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posted January 30, 2009 03:34 AM
"Er..." said The Thief...
This isn't how it goes!
It annnoyed The Thief that she seemed to be finding this amusing..
The thief stood up to his full height..
"That's none of your bussiness, missy! I work for someone pretty high up you bet!" he said, pointing the crossbow towards."Now hand over the box! I know you 'ave it!"
Merrylan looked around bewildered, Alice was lying on the floor..
He ran to help her up..
"Come on.." he said, helping her up."How arre you feeling?"
The Wizard woke up.. and banged his head...
damn! i was doing SO well! I had ity in the palm of my hands and those feegles had to take it!
He seemed to be in a small muddy cave...barely big enough to fit him.. he shuffled his way towards the hole to escape..
"Ach! Ye Bigjob!" said a Feegle, jumping on the wizards pigeon chest and heatbutting him directly between the eyes..
[ February 28, 2009, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Tad and The IT ]
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posted January 30, 2009 08:05 AM
Lilah sighed, and grabbed the crossbow, wrenching it out of the thiefs hand.
"These are an outside toy" she told him, disarming it. She then pushed past the thief, and walked out of the store. She paused in the doorway though.
"as far aas i know, the box has been destroyed." she said to the thief. "oh and also..." she waved his wallet at him, which she'd filched out of his pocket when she pushed past. " I'll be keeping an eye on you. I want to see exactly how long you live..." with that, she was gone.
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Video games dont affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids we'd all be running around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music...
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posted January 30, 2009 11:47 AM
The Thief stood at the doorway of the shop, bewildered, with his mouth a perfect O.. she wasn't meant to do that! she was meant to cower and tell me everything she knew!
he patted his trousers..
The ***** stole my wallet!
"Oh, gods...The Boss aint gonna be happy.." he muttered to himself, and skulked off..
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posted January 30, 2009 12:31 PM
Stupid Wizard, why do we need him Cathel leaned back to head butt him again
STOP we need him conscious Iona shouted shaking her head
Look Togo aye want ye to touch the wizard nothin to bad should happen but if it is magic that is just caught on you or if something is possessing the reaction will show which
Iona signalled the feegles to hide
Donnit worry they are afraid of ye, now please aye will just be over here and Iona and Cathel jumped behind a large shield
Miles away a large bird with a blue speck was nearing Lancre,
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posted January 30, 2009 12:50 PM
Lilah barged into the watchhouse.
"is sgt Jeannie in?" she asked the dwarf at the counter. He shook his head. "Could i please have a piece of paper and a pencil?"
He handed her what she was after, and lilah wrote a quick note to Jeannie, detailling her run in with the thief.
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posted January 30, 2009 01:01 PM
Togo gingerly went over to the unconcious man, he touched his forhead...sparks flew off, the world went fuzzy, Togo thought he could hear a scream...a minature black hole leaked out of his hands, sucking all the light out of the tunnel, The feegles fleed out, as the hole became bigger, Togo still grasping the man's head...
Cathel hit Togo across the head, Togo crossed his eyes and fell on the floor.. the black hole fanished, the earth stopped rumbling and the wizard was cowering in the corner, rocking back and forth..
"K-k-keeep him away from me!" screamed The Wizard..
"This aint good, Cathel.." mumbled Runt..
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Miles and miles away, across the sto plains and up into the ramtops, Raymundd Togoin Goibnui, Togo's father, walked down the dirt path up to Bad Ass...
Raymundd looked up at the blue sky and saw a small bird swerve towards Granny's cottage, there was a small blue blur on top of the bird.. there was a splat..Raymundd looked at his shoulder...
"I just cleaned this shirt you know you filthy pigeon!" yelled Raymundd, shaking his fists. "learn to use the outhouse like everyone else!"
Merrylan left the watch house, in search of Togo.. The girl who'd helped him in the snow, Lilah barged past him..
"Ssome people have no rrespect!" he said..
The Thief looked at his feet in front of Lord Alzabaar..
"You WHAT!" Roared Alzabaar..
"Sorry, boss...but-" said the thief."-..but she said it had been destroyed...but my last report from The Wizard said he'd found it...that was a while ago.."
