I'm gonna guess 130 robins and leave it at that!
Thank you HHQFandoms for the cats and questions today, Plus the Moonkitti meme!
I'm making this unsettling for Cindy because it's Firestar!
Honeyfern had been getting fatter by the second. Her sister, cousin, and Uncle had left her to run all the way to the stadium. Bearing an old fat guy's kits was not easy at all. But at least she gets to torture Cinderheart today!
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"Welcome toms and she-cats to Honeyfern's show", Cinderheart mewed, "Honeyfern has to be co-host because she's going to have Purdy's kits."
"That's messed up", said Crowfeather.
"Not as messed up as you talking about Leafpool when you sleep", retorted Nightcloud, "It drives me insane."
"Well me loving Leafpool and Feathertail is better than loving you."
"You never said anything about Feathertail."
"I hate you and Breezepelt and his kits."
"How dare you think/say that about your son and his kits."
"Well I do."
"Do not."
"Do to."
"Do not."
"Well, do to this situation, we have to see a commercial break", mewed Spiderclaw who turned on the commercial.
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"Welcome back to Win a date with Hon um Cinderheart", Cinderheart mewed, "Please welcome the cats who are competing to take me to Brindleface's orphanage for white fluffy kits with blue eyes, Grey Wing, Sunstar, and Firestar-WHAT! I hate Firestar. CURSE YOU HHQFANDOMS!"
"Hey, that's my friend your cursing at", Spiderclaw mewed.
"Oh", Cinderheart looked confused, "SORRY HHQFANDOMS."
"Much better", said Spiderclaw.
"Now first Question", Cinderheart mewed, "Do you like Berrynose?"
"NO", they all said, even Firestar this time.
"Next Question: Have you ever seen Brambleclaw in his Tigerstar form?"
"Yes", said Firestar.
"Who are they", mewed the other two.
"Last Question: Do you like waffles?"
"FOR THE LAST TIME RANDOM CATS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!", Firestar bellowed.
"Firestar dosen't like waffles!", cried Cinderheart.
"Firestar doesn't like waffles!", the audience cried.
"Firestar doesn't like turkey", mewed Cloudtail.
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH", said the audience.
"AUGH, I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!", yelled Firestar.
"Thank you for watching our show", mewed Spiderclaw, "I hope you liked this episode of Win a Date with H ahem Cinderheart!"
Well that was… weird but I'm weird so deal with it.
MOONKITTI MEMES FOREVER!
Oh, I want to tell you something funny. So one time my teacher wore this shirt that said "Math is Hard, so is Life, Deal with it", and then we had a hard math problem that he couldn't figure out so he said "WHY DID I HAVE TO WEAR THIS SHIRT TODAY!"
I'm adding some robins to the pile. 140 robins for us so we don't go out of buisness.
Well I think your bored of listening to me so, Bye!
Oh one more thing, HHQFandoms, do "Up on the Housetop" for your Warriors Christmas Carols!
Now Bye!
Wait, I need you to suggest questions for me and maybe some MoonKitti memes and don't forget torturous toms for Cindy while we have her!
Finally Bye fellow Warriors fans! :) (Thanks HHQ for teaching me that!)