The Other Animal Crossing Chapter 12: Bob Attacks, an animal crossing fanfic

The Other Animal Crossing

Shadow Aura 64

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LEGAL STUFF

I do not own Animal Crossing, or anything else by Nintendo for that matter. I only own Clyde and Craig.

Clyde and Agent S ventured out of the alleyway, Clyde getting ready to draw his sword, Agent S loading her pistols. The whole town was deserted. A page from a newspaper blew along the ground in the wind.

"No-one's here," said Clyde.

"Be careful, sidekick," said Agent S. "And put that sword away. You can't hit people with that thing from a distance. If we run into someone with a gun, you're fucked. Get your guns out."

"But I like swords," said Clyde. Agent S rolled her eyes. Clyde put the sword back, and took out his uzis.

"Any idea where the bomb is?" asked Agent S.

"No," said Clyde.

"Then we'll have to look for it, sidekick," said Agent S. Clyde and Agent S looked everywhere. They checks all the houses. They looked in the Competition Hall. They scouted Lyle's "Information center."

"Damn it, where the Hell is it?" growled Clyde. In all the time they had been looking, they had found nothing.

"Well, we haven't checked..." Agent S trailed off.

"What is it?" asked Clyde.

"Shhh!" hissed Agent S. "Listen!" Clyde strained his ears to hear a faint whistling. "Someone's here!" Agent S ran off in the direction of the sound. Clyde followed her. She led him into a narrow alleyway with a door at the end. "This is it," she whispered. She grabbed one of her pistols, and ran at the door.

"Wait, this is-" Clyde started, but Agent S had already kicked down the door. She ran inside, and shot randomly. "Stop!" called Clyde.

"What's going on?" Bren asked, looking up from his breakfast. Agent S pointed her gun at his head.

"Relax," said Clyde. "He's not with Redd."

"I'm not," said Bren, only slightly alarmed.

"Then what the Hell is he doing here?" demanded Agent S.

"I just live here," said Bren. He shrugged, and took another bite of his meal.

"Let him go," said Clyde. Agent S slowly lowered her gun.

"How are you, Clyde?" asked Bren.

"I wish I could chat, Bren, but you've got to get out of here," said Clyde.

"Why?" asked Bren.

"We're setting off the Beta Bomb," said Agent S. "Soon, this town will be nothing but a smouldering crater."

"But I live here," said Bren.

"Look, you can stay at my place until we get you a new home," said Clyde. "For now, you have to get out of here!"

"Alright," Bren sighed. He got up.

"Wait, do you know where the Beta Bomb is?" asked Agent S.

"Yes," said Bren. "It's underneath Redd's headquarters. Animals around here talk about it a fair bit. Redd is trying to figure out how to disarm it, tenkage."

"Excellent," said Agent S.

"Thanks for your help," said Clyde.

"You're welcome, tenkage," said Bren. The three of them exited Bren's house. Bren bid Clyde and Agent S, and ran off.

"Well, let's hurry up," said Agent S. "I'm not sure how much longer Nook can keep the battle going." They hurried over to Redd's headquarters.

"Damn, how do we get past the door?" said Clyde.

"We'll blast our war through," said Agent S. She reached for a grenade.

"Not so fast!" shouted a voice. Agent S and Clyde spun around. Bob was advancing towards them. "I've finally found you, pthhpth!"

"Ugh, you again?" said Clyde.

"You've met this guy before?" asked Agent S.

"You could say that," Clyde said, shrugging.

"That bastard got the better of me last time," said Bob. "But this time, things will be different!"

"Indeed they will be," said Agent S. She stepped forward. "Because this time, you'll be fighting me."

"What?" said Bob.

"You heard me," Agent S said, entering a fighting stance.

"I don't fight girls, pthhpth," said Bob.

"I've got no problem fighting a girl," said Agent S. "I don't see why you should." Clyde laughed. Bob gritted his teeth.

"You'll regret that!" he shouted. He ran at Agent S, but she disappeared. "What the-?" Agent S appeared behind Bob. There was a flash, and Bob was sent flying. He crashed into Redd's building.

"She's fast," thought Clyde. Bob slowly got up.

"What... the Hell..." he managed to say. Agent S chuckled.

"You should feel honoured," she said. "Not everyone can say that they were defeated by Agent S. Of course, that's because everyone that I defeat is dead, but you get my point."

"I will not lose to a girl!" Bob ran at Agent S. She jumped over him, and kicked him in the back of the head in mid-air. Bob collapsed. Agent S grinned. Bob yelled in anger, and ran at her, fists flying. She blocked all of his attacks, then countered with a kick to the stomach. Bob fell to his knees.

"What a pathetic fight," said Agent S. "I wasn't even going all-out." She walked over to him, and took out her gun. "Oh, well. Time to end this. I, Agent S, the omnipotent hitwoman, hereby-" Bob pulled out a gun and shot her in the shoulder. She collapsed.

"Agent S!" yelled Clyde. He ran over to her. Bob pointed his gun at Clyde, but he kicked him in the face, knocking him out. Clyde picked up Agent S. Her eyes were closed, and she wasn't breathing. "Damn it..." Clyde muttered quietly. He gently placed her on the ground, took one of her grenades, pulled out the pin, and threw it at Redd's building. The grenade exploded, blasting a hole in the wall. Clyde gently squeezed Agent S' hand, and walked into Redd's building. There was no-one inside. Clyde walked over to the elevator, and pressed the button. The doors opened. Clyde stepped in, and selected the basement. The elevator jolted slightly, and opened. Clyde walked out. He was in a large room. Inside was a large metal object labled "BETA 7-65." "This must be it," Clyde said. He walked over to the bomb. "Now, how do I sent it off...?"

"I strongly doubt that will be happening," said Craig, stepping out from behind the bomb.

"God damn it," said Clyde, drawing his sword.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: "What? Shadow Aura 64 updating twice in 24 hours? Is the sky falling? Have the seas turned to blood? Have the Four Horsemen arrived to wreak havoc and destruction upon us all?" Yeah, not so much. I just felt kind of bad for leaving you guys for ages without updating. Kind of. Don't get a big head. Anyway, here is Chapter 12 of The Other Animal Crossing. Enjoy. And I know I stole that joke off Malcolm in the Middle, but I don't care. They don't have lawyers anymore. I hope.