DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
"This isn't right, this just isn't right!" said Tamaki.
"Well they may be joking, but this license is real," said Haruhi looking the certificate over, "Why would you guys to this to us?"
"We were getting impatient," said Kaoru.
"And a little bit board," said Hikaru.
"Oh right that," said Haruhi, "But why were you getting so impatient about the two of us getting married? It's only been roughly three months."
The twins made a buzzer sound.
"Wrong!" they shouted, "We've been waiting for 15 years!"
"15 years?" said Haruhi.
"Yes when you the two of you went and broke up unexpectedly," said Kyoya, "It shook us all quite seriously."
"Well sorry but this is still our love life we're talking about here!" said Haruhi, "And you guys had no right to pull something like this on us!"
"She's right!" said Tamaki.
"Look why can't you guys just give this a try?" asked Hikaru.
"Yeah what's the worse that could happen with the two of you being together like this?" asked Kaoru.
"You guys just don't get it do you?" asked Haruhi.
"What's there to get? You guys can keep dating so to speak and if it really looks like you aren't meant to be together then you can easily get a separation right?" asked Hunny.
"Seriously you guys aren't getting it!" said Haruhi as she stormed off.
"Haruhi wait," said Tamaki running after her. He found her on the bed rubbing her head in frustration. He was quick to take her in his arms.
"I'm sorry my dear," he whispered, "I had no idea this was going to happen."
"Yeah I figured," said Haruhi, "Now what are we going to do?"
"Well would it be so bad to try what it was our friends were purposing and try being married?" asked Tamaki. Haruhi thought about it for a moment.
"I supposed no in the long run if it was just you and me, But what about our kids? We got them to consider don't we? Don't you think they're going to be a bit upset about the idea of us coming back married?" she asked.
"Yeah you got a point there," said Tamaki.
"Plus you know our kids don't really get along that well," said Haruhi.
"Well that would be something we'll work on as a married couple. If we can't at least get our kids to try to get along we can easily call it quits and at least if we do this time we can still be friends," said Tamaki.
"You really want to go along with this?" asked Haruhi.
"Well kind of," said Tamaki, "It may not have been the way I had wanted to marry you but I am really happy about the idea of being your husband."
"Yeah I do feel a little bit excited about the idea of finally being married," said Haruhi, "But I don't know this just seems a bit too much at the moment. I can only imagine how Naoki is gong to react over this. Where are we all going to live?"
"Well I would think that you and Naoki will come and live me and my girls. We have the room and didn't you tell me that you were thinking about moving since your least is almost up?"
"Yeah real soon in fact," said Haruhi, "I've already been looking at other apartments."
"Plus I can arrange it that Naoki can go to Ouran if you'd want," said Tamaki.
"Mmm let's not push that just yet," said Haruhi, "I promised him that if we moved I'd do everything I can to make sure he can stay at his current school at the moment."
"Oh of course," said Tamaki, "I'll do everything I can to make you and Naoki happy in my home."
"What about your daughters? How do you think they're going to react?" asked Haruhi.
"Oh probably the same say they react to something surprising," said Tamaki, "Fusayo's going to text about it and try to run off with her little punk of a boyfriend. Sonomi's going to make some sort crude joke or prank, and Mitsuko's going to be act confused and say something cute about it."
"Oh okay, are they going to be okay with the idea of having a new mom though?" asked Haruhi.
"Well maybe it would be a good thing for them to have a mother figure in their life other then my sister-in-law. Between you and me I don't think she's a good role model for them," said Tamaki.
"Really?" said Haruhi.
"I can only imagine what her reaction will do when she finds out about this," said Tamaki.
"Well anyway, if we really are going to do this, how about we go home early and talk to the kids about this?" asked Haruhi.
"Good idea," said Tamaki.
When they came towards the front door with their bags they found their friends waiting in the living room.
"Where are you guys going?" asked Hunny.
"Well since we were recently "married" we thought it was best to go home to talk to it over some more," said Haruhi.
"So you're still mad with us about this?" asked Hunny sheepishly.
"For now yes!" said Tamaki.
