REPROCUSSIONS: ALLS NOT FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR AND THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T FREE

In chapter 9 i hope of you understood that they had sex... he didn't take his pants off for no reason. What a depressing title... this is a fucking good chapter and i love, especially the end, LMAO

ALSO, I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW BETA, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, GIVE ME A PM OR REVIEW OR WHATEVS, it isn't urgent, i just want one to check for errors and shit like that.

OMG Gilad Shalit is home! That was probably a really controversial thing to say but hey all im sayin to you haterz in: empathy. without it, all you got is karma

Katara had been dreading lunch, but time has a way of speeding when you don't want it to and it felt like she had only been in school for ten minutes except for Zuko's two calls and six texts. Now it was one minute before the bell would ring and she missed Aang in math class. She had also noticed that Toph was gone and wondered if their absences had something to do with each other…

Suki nudged her, "What?" Katara said.

"Class is over, come on lets go to lunch."

"Do I have to?"

"Katara, you are a strong woman and Zuko doesn't even scare you a little!" Suki encouraged.

"Right. Strong woman. Let's do this…"

As they walked into the caf, Katara tried not to look at Zuko and hold her head high. This proved to be easy because right after she got her lunch Aang and Toph walked in hand-in-hand. This wouldn't have been strange…except Aang was wearing the same clothes as the day before.

As Katara went to sit down, Suki made a sly maneuver so that SHE was next to Zuko and Katara was on her other side of Suki and Sokka, next to Sokka and an empty seat. That was right when suspicious Aang and Toph rolled up.

"Um Katara i—" Zuko started but she snapped,

"What Zuko?"

Sohe sighed and bent his head, "Here's your purse…"

She tried to sound sarcastic when Katara said, "Jee what a gentleman," she turned away and they stopped speaking.

Then she noticed Aang and Toph.

"Aang, are you wearing your same cloths from yesterday?" Katara noticed this immediately.

"What..? What are you uh, talkin' about?" when Aang giggled, Katara knew there was something up.

"Toph is there something wrong with him?"

"Um, yeah, he's a little bit drunk…" Toph said sheepishly.

Aang put his arm around Toph's shoulders and said, "That's right bitches!"

Katara looked so pissed that someone had to speak up. That someone was Sokka.

"Oh come on he deserves some fun!" Sokka said as Aang looked a bit lost.

"Oh my God! Toph? How could you let this happen? You are a terrible influence! He was the good, pure one of the group!"

"Oh uh that's gone too…" she said even more sheepishly.

"What. Do. You. Mean?" Katara was a kind of nervous mad.

"Katara, don't you think you are taking this a little too seriously?" Zuko said, Katara knew the conversation wasn't actually about Aang and Toph, they were talking now about her and Zuko.

"No! I am not; some people have to be responsible we can't all do whatever the hell we want whenever the fuck we want to!" Katara said back standing up.

Zuko stood up too, "Well it isn't their fault!"

"Yeah? Then whose is it? Were you cheating on Mai or on me?"

"Neither!"

"UGH, you're impossible!" she ran out with tears in her eyes, Zuko followed her, running out the doors. But right when he stepped out something tripped him. He looked up to see –"Godammit, Azula, I don't have time for you!"

"So what did you do to this one? What, did you fuck her and never call back? Our family seems to do that a lot, especially you."

"I do NOT."

"Oh Zuzu, when will you learn?"

"Azula, I say this with all of the brotherly love I feel for you; Fuck. Off."

"No Zuko, you should be told, you are terrible at dealing with girl troubles! First, you fucked up your relationship with Amy, then Ria, then Cecilia, then Lula, then Delia, then Veronica, then Mai and I will Not let you screw Katara over ALSO! Dammit Zuko!"

Zuko stared wide-eyed at his sister, amazed that she actually cared about him, "Uh, okay."

So, after school he went back to his father's house with Azula and they headed for the upstairs lounge room. He passed his father on the way, whom he had not seen in months, and Ozai said, "Hello Zuko, Azula."

It was mind-numbing how little his father cared for him. Azula broke his thoughts by saying "Zuko, we're going to teach you a lesson."

"Um, 'we'?"

"Yes, Azula opened the door to find every girlfriend Zuko had ever had. There were the ones he had had when he was younger, like, Sally Moore, Jordan Marks, Cho Chang, Lu Yen Maree, Mary Gold, Coco Coffin, Misao Lee, and Isobel Gratao and Lao Shoulhan, Gigi Wentworth, Audrey Pam-Bynes, Perri Price. Then his high school girlfriends, Amy Shander, Ria Jarman, Cecilia Voldo, Veronica Peters, Delia Mayers, Mai, of course, and Syra Banks.

"Holyyyy shittttt," dragged out each word, "Did I really have that many girlfriends?"

"Yup!" Azula said, "Your first ever girlfriend, you were six years old, here's Sally Moore. You dated for nine days, then you cheated on her with Jordan, whom you then dated for eleven days. Next came Cho, two years later, you dated her for two weeks then told her you were moving to Peru and started dating Lu Yen and Mary at the same time when you were eight. They each lasted a month, before they found out you were cheating on them." Azula had been gesturing to each girl as she talked and they all muttered 'hi' or glared at him, "And after that, a year later, you dated Coco for three weeks before you threw a worm at her, successfully ruining that relationship."

"Azula! Why are you doing this? I—"

But she cut him off and continued, "It is for your own good. Then we have Misao who you thought you loved but then got bored of and quit on her after a month and a half. Then we have Isobel, you dated her in seventh grade, you broke up with her for being annoying and went for her twin, Lao, you dated her for three days longer but dumped for the same reason. Then at camp before eighth grade you dated Gigi but told her you had died and dumped her. Then in eighth grade came your longer relationships, Audrey and Perri, they each got four months but you broke up with both of them for Lord-knows-what reason."

"Azula I don't think I should hear all of this, I think I got it, stop being a jerk."

"Zuko shut up and I will finish. And that's not what i was getting at," she gave him a glance that made Zuko think his sister DIDN'T totally despise him, "And now, onto the high school girlfriends; you had Amy, Ria, and Cecilia all freshman year, all at the same time. So, that ended with a bang, so of course sophomore year was your longest ever relationship, a year and a half with Mai, but after a while she bored you too," this was quite painful to hear, "And now we have after her, Veronica who you dated for an hour, had sex with, then never called back. Then Delia, whom you had sex with twice then dumped when we went to New York this summer, and then Syra who you dated at the beginning of this year for three and a half months before you went back to Mai, then cheated on her. And i won't even mention the other girls that i couldn't find, like Sandra Pierce, Lucy Emmes, Mia Nessesune, Lea Bursten, Mirra Sulsun, Kayla Stein, Carly Wells, Susan Dorphinkle, bad memories with her," Zuko shivered, "Dora Hale, Elizabeth Hale, Missy Mannerson, JJ Lewis, Moria Goldofsky, Zoe Hall, and so many more that you fucked then dumped." Zuko's first thought was amazment that Azula could remember all of these names.

"…" He stumbled incoherently.

"Zuko, don't you see? You fail all of your relationships and you will keep screwing them up unless you deal with it now! You have trust issues because of dad blah blah I get it but—"

"No you don't get it!"

"Look, if you screw up your relationship with Katara, you will be making a huge mistake, none of you relationships after her will ever work out," Zuko could tell his sister was pleading with him not to fuck this up. So he sighed and gave in.

The only problem was that Zuko did not know how to…

Zuko's been a busy boy...