ToS: Well, everyone, this story's pretty much dead.
Lloyd: Is that the readers' problem? -.-ll.
ToS: OF COURSE IT IS...n't.
Lloyd: Very funny.
ToS: Anyway, I'm not gonna make up an excuse. I was preparing for my PSLE, okay? Seriously.
Lloyd: So are we gonna start this chapter?
ToS: Maybe. *cuts and pastes the disclaimer*
Since I'm thinking about restarting this whole thing, I'll start at 1, with no suggestions taken.
1. You spent your past 20 hours trying to get your hairstyle like Lloyd.
Lloyd: Hehe, it's unique.
ToS: Shut up, Lloyd. ZOMG, you used the word unique?
2. Then you spent the next 20 hours trying to get it like Kratos.
Kratos: ...
3. You get killed by all those characters for annoying them.
Lloyd: Woohoo!
4. You're getting annoyed by the characters always interrupting between these symptoms.
Lloyd: Eheheh...
5. You wonder why it took so long for me to update this 'story'.
Lloyd: Hey, no interruptions. XD.
6. You're seriously getting annoyed.
7. You're relieved that there aren't any more interruptions.
Lloyd: Dang, forgot that one.
8. You wonder why the past symptoms have all been something to do with interruptions.
9. Then you resume playing ToS for the 1000th time over.
10. You kiiiinda like this story. (Hi-five, buddy!)
11. You STILL think the dog outside your house is called Colette.
12. You scream out random phrases of the game when you're getting bored of queueing at the supermarket.
13. You ignore the weird stares you get and mutter something about 'don't appreciate'.
14. You just wrote a mindless S - I in FanFiction for no other reason than to enjoy being with the characters.
15. When people review your story, you delete them for some apparent reason.
16. I think I'm gonna stop at 20.
17. You still think the redhead living beside you is Zelos. So you avoid him everytime you see him.
18. When people say the word 'redhead', you automatically think of Zelos.
19. Then you slap yourself and force yourself to think of Kratos instead.
20. Oh, fine, I'll stop at 25.
21. You talk to yourself regularly about ToS, since you can't find another guy to talk to.
22. You pride yourself on knowing everything about ToS.
23. When you find out you missed out a fact, you bawl and say "I HAVE BETRAYED MY VIDEO GAME!", earning weird stares of the supermarket queuers (I THINK that's a word) behind you.
24. You're preparing for the lame symptom at the end of this short chappie.
25. Hmph, I'm gonna sulk.
ToS: Now everyone expects the last symptom to be a lousy one! T.T
Lloyd: Well duh, you've included it in your list.
ToS: True...Please review, even though most of you have forgotten me... T.T
Lloyd: I think you cry way too much.
ToS: Shut up, Lloydie.
Lloyd: -zip-
ToS: Revvies? Pwease?