Hey! I'm back! Fast huh! XD I just got this idea from looking at the T.R.C icons on the internet and well i got this!
Warning: this is as crack as i can go! Major OOC and Implied KuroFai everywhere!
Disclaimer: i don't own anything, except the twist and turns in this one.
Fai waves in a giddy fashion as Kurogane walks away from him with an angry expression on his face.
"You can't escape the gay, Kurgy!"
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As Kurogane and Fai walk down a dirt-ridden path, they saw two guys walking past them. Fai evilly smirks. He turns around, takes a deep breath and shouts out:
"Keep it Gay!"
The surrounding by-standers including the pair stared at the two travelers.
Kurogane has never been so mortified in his life.
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Fai waves his arms frantically with a smile as Kurogane could only stare at the wizard's stupidity.
"Damn mage. Spaz much?"
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'Dear Journal: The person I love ignored my sneaky attempt to attract his attention. So I'm back to plotting!'
"Mage, could you not talk so damn loud; I can freaking hear you behind me!"
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During his free time, Fai would sit on the floor and eat his meal and lets his mind wonder.
'Hmm….I think I should get some porn.'
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Kurogane unsheathes his sword in front of Fai's face. Fai touches the sword delicately with a suggestive smile.
"Oh~! Is Daddy's 2nd sword also this big?"
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Fai places his chopsticks on his lips, smirking at the thought.
"Why of course I'm evil."
Kurogane's back felt an immense chill.
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Fai looks up at the sky and sees something white.
"Oh! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?"
Then he heard laughter from above.
"Oh wait. It's just Mokona. Damn."
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Kurogane and Fai were walking back from the evil emperor's temple. Fai looks at Kurogane with seductive smile.
"Have I told you lately how sexy you are?"
Kurogane looks back at him with a frown on his face.
"Please don't."
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Syaoron and Sakura could only watch as they see Fai being carried over the shoulder by Kurogane as the two walk back to the café.
"Free ride!"
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Fai gasps as he looks to his left in surprise. "Men!"
Kurogane copied his expression. "Where!?"
Were they thinking the same thing, no one knows.
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Fai could only swing his body around in extreme happiness as he has holding something in his hands.
"Whee~! It's a love note! I bet it's from Kuro-tan!"
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The two adults were in the middle of nowhere when Fai raised his arms up and a big smile was on his face.
"Whoop Whoop!"
Kurogane face palmed.
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Fai touches Kurogane's sword. He smiles perversely at the ninja.
"Daddy's big sword makes Mommy very happy."
"Seriously mage, stop it."
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Fai shudders as he looks at the lone plate on the table.
"Eww. Sushi."
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Fai lifts up three fingers with a smile.
Syaoron and Sakura blush at the gesture.
Kurogane growls in frustration.
"No! We did not do it three times!"
The blushes didn't lessen one bit.
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Fai sees Kurogane not too far from him and waves at him while smiling.
"Hey there, Sexy!"
"SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!"
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Touya was waiting for someone to take his order while drinking a cup of coffee when a blonde man approached him wearing a maid's outfit.
"Hello sir, would you like some gay with your coffee?"
He never went back to that place again.
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Kurogane was on the floor with bruises and small cuts when Fai with an aid kit walked towards him.
Scowling, Kurogane looked up to see Fai cross his arms with a smirk on his face.
"Kurgy, you just got Pwn'd."
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END OF PART ONE
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