SCENE TWO
(BELLA is standing in the middle of the stage. JACOB is on the far left, and EDWARD is on the far right. There are two chairs at the back of the stage.)
EDWARD
Bella, my love, come back to me. I'm sorry for leaving you alone to waste away and become slightly suicidal, but I still love you!
JACOB
No, pick me! I helped you when you were depressed, and I love you more!
EDWARD
No, I love her more. I'm 107 years old, and this is my first real girlfriend. I love her way more!
JACOB
I'm a hormonal teenager! I love her more!
EDWARD
I love you more, Bella! Pick me!
JACOB
No, I love you more! Pick me!
EDWARD
Necrophilia!
JACOB
Bestiality!
EDWARD
Pick me!
JACOB
Pick me!
EDWARD and JACOB
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
EDWARD
She's mine!
JACOB
Mine!
BELLA
Hold up now. Come here.
(JACOB and EDWARD walk towards BELLA. She walks them back and pushes them into the chairs before returning to center stage. ALICE and ROALIE come on and stand on either side of her.)
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
ALICE and ROSALIE
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
BELLA
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter than your vampire genes
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
ALICE and ROSALIE
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
BELLA
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA
All the single ladies
ALICE and ROSALIE
All the single ladies
BELLA Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
ALL THREE
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
(ALICE and ROSALIE dance away. JACOB and EDWARD race to BELLA and kneel down.)
JACOB
Bella, will you-
EDWARD
Fine. Bella, will you marry me?
BELLA
Yes! Of course!
JACOB
Fuck this. I'm going to Canada.
If only you could see my version of the single ladies dance... as well as visulize Bella and Alice and Rosalie dancing to it... welll... you fo sho hit me up with a review :)