NOKAY MY LUSTERS! SINCE MANY HAD REQUESTED FOR ME TO MAKE AN INUxMAID-S. CROSSOVER, HERE IT IS!~

P.S: IM SORRY FOR THOSE WHO REQUESTED A DIGIMON AND GUARDIANS CROSSOVER BUT SORRY IM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE TWO SO GOMENASAI!

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Akuma wa, Shitsuji-sama!

Inuyasha X Maid-sama

KagomeXUsui

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Usui Takumi, a green eyed slacker of the infamous Seika gakuen is currently lounging on the rooftop sucking on a lollipop. He watched boredly as the class president; Ayuzawa Misaki, former interest and current nemesis as she liked to put it, instructed the whole student body to straight themselves up.

It seems that someone important will arrive at Seika. If he recalled correctly, it was Ayuzawa`s distant cousin from Tokyo who transferred here for some peace. He vaguely remember Ayuzawa running up a storm to turn the whole Seika upside down in order to make their notorious school look tolerable at least.

"Welcome to Seika Higurashi-dono!" Raising a brow at the flashy confetti and stuff, he redirected his attention to the new comer and felt his eyes gleamed in amusement.

It seems that Ayuzawa will have trouble straightening this one.

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Kagome nearly jumped three feet in the air when confetti started raining down on her the time she stepped inside the premises of her new school.

"GAH! Kagome-kun, what are you wearing?!" ah, the beautiful sound of her favorite cousin`s scolding.

"Well Saki-chi, I didn't like the uniform you sent me so I improvised a bit." She replied in a nonchalant tone, her voice an octave deeper.

She reached out and grabbed hold of Misaki`s arm and pulled, encasing the petite student president inside the warm confines of her arms.

"Maa, maa, forget my uniform.. Im here!" Misaki, despite the gawking student body, laughed uncharacteristically before hugging the cross dressing female back.

"Welcome to Seika Kagome-kun!"

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"HOEEEEEEE?!" Usui looked up from finishing the garnish of the café`s specialty omelet when Tenchou`s panicked voice reached him from the kitchen. Passing the food to Erika who nodded in thanks, he walked out of the kitchen and into the dressing room where he heard Satsuki`s alarmed pitch.

"N-No.. This is BAD! If Bara-san`s ( A/N: BARA MEANS ROSE, SO YEAH! IM ON THIS FIC, FUCK YEAH!) sick, who`ll cook for the café?... What?! You knew that Gome-kun is a disaster when it comes to cooking so don't let him near the kitchen!" Usui listened in fascination as their bubbly Tenchou panicked around the room.

"HA?! You just cant let some stranger inside the café!... Its not the POINT!... No. yes, uh-huh…. BUT I Don-" Satsuki halted when she noticed Usui for the first time during her mid turn from pacing inside the room..

"…."

*Stare~*

"…."

*Stare~*

"…."

"…. Moshi mosh, Yumeko-kun, don't worry I`ll send the best cook out there….

Yes…..

okay….

NO!... Then stop joking around!" she slammed the phone shut and looked at Usui with tear brimmed eyes filled with innocence and Usui cant help but to sweatdrop..

"Ne, Takumi-kun~"

"Got it Taichou." Usui smiled softly when Satsuki began crying tears of joy. Even thou he only works here to ease boredom, he still considers working at Maid latte a truly treasuring time indeed.

"You're a life saver Takumi-kun.. Im sorry for bothering you but I promise I`ll repay you somehow…" Satsuki pulled a piece of paper and began scribbling on it.

"Now, Takumi-kun, I`ll send your heroic assistance to my brother`s café. This shouldn't be that far and can be reached by walking.. Simply turn down the corner and you can see a banner with the hijeriko sign in it.. After turning a couple of turns, walk two blocks before turning left.. You can see my brother`s café quite clearly since its pretty big compared to Made latte…" Satsuki said a couple more directions before he vaguely heard Misaki entered the room.

"My brother`s café is pretty popular with the ladies while this café is to men… And its really well known because of my brothers workers.. Its called The Butler Haven, pretty coo-"

*SMASH!*

"Ah Misa-chan! Are you ok?" The shock and horror on Misaki`s face intrigued Usui to no end… Why is she so scared. She even looked paler and her right brow was twitching…

Unless.

"Gah! Takumi-kun, you can go now… I`ll take care of Misaki and this mess." His devious smirk on place, he walked out from the back exit and started trekking towards the butler café.

His little maid is hiding secrets and he cannot stop himself from knowing what.

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"T-tenchou! Tell me where that perverted alien is going!" Misaki asked Satsuki.

"Eh?! My brother`s café is lacking staffs so is send Takumi-kun to help…" Ignoring the confuse look of her boss, Misaki sprinted towards her locker and slammed the door open.

Ripping her worn bag, she threw the cover off and fished out her crimson cellphone. Punching the dials so fast that her phone started showing signs of breaking, she hastily putted it on her ear and waited for the person to answer.

A couple tense rings later, the familiar voice of her favorite relative flowed out of the receiver.

"Saki-chi, What`s wrong?"

"Kagome-kun-!"

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0_0…. USUI`S GOING TO FIND EVEN MORE THINGS TO BLACKMAIL AYUZAWA WITH…. HAIYXXXXX KAGOME`S GOING TO FIND HERSELF BEING PLAYED BY USUI AT THIS POINT..

JA NE~!