Date: 10/21/09
Time: 18:31
Subject: Muffin fight!
He ya'll! Your fabulous blog queen here! (For all those who have Emmett's IQ (poor people!) ,its Alice here)
Omigodyouwillneverguesswhat!!!!!
You know that girl Jasper was with? Maria whatsherface? Yeah well she is in some of my classes! Including the one I had today!!! And that bitch annoyed me sooooo bad!
We were peeling apples (it was cooking class) and she came up to me and asked if she could borrow a peeler. Before I could say anything she took one off my desk. It didn't look like the one I was using so I told her it wasn't an apple peeler and she said that it was. I said "Oh yeah. Sorry." and then as she was walking behind me, she muttered "Genius". Bitch! I couldn't see what it was and I took an IQ test the other day and I got one-two-nine! So HA! *sticks tongue out*
AND I was wearing a mini skirt today and she kept passing snide comments saying it was really short and all! Thats why its called a MINI skirt! Dumbass!!!
ARGH! I need to find a way to bring her down and get Jasper for myself..... *lightbulb lights up* Oh. My. Emmett.
I have it! If I can get some recordings of her bitching to me then Jasper will hate her, feel sorry for me and notice me properly! Woo!
Plus, to add to my eventful day Emmett started a muffin fight at lunch. E used the muffins I had baked in cooking class and flicked pieces at me so I flicked them back. Soon enough it was a full scale war! General Alice strikes again!! (cue the patriotic music!)
Anyway I'll update tommorow with more goss!
Love yaz!
General Alice xoxoxoxoxox