Mission Charades
By zeilfanaat
Title LOLMac: LOLRower
Caption: invizubel rowing machine
Mouse-over text: He's up a creek without a paddle. Actually, he doesn't even have a creek.
Posted: September 10, 2014
Link: www. lolmac. livejournal. com(forwardslash) 467998. html
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Spoilers: slight spoiler for Urgo.
On the bench across from O'Neill were Sam, Daniel and Teal'c.
"You're eating a meal?" Daniel proposed. "You mean the time you and Teal'c were stuck in that time loop and you kept having to eat froot loops?"
Jack shook his head, and once again struck the pose.
"I believe, O'Neill is holding reigns to invisible equines," Teal'c stated. "Are you referring to the time you were stuck to the gate room wall?" Sam and Daniel looked a little confused at the connection, but since Jack shook his head once more, they just shrugged and tried to guess again.
"You're making something - do you mean the time when you got that Ancient download, Sir?"
"Oh, for crying out loud!" Jack exclaimed. He began to sing while exaggerating the movements.
"Row, row, row your bench,
Gently down the hall!
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
I'm having such a ball!"
Teal'c frowned. "That is not how the song goes, O"Neill."
"Just guess, Teal'c!" Jack said through gritted teeth.
At the blank looks his team was giving him, Jack looked towards the ceiling with a sigh, then back at his team. "Urgo! I'm referring to what happened when we were influenced by this Urgo fellow!"
The End