"But we're willing to put that aside with the fact that we are happy somewhat with the idea of being together like this. We just have to go home and talk to the others affected by this union," said Haruhi.
"Who's that?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Who do you think?" asked Haruhi as she and Tamaki finally walked out of the house.
"So how are we going to do this?" asked Haruhi as she and Tamaki drove towards Tamaki's house.
"I think we should be straight up and honest with them," said Tamaki.
"I guess," said Haruhi. Just then they arrived at the mansion, "Oh look it's still in one piece. That's great."
"Why wouldn't it be?" asked Tamaki.
"Never mind," said Haruhi.
"Welcome home Master Tamaki and Haruhi," said Shima waiting for them at the door.
"Thank you Shima," said Tamaki.
"How were the kids?" asked Haruhi.
"Alright for the most part," said Shima, "Although we had to keep Mistress Fusayo and Sonomi separate for most of the weekend."
"Oh dear," said Tamaki, "Anyway we have something to talk to them about something. Would you please go get them?"
"I take it you mean about the two of you getting married?" asked Shima.
"What, how did you know about that?" asked Tamaki.
"Master Mori had to call us to get your measurement for the wedding bands," said Shima.
"Of course," said Tamaki, "Anyway about the children?"
"Yes of course I'll be right back," said Shima walking off to find the children.
Soon the children were all gathered up in the same room together.
"So how was everyone's weekend?" asked Haruhi timidly.
"Eh, okay," said Naoki, "the little one kept hogging most of my games. So you should be happy to know that I got all my homework done."
"Really, you let Mitsuko play some of your games and you did your homework?" asked Haruhi.
"Yep," said Naoki holding it up.
"Wow well anyway, we have something to tell the four of you," said Haruhi.
"Finally kicking Dad to curb again?" said Sonomi, "Can't say I blame you Ms. Fujioka."
"No actually it's more complicated then that," said Haruhi. She stretched her hand with her wedding band over and took Tamaki's hand with his wedding band.
"We uh got married," they said together.
"You what?" said the four kids.
"We got tricked into getting married by our friends up at the mountains," said Haruhi.
"Is this for real?" asked Fusayo.
"I'm afraid so," said Haruhi.
"What did they do drug you two?" asked Sonomi.
"And you guys are like going to stay married?" asked Fusayo.
"Well we'd like to try it at least," said Tamaki.
"But what about us Mom?" asked Naoki, "What's going to happen to us?"
"We're going to live here for a while especially since the least is almost up remember?" said Haruhi.
"But you said you find us a place where I could still go to my school!" said Naoki getting upset, "Am I going to be able to still go to my school from here?"
"Yes Naoki," said Tamaki, "I promised your mother I'd let you go to your school if you really want to. Or if you want I can arrange it for you to go to Ouran."
"Ouran?" asked Naoki, "I don't want to go to some rich people's school right now! I want to stay at my school!"
"Okay okay Naoki. We get it," said Haruhi, "But you heard what Tamaki said. We're going to let you to go your old school okay?"
"Promise?" asked Naoki.
"Promise," said Haruhi.
"And we're really going to live here?" asked Naoki.
"For the time being, we're just giving this a test run for now alright? And if it doesn't work out Haruhi and I agreed that we will split on friendly terms okay?" said Tamaki.
"How long before we get rid of them then?" asked Fusayo.
"Honey please can't you do this for us? We love each other and we really want to be together. Who knows having a bigger family may be a good thing," said Tamaki.
"Is one of us gong to have to give up our room?" asked Mitsuko.
"No dear," said Tamaki, "Naoki can have the room he stayed in this weekend and Haruhi, well will share a room with me."
"Oh I don't know Dad it might not hurt to throw one or two or three of these kids out of house to make some more elbow room," said Sonomi.
"No!" said Tamaki.
"Whatever," said Fusayo.
Haruhi and Tamaki looked at each other.
"Well looks like we're off to a god start huh?" said Haruhi, "Well anyway shall we go ahead and maybe start packing back at our place Naoki?"
"Sure," said Naoki.
"Oh, oh let me get some help for you Haruhi!" said Tamaki, "It's the least I can start doing for you!"
