Maxx: Today I have Saïx here.
Saïx: You promise there'd be egg-rolls.
Maxx (pointing at snack table): Over there
Saïx: EGGY!
Maxx (whispering to camera): Help me please! SquareEnix doesn't own us, but I own Shadow Rider Nobodies! Alright, who wants to see Roxas hold Xion back from almost ripping someone's face off? Say I if you do! I!
Roxas: I! I wanna hold her!
Zexion: I! It'll be a big change!
Demyx: I! Those two make a cute couple!
Xion: I! I wanna KILL him!
Maxx: Too bad Roxas has to stop you!
Chapter 12: MEN ONLY army!... Time to do whatever...
The captain walked down the line examining the soldiers. When he got to back, where Roxas and Xion were; he looked at them, curiously.
"You two, take off your hoods!" He shouted.
"Um." Said Xion.
"Er… We have…Terrible scars on our faces…And it makes us feel...uncomfortable." Said Roxas making it up as he went on.
"I don't care, take off your hoods! That's an order!" Said Shang.
Roxas and Xion looked at each other, and they took their hoods off at the time.
"A-A girl? This is an army! No Women allowed!" Shouted Shang right in her face.
"What? So just because I'm girl, I can't fight?" Shouted Xion.
"Yeah that's right! You guys knew she was a girl didn't you!" Shouted Shang.
"Um how? We met them here, just now! How would they know? I did; of course!" Shouted Roxas at him.
"Well the punishment for impersonating a MALE soldier is DEATH! Same for her accomplices!" Shouted Shang.
"So just because I'm a girl, I can fight well, and I tried to join the army; means we have to die!" Asked Xion as her eye started twitching.
"Yeah, looks like you got it; too late though!" Said Shang.
"Oh crap! Don't be sexist like that around her! She'll just- Ugh it's too painful to remember! Well let's just say the last dude to do that got a scar on his left cheek, and lost his right eye! And he uses two guns!" Said Roxas. Xion had just gone over mad, as she was now trying to claw his eyes out, but Roxas grabbed her tiny waist to keep her from doing so.
"Are you sure he didn't just accidentally shoot himself?" Asked Shang.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU SEXIST JERK!" Shouted Xion.
"That's not possible! A woman cannot kill a man." Said Shang.
"You know, I've always wanted to hold you, but not by keeping you away from killing someone. But if it's the only way to hold you, then I'll still take it." Said Roxas. Roxas removed one hand, allowing his other arm to snake around her waist. He used his free hand to open a D/C.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M SOOO GOING TO KILL YOU!" Shouted Xion as she was dragged off.
Roxas dragged her to the D/C and just as they were about to leave he said, "I guess we'll go to the Olympus Coliseum then...We'll be back after that though!" Then they left.
In Olympus Coliseum...
"Xion, next time you feel like that, take the advice you gave me." Said Roxas as he dragged her even more. She hadn't even asked him to stop dragging her.
"Roxy? Is what you said back there, true?" Asked Xion.
"What part?"
"The ' I've always wanted to hold you' part."
"Oh well then yes it was." Said Roxas, blushing.
"Oh you know...if you...um...ever...wanna...um... hold me... again...you...can." Said Xion with a blush like Roxas, except it was a crimson red. Roxas' blush was more like a rosy pink color.
"How...About now?" Asked Roxas, letting go of her of her waist and turning her around.
"I-if you want." Said Xion as her blush grew even darker...If it's even possible! Roxas pulled her up to him, (Roxas: OMFG I LUV THIS CHAPPIE! But not as much as you! Xion: Ah! I love you too Roxy! Roxas: Come on Xi, let's go someplace private to make out- I mean to play a game of...Cards! Yes! Card! Luxord: Did someone say card? Roxas: Uh...No... Luxord: Oh well then have fun with your...Guess who's lips game... Roxas: Who told you about that!) and stared into her eyes.
"I never knew your eyes were so...amazing, Rox." Said Xion, trapped in his daze.
"But yours are so cute just like everything else about you." Said Roxas making her blush even deeper which isn't possible anymore! They just stared into each others eyes for a really long time, not moving; other then them sitting down, and Roxas putting his arm around Xion, and finally when she put her hand on his chest. After a while they slowly closed their eyes, and leaned forward. They were about to kiss when the gummi ship landed, and out came, Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Sora looked confused.
"Um are we interrupting something?" He asked. Roxas, and Xion jumped in surprise. They looked at Sora, but forgot to separate.
"Uh...N-no...W-why do you ask?" Said Xion nervously.
"Well for one; never mind." Said Sora.
A/N: Hiya! Sorry about the land of Dragons...I was going to have the dark corridor on up outside of the encampment, but then I realized, that Xion would just tear done the wall and claw his face off...So I just kinda skipped that world for now. Also that's not how Xiggy got his scar, or how he lost his eye, I just thought it'd be funny if he asked if he shot himself by accident.
Roxas: WHY DIDN'T YOU LET US KISS?
Xion: YEAH! I REALLY WISH STUPID SORA AND RETARDED ANIMAL PPL WOULD LEAVE US ALONE!
Maxx: Sorry it's not time yet.
Roxas: But I was looking forward to kissing my Xi again...
Maxx: Okay you guys make-out at least 2 times an hour! So I'm gonna run away now! BYE!