Steven was taking out his clothes to change into when Amethyst came out with the box of clothes from her room.

"Here it is dude, clothes for your wife." said Amethyst

"Actually Amethyst, U-10 is more like my girlfriend than my wife since we're not officially married." said Steven

"Uh huh dude, whatever you say." said Amethyst as she retreated to her room. Steven turned to U-10.

"U, pick out some clothes from that box. You're gonna have to conform to Earth clothing so you can fit in." said Steven

"Of course Ste-van." said U-10. She was about to take off her top when steven stopped her.

"Woahwoahwoahwoah! U, on earth boys and girls change in seperate rooms. Why don't you change in the bathroom."

U-10 was confused by his outburst but went in the bathroom and locked the door.

"Phew, that was almost awkward." Steven changed into his signature shirt, pants and sandals and went downstairs. He wanted to introduce U to Peridot and Lapis.

"I'm done changing Ste-van." Steven turned around and was breathless. U-10 was dressed in a purple t-shirt that hugged her trim stomach and had on black shorts that that stopped 3 inches above the knee and had on red tennis shoes. If Lars was here, U would be regarded as a "smoking hot chick." Steven shook his head motioned U to follow him.

"Cmon U, I want to introduce you to two more friends of mine."

It took about one hour for the two to get to the barn. It would have taken ten minutes but U kept stopping to admire the flowers, bugs and wildlife that was on Earth. She saw tiny bugs carrying a piece of bread that was much bigger than it. Steven loved how she was slowly adapting to Earth. Maybe this will be a piece of cake thought Steven. Steven and U soon arrived at the barn where U was fascinated at this big building. Never has she seen something like this in the zoo.

"STEVEN!"

Steven was soon a crushing hug by a blue and green gem who turned out to be Lapis and Peridot.

"Steven, we heard where you were taken but you're here now?! I'm guessing the crystal gems completed their search and rescue operation." said Peridot.

"I was so worried about you Steven. You can't believe how much I was scared for you." said Lapis as she was crying. Steven wiped away her tears.

Don't worry guys, I'm all right but I want to introduce someone to you." said Steven.

Peridot looked around him and saw a human girl behind him.

"Um...hello" said U

"Steven, who's this?" said Lapis with distrust in her voice.

"Lapis, meet U. She's one of the humans from Pink Diamond's zoo."

"Steven you took a human from the zoo?! What were you thinking?!" said Lapis

"Calm down Lapis, I don't see what the big problem is." said Peridot

"It's a HUGE problem! What if the gems find out she's missing from the zoo?! They might come here to look for her!" said Lapis

"I don't think so Lapis. I don't think it'll matter if two humans escaped from the zoo. They probably won't even notice." said Steven

"BarkBarkBark!" Out of the cornfield came pumpkin who was excited to meet the new person. U looked at pumpkin and got scared.

"STE-VAN WHAT IS THAT?!" said a cowering U hiding behind Steven.

"Oh he won't bite you U. His name's pumpkin. He's really nice." Steven then picked up Pumpkin and showed him to U.

"Pet him U. He's real friendly."

U carefully extended her hand to pet pumpkin but before she did, pumpkin started licking her hand which tickled her.

"Hahahaha! He tickles!" said a hysterical U. She grabbed Pumpkin and held him close to her. Pumpkin liked the new company and how she felt.

Peridot walked up to U and extended her hand.

"Pleasure to meet you U. My name's Peridot."

U placed pumpkin down and shooked her hand,"Hello Peri-Dot."

Peridot took notice of U's pronunciation of her name and tried to correct her.

"Nonono, It's not Peri-Dot, It's Peridot."

"That's what I said, Peri-Dot."

"No it's Peridot." said Peridot with gritted teeth.

"Okay got it, Peri-Dot."

Peridot was quickly losing her mind. But an idea popped into her head that brought a smile to her face.

"Okay U, repeat after me; Peri."

"Peri"

"Now say Dot"

"Dot"

Now put them together."

"Peri-Dot."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed an irritated Peridot. This human couldn't even pronounce a simple name correctly. Meanwhile, Lapis and Steven were on the ground, dying from laughter.

"Oh man Steven, you're new friend is hilarious! hahahahaha!" said Lapis

"Oh man U, you're killing me!" said Steven. U looked at him with concern.

"I'M KILLING YOU?!" Yelled U

"It's just a figure of speech. I'm just saying that I'm laughing very hard." said a recovering Steven. U breathed a little easier. Steven looked at his watch and turned to U.

"Cmon U, It's three hours before we have to go home. I want to introduce you to my friends in beach city." said Steven

"Alright Ste-van, goodbye Lapis and Peri-Dot." said U as she left to go to beach city with Steven.

"How come she says your name right but not mine?!" said Peridot

"Maybe your name is too hard for her to say." said Lapis as she walked back to the barn with Pumpkin. Peridot went to make another meep morp in order for her to calm down her nerves.