Disclaimer:I don't own YYH.
Wish I did.
George somehow made his way to the kitsune's
hideout,pleading he would be a asset.
"You,a ogre?Have you ever fought before?"asked the king of thieves.
"Hn,he looks pathetic."grunted Hiei.
"Indeed,Satoru could easily destroy him with one bite."Kurama agreed."If you manage to win in a
simple fight against my
son,I might let you join us."
"You won't regret -Botan!I came here by the order of King-meep!
He blew it.
Golden eyes narrowed.
"What did you say?"
"I..um..get nervous..you think I work for King Enma?...that was just a joke!"
" ..He's lying."said Hiei.
"Hmm,perhaps not,Hiei..let's test
him,you may fight him first."
"No!..what I mean is...can't I fight the child instead?"
"Make sure Satoru has eaten,I don't want my son getting food poisoning."
"Why me?"whined George.
"Satoru,this is your opponent,go easy on him,son."
"Alright,father."replied the three year old.
"He's going to eat me!I heard the legends!"wailed George.
"Will you shut up and fight?"demanded Satoru.
Botan watched helpless to save her co-worker...
Hiei noticed her concern.
"Onna...do you care for the ogre?"
"Yes..please..make it stop.."
"Hn."
Before Hiei could do anything to impress her,the fight came to a end.
"What happened,son?"asked Kurama.
"I can't fight against a 'sniffling baby'.."
"You're sparing me?"
"...Yes..moron."bit Satoru."You're not even worth my time."
"Oh,thank you.."George began groveling,kissing the boy's feet.
"Dad!Can I kill him?He won't be missed."
"Go ahead,son."encouraged Yoko,grinning."This is his
first kill...
kids grow up so fast."
"Ready to meet your maker?"
"Please spare me!I never liked working for King Enma anyway!"
whined George.
"So,you lied to us...shame on you,ogre."sneered the fox.
"Do it,son."
"Okay,father."
"No!I beg of you to spare him!"pleaded Botan."In exchange,I'll give up my freedom for his."
"Deal."said Kurama,"You decide where you sleep tonight."
Hiei stepped forward,"The onna will sleep with me,tonight."