Chipmunks and Chipettes have returned!


Brittany: Hey guys, we're back!

Alvin: We're back from Hawaii! *claps his paws along with Brittany, Eleanor, Simon and Jeanette*

*Theodore adjusts the camera slightly*

Brittany: The reason why we were gone for about two or so weeks...was with our vacation in Hawaii. But we have some photos that we'd like to show you from our trip. Theodore?

Theodore: *nods* Photo Link #1

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There it is.

Brittany: Photo Link #2...

Theodore: *nods again* Alrighty...

So, was that it?

Alvin: I think so.

Simon: *waves his paw in front of Alvin's face* Guys, we have reviews!

Alvin: Oh yeah. Why don't YOU read them? *glares at Simon*

Simon: Alright. *clears his throat* This is from Amanda Chipette.

Hey Alvin so i have this crush on my 7th grade teacher who is 25 yrs old. he looks like you and im 13 and people say that i look like brittany so i was planning to kiss him and tell him i love him on the last day of school. should i? 3 u alvin xoxo

Um...Alvin, I guess she wants advice.

Alvin: Um, personally I think he's a little too old..but hey, kids gotta explore things, right? *shrugs*

Simon: Get on with it.

Alvin: But, you know...I don't think anyone can look as hot as me but if he does...he'd technically be a chipmunk. You can do what you want, just make sure the kiss is...well, I dunno.

Jeanette: Subtle?

Alvin: Something like that.

Simon: Next is from amandaXalvin4eva...

ok i am a huge fan of you guys!
this question is for Alvin: if brittany had a crush on you and you knew will you ask her out? if not im availabl. lol!
this is for brittany: who would you date? alvin or justin bieber?
this is for simon: do you ever wanted a beard?
jeanette: how come in the cartoon, you had a messed up ribbon on your hair?
eleanor: have you ever wore anything besides green?
theodore: did you ever wanted to have a cook show?
brittany: what made you so pretty?
alvin: how/who made you so HOT?
I love you guys im your #1 fan!
You should see my room/ipod!
‹3 you very much especially you alvin and brittany!
do you know that alvin and brittany made me famous they made me reach my goal and my dream!
me alvin and brittany have alot in common!
thats another thing why i love you guys! love you forever!
AATC rules and BATC is cool! love you to the moon alvin and brittany!

Actually, I've never really wanted a beard...

Alvin: Um, for the second question, I have clue why I'm so good-looking...but you know, I just rock like that. *smiles at Brittany seductively*

Brittany: *blushes and pushes him away playfully* Bad boy...

Alvin: For the first question...I know that Brittany has a crush on me and we're actually already dating.

Brittany: I guess I was born pretty, because well...I'm just that way. I'd rather date Alvin than Justin Bieber because...well, I don't even like JB's voice that much. He does sound better when it hit puberty though.

Alvin: You're kidding. *raises eyebrows* Puberty?

Brittany: Well, didn't he sound like a little girl before?

Simon: I guess you could say that. Jeanette...um...uh your q-question...*smiles shyly at Jeanette*

Jeanette: Oh, well...what was the question, S-Simon?

Simon: It was how come in the cartoon, you had a messed up ribbon on your hair? I don't...I d-don't think that, Jeanette...I'm just r-repeating the question...

Alvin: *elbows Brittany* Simonette moment, much.

Brittany: *smiles* Yeah I guess so.

Simon: S-so what's your answer, J-Jeanette?

Jeanette: Well, Simon...that was just my idea of fashion back then. I liked wearing ribbons and those big glasses..b-but they're more thin-framed now...

Simon: I think y-you're perfect...

Jeanette: *blushes* Thanks

Alvin: Ooookay...Eleanor, what's the answer to your question?

Eleanor: Of course I've worn other colors besides green...just not very often.

Theodore: You look nice in any color, Ellie. *holds the camera tighter*

Eleanor: *giggles* Really?

Brittany: *Crosses her arms* Ugh...Simonette. Theonor.

Alvin: And?

Brittany: *glares intensely* You know.

Alvin: I don't, Britt.

Brittany: You bad boy. *flicks Alvin's nose with her finger*

Theodore: Oh I would love to open a..I mean, host a cooking show. Because I suppose it would be tons of fun.

Brittany: Really?

