A/N: Sorry this update was a bit delayed, I've got the HSC next month (university entrance exam) and I had a heap of work to hand in. But it did give me lots of thinking time for upcoming chapters. Thank you to all my reviewers as always I write for you: Edge'sLady1981, babyxbxgirl, Ashlee Orton, Tanya50801, MissPhilippinesSuperStar, Lil-Jaydee-x, Tanya50801, OMFGCARLITOANDCENARHAWTTTTT, and Queen Mab 319.
Lillian woke up early that morning mischief on her mind and prank pulling fingers intertwined as she walked down to the Gym, where no doubt she found her good friend Stephanie McMahon-Levesque eager to burn off the weight she had put on during her pregnancy. Casually walking towards her she smiled innocently up at her friend.
"Ok what do you want?" Steph asked laughing and shaking her head. She knew that smile.
"Me? Want something?" Lillian asked incredulously.
"You've got that smile on your face."
"Darn smile," Lillian said dramatically snapping her fingers, "Gave Ames away when she first approached me."
"Smiling is contagious, terrible thing isn't it?" Stephanie replied laughing.
"Who'd have thought it? Meanwhile there is a reason I'm here," She watched the youngest McMahon raise an eyebrow, "I need to attend that appearance Randy's going to, for the sake of the WAR!"
"That can be arranged but I need a little something in return." A devious smile playing on her lips.
"Name it."
"Someone to baby-sit tonight after the show."
"I'm your girl."
"It's been nice doing business with you Ms. Garcia."
"Likewise."
They both laughed as they shook hands and Lillian walked out with a satisfied smile.
Randy leant against his car as he waited outside for whoever was meant to be going to the signing with him, tapping his foot impatiently he scrunched his eyebrows when he saw Lillian walking towards him, "And what are you doing here?"
"Apparently going to the signing with you," She said smiling sweetly "So lets go my cars over there." She said beginning to walk towards it, only to have an arm come around her waist and pull her back.
"Oh no we're not taking that chick car, get in, I'm driving"
"Mine has GPS." She shot back
"My GPS is in my head." He said opening the door and practically throwing her inside.
One hour later Lillian stormed into the shopping centre where the signing was to take place they were just on time, "Mental GPS my ass!" She shouted over her shoulder.
"Babe can I help it if all the streets look the same around here." Randy replied running to catch up with her.
"Yes! You can it's called asking for directions!"
"Who needs direction? I got us here on time didn't I?" he said regaining his smug exterior.
"Only just." She said before immersing herself in the crowd of fans that came rushing towards them.
Back at the hotel, Amy and company were sweet-talking the man at the front desk. Minutes later they had scored Randy's room key and were making their way to his room with supplies in hand. Searching through his clothes the girls began separating the colours. It was time to do some laundry. Boiling a pot of water they placed each item of clothing into the pot.
"Shrinkage comes in so many delightful forms," Victoria laughed, as she placed the wet clothes out onto the balcony to drip dry before finishing the process in at the Laundromat.
That afternoon after the signing an exhausted Lillian fell into her seat next to Randy glad to be going back to the hotel where if she was lucky she could get a few hours rest before venturing out to Raw. Randy sighed as he pulled out of the parking lot, he couldn't help but steal glances over at the woman next to him. She had been pretty amazing all day. She was upbeat and perky even to the last fan. A smile came to his face as she pouted in her sleep. He continued to drive along the desolate highway that would take them back to their hotel in the next town. Halfway from their destination Randy noticed the cars oil light begin to blink, hoping he could stretch it until they reached the town he continued to drive. He kept thinking back to the day he had spent with Lillian, laughing quietly to himself when he remembered how she drew devil features onto all of his photo's after she signed them for fans before passing it onto him. Or the faces she made to make him laugh out loud to ruin any photo's of him attempting to do his trademark smirk. Randy's attention was brought back to the road however when he felt his car begin to lose power, coming to a screeching halt towards to end. Steam was coming out from under the hood as he cursed running a hand over his face. Getting out of the car he popped the hood staring down at his problem as the steam came billowing out.
A few minutes later a still drowsy Lillian sauntered over to him "what's up?" she asked rubbing her eyes.
"I think I need to change the oil?" He said reaching towards where the steam had been coming out from earlier.
"Don't its probably still hot." She warned.
"Lil go back into the car, I'm a guy I know this stuff," He said reaching in only to withdraw his hand quickly moments later "Oww shit! It's still hot!" He cursed as the latina rolled her eyes. "Go ahead say it." He said still nursing his hand.
"Say what? I told you so? How could I I'm just a girl remember? There's no way I could have grown up with brothers or anything." She smirked, "Now c'mon give me your hand." She said reaching out to him only to have him pull away as if she was going to burn him like the oil chamber had. Shaking her head she walked back to her seat and grabbed a tube from inside her handbag. Motioning for him to come over she held out the tube for him to see, "Burn Cream," She said slowly "I'm not going to kill you." She gave him a smile as she leant against the car waiting for him to make up his mind. He moved closer to her but still held his hand away,
"Do you promise not to do anything crazy?" He asked cautiously.
