Congratulations!!!!!! We have officially beaten my cousin! I obviously couldn't beat her 167 reviewed Ask the Cullens, or her 178 reviewed What Could Go Wrong, but I could beat her 22 reviewed The Only Way!

First, I must give credit to those who helped me achieve this goal: vanessa-scottsman, DMLefty, Vulcanvamp, readslotsoftrash, . (if you'd believe it), Jacquie Whitlock, Chaney, chantal xoxo, Jasper's Lil Red, Megan Geyer, and an anonymous reviewer called, Jaz. So, this is for all you guys; thanks so much for letting me finally get more reviews than my cousin. Or anyone, really. The most I ever got was 53, but compared to 178…? And she ISN'T FINISHED YET!!!!!!

Scary, isn't it?

I was practically exploding with happiness as Evadne and I rode in the back of Emmett's jeep to our house. Emmett was driving one-handed, his arm around the back of Rosalie's seat. Alice was on one side of me, and Evadne was on the other. There wasn't a place on this Earth I would rather be.

I could feel the grin grow on my face with every inch that we past, with every vibration the motor made, with every breath I heard Evadne take. Was such bliss possible? I had to ask myself. I'd felt it before, once in a blue moon, but only with Alice. Now I had two people that could ever make me this happy. Was there really anything wrong with that?

Our family was so large that we needed two cars. There was just Emmett, Alice, Evadne, and I in this car, and in the other there was Edward and Rosalie. Rosalie had strangely agreed to give up driving with Emmett so that she could "keep Edward company." That sweet, nonchalant expression at lunch made me question her real intentions, but I didn't think it had anything to do with Edward himself. And it wasn't any of my business, even if it did.

But it didn't.

I couldn't resist a chuckle as I saw Edward's silver Volvo pull up next to us. Evadne and Alice shot me confused glares, but soon Alice was smiling, too. She knew me so well.

I could tell that Evadne was overwhelmed by our house, as it was easy to see. Her eyes were wide and her mouth was an eager grin; her eyes held a mysterious glint. "This is your house?" she asked. I nodded.

"They've got to keep us all somewhere," I said teasingly.

"Wow," she said. I was practically bursting with happiness.

"Come on," I said excitedly. "Esme's getting dinner ready!" Wow, I thought. All of a sudden I've turned into Alice.

What's so wrong with that? argued that terribly annoying voice in my head.

Sure enough, Esme was there, cooking away in pots and pans that we had only bought for decoration. They'd only been used once before, for Bella, and I'd hardly been able to keep from killing her. I was glad that wasn't the case anymore.

I could tell that the situation was awkward for Evadne as she tried to socialize with the seven strangest people in history, and it was a little awkward for me, too. It wasn't so much that they embarrassed me, or that I didn't want them around, but because Evadne was here for me. I didn't think she meant it to be a big event.

But it was, and there was absolutely nothing that either of us could do about it now. Evadne shot me gray, questioning looks from time to time. I wasn't Edward, but I could tell what she was thinking.

After a time, I cleared my throat and shot Edward a look. He smiled and gave me a shrug, then stood up.

"Hey, guys," he said, hardly able to hide his smile. "Why don't we let Jasper give Evadne a tour, eh?"

Alice chuckled, but agreed, and so did everyone else. They cleared out and left me and Evadne alone. Then I wondered what to do; I couldn't show her my room, because there was no bed, and I was sure there were many other things that were off about the house, too. I couldn't give her a tour!

So we stared at each other for a few seconds. If I wasn't a vampire, I would be blushing right now.

"Um…" Evadne's voice was so soft; if I wasn't a vampire I wouldn't have heard it.

Boom! The front door slammed open so fast and so hard, it almost hurt my over-sensitive ears. "JASPER!!!" Okay, I thought to myself. Ow! I couldn't help wincing and covering my ears at the scream.

None other than Jacob Black ran into the room, his hair cut since the last time I saw him. His black eyes were flaming, and his hands were in fists. I was shocked to see him; what was he doing here?

"You remembered my name, I see," I muttered, still trying to shake off the scream.

"I thought Sam told you to stay away from Evadne," he snapped.

"I thought I told you both that it's my choice to make," I shot back.

"Look, this isn't about your god damn choices," Jacob shouted. "It's about her." He thrust a tan, quivering arm in Evadne's direction. Evadne just looked scared.

"Oh, yeah?"

But he was done talking to me now. Jacob turned to Evadne, sadness in his eyes. "Evadne," he whispered. "Why? You said –" his breath caught in his throat.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Evadne said, looking frightened. "I don't know you. I've never seen you before."

"Jacob," I snarled, getting into a protective position stating that I meant business. Jacob's head snapped back to me. "Get the hell away from here. I'm giving you ten seconds, and then I'm going to throw you out of here." Literally, I added dryly.

Cursing under his breath, Jacob stormed out of the house, and again Evadne and I were left alone.

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