Theodore: Not everyone's alike, right? *zooms in on Eleanor for a few seconds, then resets the camera back to it's normal lens*

Simon: *smiles* Anywho, from Blumacaw13...

RUN ALVIN! DAVE'S ONTO YA!
All: Question: How would you cope if your counterpart died?
Dare: I dare you to kiss one of the other siblings of your counterparts.
Song request: Clash these three songs together (Remember to sing together): Just Give me a Reason by Pink, More by Usher and Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri.

If Jeanette died...*his eyes begin to water* W-well, I wouldn't be with anyone else...I'd just...you know, I'd cry obviously. I'd look at photos, of course. I'd...remember memories...memories of her..with her, really...

Jeanette: I'd do the s-same for you, Simon. *adjusts her glasses*

Eleanor: I'd never eat food again if Theodore died! *looks at Theodore sweetly*

Alvin: Wow...that's impressive.

Eleanor: Isn't it?

Theodore: I'd just...well, cry and cry and never be happy again.

Eleanor: Aw, that's so sweet, Theodore!

Simon: Alvin...Brittany...your turn.

Alvin: *looks at Brittany nervously* Well, probably the same thing as Simon. Cry and whine and be all moody...probably attack a few people.

Brittany: *giggles* Bad Alvie...ah. I'd never be able to live with myself if you died. You mean everything to me.

Alvin: Thanks honey. *smiles at her*

Jeanette: Ooh we have a song request! Well, it's a clash, pretty much.

Simon: Let me start the music and we'll start. Guys, in a line.

Theodore: Just wait til I put the camera somewhere where it can pick up all of us. *sets it on a stool where the camera can see all 6 chipmunks* Alright, ready!

Alvin: Come on, Theodore!

*Theodore runs over next to Eleanor on the right hand side of Alvin, Simon and Jeanette on the left side of Brittany and Alvin and Brittany in the dead middle*

Simon: 1...2...3...4

Brittany and Jeanette and Eleanor:

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

Alvin:

Watch me as I dance under the spotlight-

Listen to the people screaming out more and more,

'Coz I create the feeling that keep 'em coming back,Yeah, I create the feeling that keep 'em coming back,

So captivating when I get it on the floor.

Simon and Theodore and Alvin:

Gonna push it to the limit, give it more.

Brittany:

And who do you think you are
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart,
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me.
Who do you think you are?

Alvin and Theodore and Simon:

I'm sorry I don't understand
Where all of this is coming from
I thought that we were fine
(Oh we had everything)
Your head is running wild again
My dear we still have everythin'

Alvin and Brittany:

And I've learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

*Theodore goes back to filming and sighs, exhausted*

Alvin: We were pretty good actually, don't you think so guys?

Eleanor: Perfection!

Simon: There's still a dare to do...um...kiss one of your siblings' counterparts...

Theodore: Huh?

Brittany: *rolls eyes at Theodore* Did the viewer say for how long?

Simon: No. But I'm guessing they want a good show.

Alvin: WHAT?!

Theodore: Why not do one-at-a-time?

Eleanor: Who am I kissing?

Simon: We'll figure it out, Eleanor... let me just write it out. You guys get some more reviews and I'll tell you who's kissing who once I figure this out.

Alvin: Fine, Captain Control. From Simon270,

Okay I have 2 questions... 1) why doesn't Alvin just tell Brittany that he likes her ALOT we all know it and we are all thinking it as well...so why don't just admit it! 2)why isn't Jeannette on the show a lot plz do me a favor and put her in!

Jeanette, apparently, you need to talk more.

Jeanette: Oh...oh al-alright.

BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING

Theodore: Somebody get the hat. *points to the big hat under the table*

Jeanette: Oh me! *grabs the hat and hands it to Brittany* Pick a slip of paper, Britt.

Brittany: Okay... *pulls out a random one* Some Nights by FUN

Jeanette: Alright, you can sing if you want.

Brittany: I think I've done a little of enough singing...Alvin?

Alvin: *sighs* Fine...

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
Some nights I call it a draw
Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights I wish they'd just fall off

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for oh
Woah oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Woah oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Most nights I don't know anymore...
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?
I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked,
But here they come again to jack my style

That's alright (that's alright)
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I am
Oh, who am I? Mmm... Mmm...

Well, some nights I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change.
And some nights I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights I always win, I always win...