"Consider this a temporary truce," She said taking the hand that was presented to her, gently applying the cream she pulled the silk scarf that had been in her hair, folded it a few times so that the RANDY'S GIRL was on the top and applied it to his hand. Tying it tightly she finished it off with a kiss and handed her work back to him. It wasn't until then that she noticed how much closer he had gotten to her, something about the way he was looking a her sent a shiver down he spine as she pressed herself harder against the car. Hoping to break the tension she grabbed her phone "Shouldn't we call AAA or something?"
"Yeah, if I could get any reception," He said still staring down at her the way he was before. Whipping out her phone Lillian held it up in the air, "What are you doing?"
"Trying to get reception," She said waving it about until she heard the familiar ring of her phone coming back to life, immediately she began dialling Amy's number only to have Randy pull the phone from her hands.
"Oh no you don't! We're calling AAA and you're not going to tell your friends we'll be late. God knows what they'll do," He said holding the phone high above her head as she jumped up to get it.
Too late, she thought mischievously. Putting a hand on his chest she tried to gain some leverage towards getting her phone only to have him press himself against her completely trapping her between the car and his body "What?" She spluttered.
"Shhhh," He whispered, "Daddy has to make a call be a good girl and stop squirming your not a worm." He smirked seeing the anger in her eyes.
"I'm not a little kid Orton!" She cried out before he placed his free hand over her mouth and held the phone between his shoulder and his ear, sending her kisses as she glared at him. Finishing up the call he could see that she had calmed down slightly from before "If I take my hand away will you be good?" He asked loving the fiery look in her eyes she got every time he cajoled her so patronisingly. He was rudely pulled out of his thoughts when he felt her bite down on his hand pulling it away quickly he shook his hand trying to get the blood back to the offended area. "You really are nuts." He said looking at his hand then back at the latina who was now smiling sweetly up at him.
"I really can't help it," She said rolling her eyes "The question is what do you plan on doing about it?"
Smiling back down at her he couldn't resist doing what he was about to, not now, in the position she was in. He'd be a fool to pass it up. Dropping his head down he pressed his forehead to hers, "I have a pretty good idea." He whispered.
Lillian recognised the look in his eyes she tried to squirm out of her current position but it only endeavoured him to further pin her against the car. Challenging her one last time with his gaze he claimed her lips in a kiss fill with pent up frustration and desire, he didn't know why he wanted her so bad at that moment but he did and he had her now. Lillian responded at the urgency of his need. She could never put much resistance to him, at all and she hated herself for it. Her mouth opening to receive his tongue, she welcomed its driving force that had her neck snapping back. She hated everything about him but she loved the feel of him against her, the way he held her, how he could send a chill down her spine with just a glance. They continued that way until she heard someone clear their throat very loudly. She pulled away immediately as her cheeks turned crimson, realising the AAA guy had arrived. Randy turned to talk to him while she buried herself into his chest trying her best to regain her composure and alleviate the colour in her cheeks.
When the man finally went back to his truck to get some papers Randy looked down at the latina hiding in his chest "Having fun down there?" He asked stifling a laugh, loving how embarrassed she got simply getting caught making out by someone she would probably never see again.
"Yes, in fact I'd like to stay." She announced her words slightly muffled as she refused to look up.
Randy walked to his suitcase, a towel wrapped around his waist as he grabbed for any shirt to wear on his way to RAW that night. Throwing the item over her his he attempted to get his arms through but barely got his head in. Confused he threw it off, I haven't been training any harder he thought mystified by his sudden inability to fit into a shirt he had worn only the week before. Running a stressed hand through his hair he stared at his clothes that now lay strewn over his bed, none of them fit! Grabbing the jeans he had worn that day he picked up the largest of his now tiny shirts. The rest of the night was going to be interesting he thought as he headed straight down to his car fully intent on finding Lillian.
Pacing the corridor Randy was sure he would see Lillian come out of the make-up room soon enough. Within a few minutes she did, wearing one of Victoria's tops with what seemed like Maria's jeans because both looked big on the small woman.
"Lillian!" He called out. Taking a look over her shoulder she noticed his 'snug' attire and let out a laugh before continuing up the corridor. "Lil wait up!" But she just kept walking. "Mrs. Lillian Orton will you stop for one second?" He whispered into her ear having caught up with her.
"Mrs. Orton? That's your mum, I'm Ms. Garcia to you!" She said her eyes focused on his shirt which looked ready to tear apart.
"It got your attention didn't it? And anyhow Lil Orton has a ring to it. People could call you Lilo."
"Lilo? Wouldn't that make you Stitch?"
"Cute little guy isn't he?"
"He's got four arms, he's blue and he's an alien experiment. Hey you're right that is you!" She laughed yet again, out witting Orton was a riot. At that moment the chairman of the board Vincent Kennedy McMahon was walking through the halls his eyes caught onto the two superstars one in clothes much to large for her and the other in clothes much too small.
Sighing in dismay he approached them "Kids I don't know much about the fashion trends right about now but what I do know is that, Miss Garcia should be the one in the tight clothes and you Mr. Orton need to be in something that doesn't make you look like your in severe pain," He said looking the Superstar and Diva who were currently trying their hardest not to laugh. "I'm instructing the two of you to go shopping after RAW tonight and for the love of god buy some proper fitting clothes."
"Yes Sir." They replied in unison.
This is going to be interesting, Lillian thought.