A/N: Me: I love you guys. But your amount of reviews is kind of disappointing :(

Fang: She gets like this every time she doesn't get her way. It's always 'whine whine whine'

Me: Do not!

Fang: Do too!

Me: Do not!

Fang: Do too!

Me: Do not!

Fang: Do too!

Me: Do not!

Fang: Do too!

MooMoo: How long will this go on?

Rawr: I'm guessing about five minutes.

Me: Do too!

Fang: Do not!

Me: HAH! I win, because I have superior intellect.

Fang: -_- FML

Me: Wuv you! Fact: I LOVE any kind of meat. I would literally kill myself if I had to go vegetarian. No offense to any vegetarians, of course! :)

"Live or die, Dylan, make your choice." the tape concluded. I couldn't do anything but sit there for a few minutes, on the verge of hyperventilating. According to the tape I just heard, I had 90 seconds to find my way out of this huge maze, in the middle of a boiler room, or I get shot with a metal pipe through the skull.

There was a rectangular box strapped to my chest, which looked like a bomb. But the voice-straight-out-of-a-horror-movie that came from the tape said it housed a timer and a sharp metal rod. If the time ran out, and I had not reached the end of the maze, the sharp rod would shoot upwards, piercing my brain. Lovely.

So I guess I had no way to escape except to try. I mean, I'm a super amazing bird kid- how hard could a maze be?

I found the answer out the hard way. I started out on the maze, which I had to crawl through because of a wire "ceiling". As I was passing by a pipe, it shot a scorching geyser of steam right into my face.

"Yow!" I screeched, touching the burnt and tender skin of my right cheek. I glared at the pipe for good measure, but I moved on before it could burn me again.

I soon found myself at a junction. Right… or left? Unfortunately, while I was debating with myself, another shot of steam blasted onto my exposed left wing. That hurt. Also sucking for me was the fact that it not only shot me with steam, it kept going. So the longer I stood there- well, crouched, but whatever- the worse I got burned.

So I booked it to the right as fats as possible. I peeked down at the timer on my chest. 70 seconds to go. I was doing pretty good. But just as I was thinking that, steam burst out from a pipe on either side of the path, blocking my way.

I deliberated for a few seconds, but I was nearing the 3/4 left mark. So I steeled myself and pushed through the steam, shouting in pain as it scorched both sides of my torso.

I was routinely blasted with steam- from either side, above me onto my back, below me onto my stomach…. Each burn got worse, especially the areas (like my arms, torso, and wings) that got burned over and over again.

I was raw and bleeding all over, ever movement hurt like a mofo, but I had only 30 second left. I didn't know how much of the maze was left- everywhere looked the same.

Suddenly I came upon a junction… left… or right? Then a jet of steam blasted onto my left wing, singing the last of the feathers off. I screamed in agony- my raw and ultra sensitive skin had nearly been burned off on my wings.

I then screamed again when I realized that this was the same junction I was at in the beginning. I had come around in a big circle! With dismay I glanced at the timer- 10 seconds left.

With all of my strength left, I barreled through the maze, turning this way and that, ignoring the burnt skin and flesh falling off of my bones. I heard a small click- oh, that must mean that my time i-

QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER: What is your favorite horror movie? I love the ORIGINAL Nightmare on Elm Street, ORIGINAL Friday the 13th, and Twilight. LOL JK that last one's actually too scary for me ;D

This one's short, but sweet.

I limped into the room, warily looking around. I saw two cages, one on each side of the room. The one to my right held Fang. Ew. The other one held-

"Max!"

"Dylan? Why are you here? Did you put us in these cages? LET US OUT!" she yelled. Wow, she was hot when she was angry.

"Hey, Dill Weed- stop staring. You look even more like an idiot." Fang called out. I ignored him.

A voice sounded out from hidden speakers. "Dylan has ruined your life and your flock, Max. Dylan has tried to take your woman, Fang. Now you have a chance to get rid of him- for good. Live or die, make his choice."

Max and Fang walked over to the back walls of their cages, poising their hands over big levers that literally said "Live" or "Die". I started panicking.

"Please, guys- I'll do anything! I'll leave you alone, I'll leave the flock I'll tell you where Dr. HG is hiding- anything! Just let me live!" I begged.

Max glared at me, but I could see the indecision in her eyes. Her hand started shaking, and her eyes welled up. Ducking her head, she let her hand fall. "I'm sorry." she whispered. "I can't kill unarmed people."

"Oh, thank you Max! I'll do anything- I owe you. Fang, man, li-"

"No, you listen, you little cockroach!" he snarled. "Ever since you came, our lives have gone from bad to worse. I almost died- heck, I did die- because of your precious Dr. HG! And you're trying to take Max away from me! She might not be able to kill you, but I can."

Fang POV

I watched as Dylan's eyes filled with horror, and he opened his mouth to talk again. I slammed down the lever, and watched as a row of needles, attached by tubes to a vat of hydrochloric acid, swung down form the ceiling. Dylan didn't even have time to duck.

The needles swung down and hit perfectly in a row all down his back. Dylan shouted and gritted his teeth as he was slammed against my cage wall. Then the fun began. The vat began pumping the highly corrosive acid into his body.

I watched with satisfaction as he screamed and writhed so much that he looked like a dying wild animal. Steam rose from his body as his inside melted. I saw holes start to appear in his skin, and blood came pouring out of them, his eyes, nose, and ears.

It was finished within seconds. All that was left of the Dill Weed was a dissolving pile of blood and clothes, with steam and a foul smell rising. I laughed.

Me: Geez, what a sick sadist you are, Fang.

Fang: You trying to tell me that you wouldn't do the same thing?

Me: … Nah, I probably would.

Fang: That's what I thought.

MooMoo: We have nothing interesting to say.

Rawr: NARWHALES ARE THE UNICORNS OF THE SEA!

Everyone else: …. O.o

Rawr: What? It's true.

Me: … O-kaaaaaaaay. Fact: I found three new shows to follow: Once Upon a Time (ABC channel), Terra Nova (Fox I think), and Grimm (I have no idea what channel).

Fang: R&R please… blah blah blah… 10 reviews this time… blarghity blargh blargh… can I have my money now?

Me: *hands over $5* Good boy! *pats head*

Fang: *growls*