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh
Woah oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Woah oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Most nights I don't know... (oh, come on)

So this is it. I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?

(Come on)

No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that's all they are
When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on.
Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on!

Well, that is it guys, that is all - five minutes in and I'm bored again
Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands
This one is not for the folks at home;
Sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun?

My heart is breaking for my sister and the con that she call "love"
When I look into my nephew's eyes...
Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from...
Some terrible nights... ah...

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

The other night you wouldn't believe the dream I just had about you and me
I called you up but we'd both agree

It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...
It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...

Brittany: That's my Alvie!

Simon: *stands up from the floor* Okay, guys...be prepared..

Jeanette: Please not Alvin... *sighs, wanting Simon to just call off the dare, which he of course doesn't do*

Simon: Alvin, you're kissing Jeanette and Eleanor. Theodore, you're doing Jeanette and Brittany.

Theodore: Two girls?

Alvin: It seems to be your lucky day, Theo. *rolls eyes*

Theodore: Wait, so Simon would be kissing Eleanor and Brittany?

Simon: Yes. Brittany, you're going to kiss me and Theodore. Jeanette...um...um...

Alvin: Let it out, bro. *Crosses arms, impatient for Simon to hurry up*

Simon: Um..um...Jeanette w-will kiss Theodore and...*gags* Oh God...Alvin.

Jeanette: Noooo. *puts her head in her paws*

Simon: Eleanor, you're kissing Alvin and I.

Eleanor: Let's just hurry. *shrugs*

Simon: Alright, Theodore. Go on with Jeanette and Brittany.

Theodore: Okay...um, who's going first? *puts the camera back on the stool*

Brittany: Jeanette?

Jeanette: I'm extremely nervous...you demonstrate, Brittany...

Brittany: Fine, so be it. *walks up to Theodore and puts her arms around him, kissing him*

Eleanor: Why does it seem so strange that we're kissing eachother?

Alvin: It's just a dare.

Jeanette: B-but, aren't we kinda cheating on eachother?

Alvin: Not really. Well, a little. But it's a dare, as I said. *shrugs nonchalantly*

Brittany: *pulls away from Theodore* There. Jeanette?

Jeanette: Eep...

Brittany: It's not that bad. Go on. Theo, make the first move.

Theodore: Um...*kisses Jeanette for two seconds, unlike the five second kiss that he shared with Brittany, the two don't hold eachother*

Jeanette: Uh...*wipes her lips* Okay...

Brittany: Alvie-Baby...

Alvin: Okay, fine. Stop pressuring me, Brittany.

Brittany: *giggles* You're going to be fine!

Simon: Who's first?

Eleanor: Me I guess. *goes up to Alvin and kisses him for a split second*

Alvin: Jeanette. *looks at her sincerely* I won't bite you.

Brittany: Oh he would.

Jeanette: EEEK!

Alvin: I'll do it myself. *comes to Jeanette and kisses her for the same time that Eleanor kissed him for*

Jeanette: My mouth is violated. *wipes her lips again*

Alvin: Not MY fault! *sticks out his tongue at her, teasingly*

Simon: Um...Ellie?

Eleanor: Okay, let's hurry with this. *kisses Simon for three seconds and pulls away, raised eyebrows*

Simon: Horrible? Pleasant? Terrifying?

Eleanor: A mix of all three.

Simon: *grins* I figured. Britt?

Brittany: *sighs* Alright, come over here.

Simon: *walks over to Brittany, nervous*

*Brittany pulls him towards her, embracing in a passionate kiss, which Simon returns just as lustfully. They hold eachother tight, kissing*

Theodore: Is it me or is she enjoying it?

Alvin: *narrows his eyes* I hope not...

*Simon reluctantly pulls away, smiling*

Brittany: Done.

Alvin: Bad Britty. *smirks evilly*

Brittany: You get your share tonight, pumpkin.

Alvin: You better. *smiles at Brittany full of love*

*Simon can't stop looking at Brittany, his lips tingling. He can't stop puzzling over what happened.*

Brittany: Don't worry, Alvie. I got plenty of lovin' that I'll be giving to you. *smiles flirtatiously*

Alvin: Okay, I'll look forward to it, Britt.

Simon: S-so, that's all for today... *looks at Brittany one last time* Viewers, please return soon


There we go. They returned