Not So Secret
By: Silverwolf
Itachi had stayed with Hana during the night. The last time she hadn't woke to the cries of the small animals. This left Itachi filling the dropper from a bowl and feeding he tiny animals alone. He couldn't say it bothered him.
No, what bothered him sits along a chair watching idly. How the heck had the blonde found him anyway? "I followed your chakra." Itachi looks at Deidara. Wondering a bit if the blonde was able to read his mind also. When he doesn't get an answer he decides it was only a fluke. Deidara watches the puppies crawl along the blanket within a box. "What the heck are you doing anyway?" Itachi picks up another puppy, "feeding it. You should try to be useful." Deidara gives Itachi a weird look. "Don't they have a mother for that?" Itachi shakes his head. The blonde leans back in the chair. Itachi sighs and waits. Just as the raven thought he was wrong the chair begins to slide forward. As it tilts Deidara falls towards the ground. The sound of the blonde shinobi hitting the floor echoes a bit. Hana's eyes open as she is jolted awake.
"Good job baka." Itachi's voice in monotone. Hana looks at Itachi. "What happened?" The Uchiha places the puppy back into the box. He pulls Hana into his lap. She nuzzles against him sleepily. "Deidara met the floor." Hana blinks unsure of the answer. Itachi points to the blonde sprawled across the clinic floor rubbing the back of his head. "Deidara, bomb expert... lacking in brain." The blonde goes to yell something at Itachi until he notices the kunoichi in Itachi's lap. "Holy shit. That's her, then?" Itachi narrows his eyes, "Get a funny idea and you'll be the next person I kill." Azure eyes narrow, "how can you be with someone so violent, yeah." Hana giggles slightly at the ending of Deidara's sentence and nuzzles against Itachi. "Well the way I see it, I'm not the one that has to worry." Deidara blinks; he had not expected that answer. The kunoichi tilts her head and nips at the side of Itachi's neck. The Uchiha gives a small growl. "Could you not screw in front of me, yeah." The comment sends Hana into a fit of giggles against Itachi's neck. Deidara does not seem amused. Itachi kisses Hana's forehead lightly. Deidara gags. Hana narrows her eyes, glaring at the blonde. "Then again, maybe she was made for you. She's kind of scary, yeah."
Hana watches the blonde. "You know if you're hair was lighter in shade. And you were a girl you could pass for Ino." Deidara blinks, "um, no...yeah" Hana holds out a hand, maintaining her spot in Itachi's lap. Deidara scrambles to a sitting position, he takes the kunoichi's hand lightly. "Deidara." Hana nuzzles against Itachi's neck; she blows a bit of air against the skin, "Inuzuka Hana." Deidara bursts into laughter upon hearing the Uchiha mewl.
"What the hell was that?" Hana kisses Itachi. "Him." Itachi nuzzles against Hana's neck. Deidara rises from where he's sitting and walks a circle around the pair. "What the hell is it, a special button? I've never heard him do that, yeah." Hana laughs. "You also don't lick the side of his neck and then blow air on it." Deidara makes a face. "Gross. And thanks for the image to vomit to, yeah." Hana kisses Itachi again; this time the Uchiha deepens the kiss a bit. "Hello, still here, yeah." Hana nuzzles against Itachi after he breaks the kiss. "Then go Deidara." The blonde doesn't speak before he hears the door opening. "Time to go lovebird, yeah." Itachi kisses Hana. She slides from his lap, "go before something happens." She hears her mother calling her as the pair disappear.