I feel so terrible about posting this today, because of the title. A family friend passed today and it was out of nowhere and I'm really upset. So please, no flames, okay?
This parody is to 'Take Me to Church' by Hozier, and in my opinion, this version is way better. I hate the original song and it disgusts me.
My life has got despair
It's the awkward to every day
Knowing Jax is way better
It's funny in every way
If I ever had a purpose
If I ever was worth it
I'd probably give you a real kiss
But, you know, I'm such a dick
I was born sick
Everyone knows it
My life has no high point
I'm always hitting rock bottom
The only girl I ever will have
Is the one who gave me birth
I am so sick
You guys hate it
Spells sending me to Hell
Die
Dying
Dying
Dying
Take me to school
And you'll tutor me for one month
On one subject
I know, I am so dumb
It's not my fault that
My poof takes all the IQ
Away from my pants
Tell Francisco
That I have always liked him
It was awkward
I was dating his daughter
But here is the truth
I'm just a jealous creep
Who really likes the name Sneeve
If he's so sexy and desirable
Why'd you open up your window?
To keep Janis in my life
My other women won't suffice
Try looking like me
Then you'll get me
Being ugly takes a big man
That's why I make next to no sense
Oh, he has got stubble?
But at least I'm your hubby
I am ugly
I look so ugly
Dawniel's a jerk
I look so bad
I know, I am disgusting
I'm sorry that I
Didn't get my mom's genes
I got my dad's!
I have a lot of scruff, JK!
It goes to my head
Wave at your dad
He sent me to detention
Where I see him
Jax is just smirking
At my misfortune
Why does he have everything?
Your dad! He still hates me!
No dad or a life
When my obsession begins
There is no better bicycle
Than Sheila my friend
In my garage-bedroom
That my mom made for me
Only there am I pretty
I'm called Princess Danny
Nooooooo
No
Dying
Dying
Dying
I am crying
Your dad has just expelled me
I knew that it
Had to happen but I thought
Because we had such
A terrible past,
You would work for me then
Take me back home
Mommy, I am going to cry
Just let me poop
It looks just like me!
And no one's my friend
This is extremely strange
I know, Meg is getting so bad
I love the last line. XD
A sweet review that'll make me smile would really help me out.