Super Mario Kart Grand Prix #12
Lakitu: Welcome to Super Mario Kart Grand Prix! Today the racers will be tackling... Choco Island 2!
Crowd: Cheers
Lakitu: Racers ready?
Racers: Ready!
Lakitu: On your marks... Get set... GO!
Luigi, DK Jr, Bowser and Toad: Get starting boosts
Peach: Engine explodes Aaaahh!
Yoshi: Drifts round the corner and overtakes Bowser
DK Jr: Grabs a red shell from the item panel and throws it at Luigi, who blocks it with a banana
Bowser: Knocks Koopa away into the offroad Take THAT you backstabbing idiot!
Koopa: AAARRGGGHHH!
Bowser: Haha! Gets stuck in the mud Oh, COME ON!
Luigi: Wow! Luigi's going to win! Also gets stuck in the mud NOOOOOOOO!
Yoshi and Toad are neck and neck
Yoshi: Licks Toad, so he spins out. Yoshi crosses the line Yoshiiii!
Lakitu: And Yoshi comes first!
Toad: Crosses the line Yeah! Awesome!
Lakitu: Toad places second!
DK Jr, Luigi, Bowser and Mario are tied
Mario: Grr... I need to stay in first! Pushes his foot down on the accelerator, but knocks DK Jr across the line
Lakitu: And Donkey Kong Jr gets third place!
Bowser: Smashes Mario and Luigi out the way and crosses the line
Lakitu: And finally, Bowser comes fourth! Let's see how that affects the leaderboards!
1st: Yoshi 38pts
2nd: Toad 35pts
3rd: Mario 33pts
4th: Koopa 32pts
5th: Peach 28pts
6th: Bowser 26pts
7th: DK Jr 23pts
8th: Luigi 13pts
Lakitu: Come back next time, for Vanilla Lake 1! The third track of the Star Cup!
Crowd: Cheer