"Okay I guess," said Haruhi, "Come on Naoki."
Naoki looked around as his room was packed up around him. It was looking more and more empty as each thing was packed away into boxes.
"Hey are you okay honey?" Haruhi asked hugging him from behind.
"I guess this is just a little bit too much for me to handle right now. That's all," said Naoki.
"I know and I'm sorry honey. I'll make it up to you I promise. Or more importantly Hikaru and Kaoru and the others are going to have to make it up to you for starting this in the first place," said Haruhi. She kissed the top of her son's head.
"Mom, what happens if you don't work out? Will you have a nasty divorce like you did with Dad?" asked Naoki.
"No, Tamaki's nothing like your father," said Haruhi, "So if for some reason we don't work out Tamaki will be a lot more fair then him."
"Hmm," said Naoki. Haruhi hugged her son tight.
"I appreciate you willingly to go along with this," she said.
"I'm not calling him Dad," said Naoki. "I don't even feel comfortable calling him by his first name like I do with your other friends."
"No that's fine," said Haruhi, "I don't expect his girls to call me Mom. We'll work out what to call everyone okay?"
"Um can I help you?" they suddenly heard one of the movers ask. Haruhi walked out to find her ex-husband standing in her living room looking confused.
"Oh good you got my text," said Haruhi.
"What text?" asked Ryota.
"You didn't get the text on your phone?" asked Haruhi. Ryota pulled out his phone and looked it over.
"Oh yeah you did," said Ryota.
"So are you here to see Naoki?" asked Haruhi.
"I thought he was staying at a friend's house this weekend. In fact I thought you were supposed to be gone," said Ryota. Haruhi groaned.
"Anyway that doesn't matter now," she muttered, "I need to talk to you."
"I'll pay you back I promise," said Ryota.
"It's not about that either," said Haruhi, "I got married this weekend."
"Say what?" said Ryota.
"I got married this weekend and now Naoki and I are moving into his home."
"Who's the idiot?" asked Ryota.
"The same guy I've been seeing for the past three months. We sort of had a spare of the moment thing happen and that's why we came back to talk to his kids and Naoki and to help me and Naoki move. So with that said, I think it's only fair to give you the address of our new home so if you ever want to you know where you can come to see your son," said Haruhi.
"Wait you're talking about that rich guy right?" asked Ryota.
"Yes him," said Haruhi.
"Yeah I want the address," said Ryota, "It's only fair I get to see my son after all."
Haruhi eyed him as she wrote down the address for him.
"Ms. Fujioka, we're almost done with most of the packing. What did you want to do with the furniture?" asked one of the movers.
"I'll take all of it," said Ryota.
"Seriously?" asked Haruhi.
"Sure I can use all it," said Ryota.
"We can help bring it over to his place," said the mover.
"Fine, let him have it," said Haruhi.
"Sweet thanks," said Ryota.
"Mom, we're almost done," said Naoki walking into the living room looking glum.
"Hey sport," said Ryota.
"Oh hi Dad," said Naoki, "Did you hear about Mom?"
"Yes I did," said Ryota, "Can I talk to him alone for a moment?"
"I guess," said Haruhi. Ryota lead his son out of the apartment to the hallway.
"So now you got yourself a rich step-dad huh?" said Ryota.
"I guess," said Naoki.
"So you think you could ever get the idiot to give you a nice allowance?" asked Ryota.
"I don't know," said Naoki.
"Well you should find out," said Ryota, "If you do then you can help out your dad more and that means that we could actually get to spend more time together doing things like laser tag."
"What?" asked Naoki.
"Just try it alright? You love your Dad enough to help him out like that right?" asked Ryota.
"I guess," said Naoki.
"That's my boy," said Ryota.
"Naoki, we should get going," said Haruhi.
"Sure Mom," said Naoki.
"Remember Naoki, I love you and you love me right?" said Ryota.
"Sure," said Naoki.
"Let's go," said Haruhi throwing her arm about her son and leading him off. She turned and looked back at her ex-husband. She hoped he hadn't said anything to really upset Naoki.