Alright you all. You've been making me feel guilty. I've never gotten more pleasant reviews in a chapter than the last one! So I'm updating today so satisfy you dears ;3
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For Period 6 today we have something different, as said by the teacher. We're going to class 3-D because their teacher compromised some victory party.
And I bet I know why. It's probably to celebrate Utau's princess victory.
So our class is walking over to their class right now.
Except me, I'm skulking. But if I think about it now, why are only Nagi and I here?
"Rima-chan, listen, I--,"
"Wanna comfort me? Not gonna work again, ol' chum."
Ol' chum.
I used to laugh so much whenever I said that.
So yes, basically, I just tried to comfort myself. Epic failure.
Double epic failure.
"Mashiro!" says a smiling Utau at the door.
"Hoe-shina." Bleh. Even though I say it like that, she won't notice the difference.
"Eh? What's wrong, small fry? You seem sad that I was the top voted nominee."
"And you seem happy I wasn't even a nominee."
"Unhappy? What are you--,"
"Screw it, Hoe-shina, where's the party?" Changing subjects. Smart, Rima! Mental self-high five!
"Party? No. The other students are at P.E right now. I need to talk with you and that Fujisaki boy." About…? "About a certain cheating backstabbing hypnotizing attempted assasin."
…
She's talking about Elmo, right?
"I'm not talking about Elmo!"
Then she's definitley talking about Barney. I just know it, I can feel it in my veins that she—
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANY FICTIONAL TELEVISION CHARACTER, MASHIRO!"
Suddenly, the door vrooshed open revealing a wide-eyed Nagi.
"Where are the Snickers?"
"Sit down, kid, we gotta discuss." And so Utau put on her glasses, bunned her hair, and forced us to sit down. "And you must call me 'sensei'" So strict. "Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes." We both said.
"YES?!"
"Yes, sensei."
"That's better."
"WHAAAA--," Nagi and I screamed in sync.
"I can't believe--,"
"I KNOW!"
"So that's why you were forced to be in this school… And not even at your grade level either…"
"Yeah. Believe it or not you two, that Quiyhn girl was the one who drove me into this school. I wish Sanjo-san would've let me in the high school with Kukai…"
"What. So tell me again WHY she did that?" I asked.
"For the fifth time, small fry, she has been stalking me, hacking into my computer, and hypnotizing my fans because she wants me to promote her Prom campaign! And I told her no, because--," Looking over to my left, I see Nagihiko glaring sternly at Utau. And Utau going in hiding in a school reminds me of Ami Kawashima from Toradora.
"Hoshina-sensei." I started. "Why did you run for Prom Queen? And what about what Yua said--,"
"You ask too many questions, shortie." And you interrupt too much, Tallie. Okay, that was a lame comeback. "When I was in this school, I enrolled as Uma Tsukiyomi. But Tsukasa knew and spilled it to the whole school. Anyway, I was hiding behind a bathroom stall that day Blubbercheeks was bullying you."
And she just stayed there and didn't defend me? How helpful…
Sarcasm, my lovely people.
"And when I heard she was going to be Prom Queen, oh Kami, she wasn't doing it just to win. She wanted to KILL you, Mashiro. And I'll explain more on that when I can. You must've really done something to her for her to hate you so much. So I knew if she didn't get pass the preliminaries, no problem. I knew if I ran, I'd be one Princess. And I knew I needed two more to block her out. That's where you and Yua came in, but apprarently Yua knew that girl, so everything was screwed. Basically, Mashiro, you better watch out. I hate to say it, but there's a good chance she might win."
I gulped in panic.
Why ME? What did I ever do?!
Oh my gosh, don't tell me...
She can't be my dentist in disguise! I forgot to floss yesterday, please forgive me...
"You are now dismissed, class."
I couldn't sleep tonight.
I really can't, with the truth that there's someone in our school who wants to kill me.
And I'm dealing with someone dangerous enough to hack in Utau's computer system and hypnotize her fans…
I'm desparate now.
Knocking on the door, I took deep breaths and tried to clear my mind.
…
…
FAIL.
"Rima-chan?"
"Nagihiko, can I sleep with you tonight?" He stared intentley at me with a flustered look on his face that didn't know how to respond.
"Um, R-Rima-chan, I-I think we're t-t-too young for that…" That's not exactly what I meant.
"Idiot Nagi." I whispered loud enough for him to hear. "Let me share a bed with you."
"Why?" Why?
Why?!
How do I answer?
"Will you catch my nightmares and lock them away and throw the key away?" I gritted though my teeth. Smile!, a voice in my head told me. And indeed I did. Painfully.
He chuckled.
"Only for the girl who wanted to sleep with me~"
"Idiot Nagi."
—five minutes later—
UGH!!
THERE'S NO OXYGEN TO THINK ABOUT HAVING NIGHTMARES.
HE'S HUGGING ME TO DEATH!
I. AM. SUUUFFFOOOCCAATTIIINNGGG!!!!
"Na-gi-hi-ko…" I managed to breath out. "Quiynh…"
"That's it!" he said, suddenly sitting up straight. "Talent show, Rima do you remember her act?!"
"I didn't give a damn about the other oppenents."
"RIMA! SHE WAS THE HYPNOTIST! SHE IS THE REASON WHY TSUKASA WAS SO COOKOO YESTERDAY!"
"I thought he was cookoo because he's Tadase's uncle."
"Rima! She CHEATED."
D:
"Say what, now?!"
Hypnotist+Cookoo Tsukasa=
"Rima, she--,"
"She hypnotised Tsukasa to say that Utau was here! She hypnotised Tsukasa to make Utau first place and make me discouraged! She hypnotised Tsukasa so that she would pass the preliminaries!" It all makes sense now! How could I have not seen this before?! "She's doing this because I beat her in the talent show and Prom campaign last year. I just know it. I mean, I should've noticed earlier! There's no way 'Uma Tsukiyomi' would've gotten so many votes!"
"You. Are smarter than I would have ever thought."
Why thank you ;3 You realized.
"So what are we going to do?"
"We are going to devise an ingenious, diabolical plan to ruin her campiagn, then we'll do everything in our might to embarrass her, thus, causing her to back down from the crown. Utau and Yua will quit, and you will have the Prom Queen hold. And after that, we can get my pregnant mom to sit on her until she dies."
Sounds like a plan
And you will be my Prom Jack!
YOUR MOM IS PREGNANT?!
"Dude, your mom is pregnant?!" But how— "How would you know?"
"She, um, she sent me a picture on my cell phone of her bulging tummy."
I hope it's a girl. That way Nagihiko will be the free, rebellical son. Then I can have more time with him.
"Whatever. I just can't wait until I make you mine~"
"Did you say something?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just sleepy~"
There. No more updates until Valentine's. Deal with it. I am sleepy, and I am cranky right now.
Good night all.
(Reviews are nice~)