toes and image of my son licking a poisonous toad or something like that enter my mind.

The closer we got the more it felt like I couldn't breath with all the ANBU around and Rin in tears.

(a/n ANBU Black Ops are hot too)

"Please don't tell me something happen to Minato or Naruto." I beg falling to my knees once Shizune walked out with a grim look on her face.

She tried to say something but her voice wasn't there. "Out with it Shizune!" Lady Tsunade fist slammed against the white tile wall.

"Lady Tsunade, Lady Kushina. I'm really sorry." She broke out in tears as a part of myself just died right then...

(a/n I'm so sorry I mean right now)

Outside the village

Naruto p.o.v

"Put the future Hokage down! Or else!" The large creepy man just glare at me.

"Or else what you'll cry."

"Don't mock us you over sized loser! If you don't put us down you;ll be very sorry once my big brother and Naruto's dad get here!"

"You're brother just a fly compare to me brat and the fourth Hokage. No I should say the late Fourth Hokage won't be joining us."

Sasuke and I did our best to escape by kicking, punching, and even biting.

"If I get a rabies from you I swear you'll be dead meat!" Sasuke yelled as I went to bite the guy ear.

"Ouch you stupid kids!" Jumping from tree to tree in mid air the stupid head drop us!

The landing really hurts. Soft dirt my butt! "That will teach him to mess with Naruto Namikaze, the next-" Sasuke covered my mouth.

"Shut up stupid o do you want to get caught again." He pulled me under a few bushes to hide.

"Come out kids, your uncle have some yummy cookies and dango for you." Do we look that dumb to fall for something like that.

"I have a plan." Sasuke whisper to me he push me out. "No way! We're on a diet of raman and Mommy cooking only. Beside my Mommy always told me don't take things from stupid people!"

"Um don't you mean stranger?"

"Nope stupid people! Fire style fire ball ugly creeps Jutsu!" Once the guy was covered in fire we took off running toward home...I think.

"Are sure this is the way home, Sasuke?" He just glared at me as we finally found a road with signs.

"Ummm." He kept looking around there he notice big ugly again." Run Naruto."

"I'm not in the mood for this! I hate hide and go seek."

"Why because you suck at it?" Sasuke laugh at that as we kept running. Until he side swiped us. "Caught you brat! Now open up and drink the yummy sleepy juice."

"It's called mouth wash moron!"

"Didn't your Mommy teach how to brush you teeth!" The guy mouth was all black and yellow and he he had missing teeth.

"Just drink up will you!" No matter how much we fought the creepy guy won out.

"I'm feeling sleepy." I yawn out as Sasuke spoke one last time. "My brother going to kill you very slowly."

Where Mist meet Leaf

Third person p.o.v

"Tell Lord Orochimaru we have them and Minato is a lost cause." The mist shinobi drop the two package on the desk of the ship that was set to take off for the Mist Country.

Naruto and Sasuke will wake up to a new country and try to work together to get back home.

It would take a day and half to reach there with fair weather. But it would seen Karma would finally catch up with the ninja. As a wicked storm just off the coast of the Mist Country. She would spare no wrath as the storm sip apart the small cargo ship. It was each passenger for themselves.

Land ho

Sasuke p.o.v.

I woke up with a mouth full of salt water and white sand. As I felt something poke me legs again. "Oh man you're not dead! How disappointing. " Light blue hair and weird looking purple eyes stared at me. "So who the heck are you two, cuz you don't look like from around here!" He face went into mine as I push the thing away from me.

"Get off!"

"Moody much! Shouldn't you at least say 'thank you Suigetsu for saving me!"

"What's a Suigetsu?" I had to laugh at Naruto for once were on the same page.

"Me! Suigetsu is my name and welcome to the coast of the Mist county. I'll be you tour guide if you want."

"I don't need your help! We're fine on our own." But it seen Naruto doesn't share my viewpoint.

"I'm Naruto Namikaze, and my friend is Sasuke Uchiha." The guppy kept looking at us for a moment before finally saying something. "Namikaze? Your the Fourth Hokage kid! What the heck are you doing this far away from home?" Before Naruto or I could even answer him. "I have decide I'm taking you home with me. My Dad should be able to think up something to get you home."

Half drowned, cover in sand, and hungry, I'm not in the mood to argue. "Is it far?"

"Just two miles that way." This kid really irritated me worst then Sakura.

Naruto finally explain to Suigetsu what we could remember happen to us. "So Sasuke's Mom set you guys up?"

I didn't say anything I just punch him for saying that about my Mom. "She would dare do that to me! " But something weird happen, my fist just hit water. "A water clone?" No wait he face just reformed.

"That is so cool! Do it again. Sasuke hit him!" A request I do care to reply to.

"Now what did I catch now." The huge creepy loser spoke as Naruto and I screamed. "Can't you just die!" The water creature known as Suigetsu grab our hands and pulled us behind him as he took off screaming for his Dad.

Three shark fin pass on the ground. Ground as in solid dirt. "That my dad Jutsu! So don't worry you're safe now. Hey Dad look what I found!"

Naruto stayed behind me as I back up some. "Kisame?"

"Fish sticks?" Naruto head pop out from behind my back.

"They're lost someone kidnap them as now they can't get back home!"

"we're not lost! Home is that way and if you just left us alone I would of found a way to get back home."

"A temper just like you brothers." Kisame sighed out as Suigetsu once again was in my face. "Brother? Who he's brother?"

"Itachi." Kisame quickly pick his son up before I could smack him again.

"Oh that why they look alike."

"No really. I thought Itachi look like a monster and I look like a punkin!" Maybe I'm grumpy because I can be.

"He just grumpy cuz we;re, cold, wet, and tired." Kisame just welcome us inside after Naruto whined. He gave us dry stuff to wear, a warm meal to eat and a place to sleep.

Back at the leaf

Kushina p.o.v

Time stood still as they told me about Naruto being taken. Rin informed

me that Kakashi and Obito already took off him. I kept asking 'how' but no one answer me until Mikato walked in. "I plan it. I'm very Kushina. I just wanted to see him again."

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There you have it dear reader chapter eleven out of sixteen. I have decide to leaving you with a cliff for a bit. Again I'm sorry for any misspelled word using open office and online grammar help and spelling help hopefully help out some, Also taking my time to make sure the laptop finally stop jumping mid sentence when I type something. Here hoping you guys stick with to the end of this tale and here hoping I can post more before this day is up. Since after today who know what I can update.