"Must have stolen it for himself!" growled Alzabaar.."Send someone after him!"
"But-" moaned The Thief..
"I don't want to hear it Thief! just summon an assasin!"
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posted January 30, 2009 01:28 PM
"AH Criven we need a hag, this is bad someone drag that wizard out he is off no use now"
Four feegles dragged the wizard muttering stupid bigjob no good
"i think we need to keep Togo here until we get a message as anywhere else it will either kill him or turn him into something i'm not sure what this is i need to talk to the other kelda"
Iona lay on the bed took a drop of potion and shut her eyes.
The pigeon dropped the feegle, "AHHHHH" CRASH
Granny suddenly awoke from her borrowing "What was that" she wlaked down stairs and into the backgarden and saw a small blue unconscious feegle
"oh great i'll get some alcohol"
Granny Weatherwax put it under his nose, Billy awoke
"Ah Crivens my parchute still needs work, mistress Hag i have a message for you from Kelda Iona of the Ankh-Morpork Feegle clan
ankh-morpork had feegles they really are everywhere
"ok give me the note" she quickly read the letter
"well this is not good, feegle we have to the Nanny Oggs, follow me, and hurry this is very bad two very close both different but both similar, i haven't seen this before"
Billy suddenly became very worried something Granny Weatherwax doesnnit ken this is very Bad, Waily Waily
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posted January 30, 2009 04:57 PM
Raymmund left Nanny Oggs cottage, with his prize pig, Joe, happy and oinking again..
"Thank you Nanny.." said Raymundd happily..
he walked out of the house and back down to his house.. he passed Granny Weatherwax, she looked strangely worried, that was NEVER a good sign..
The feegles dumped The Wizard outside The Watch house door.. he lay there muttering, wide eyed and shaking..
it rained..
Merrylan went to help The Wizard up..he backed away madly..
"Aaack! Those Blue Monsters! Those Blue Monsters! THEY TOOK THE BOX! They made HIM touch me! such horrors! SUCH HORRORS!" He wailed, twitching madly..
"Get off me! You nutter!" said Merrylan, and left The Wizard, lying on the streets..
Were could Togo be!
The Wizard crawled through the alleyways...back to the university...back to were he was safe.. away from mad lords, and boxes, and HIM.. a dark figure jumped out from the shadows..
"Wizard.." he muttered."You done a bad thing, betraying The Boss like that... I might be able to help you if you give me the box.."
The Wizard got up, hands raised.."Wh-who are you!"
The shadow smiled.."I am The Assasin.."
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posted January 30, 2009 05:31 PM
Nann ogg was standing her doorway waving of the man, "granny whats up"
"well not much possible end of discworld or at least most of the people on discworld or and before i forget have you got anything for a feegle" Granny weather wax give a worried smile
"oh that bad, sure feegle help your self to my scrumble" and the feegle was off in a flash
"do you remember Togo" asked Granny Weatherwax
"well yes i delivered him, his mother was very ill with him if i rember correct something about bad blood on the fathers side of course, and he was always so clumsy, fell over a blade of grass once"
"well i got a letter from the Kelda of Ankh-Morpork"
"wait a sec there are feegles in Anhk-Morpork, well they are everywhere now aren't they"
there was a loud burp in the kitchen
"Anyway" Granny scowled "Togo is carring magic around and has found his distant vampire cousin and is not able to control it, also more worring a young girl is also carring magic a very different kind one we have met before and they are trying to get though her in discworld again"
"oh"
"so i think we find Agnes and go down to Ankh-Morpork and figure out what to do"
"well i always love a good trip right, lets find agnes and tomorrow we set off, feegle return to your Kelda tell her we are coming to help"
the feegle got up after serval falled attemps to stand and walked to the door and fell over with a hic
"So Togo how come you are related to a vampire it seems a bit odd and the timing of finding out and stuff seems ti close together to be an accident," pondered Cathel "oh and before i forget of course the dog can talk"
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posted January 30, 2009 05:45 PM
Alice rubbed her head as Merrylan helped her up, she felt like she should be pawing at her ears, or wriggling her nose, and she felt an odd craving for carrots
"I feel," she mumbled, light headedly, in response to Merrylan's question, "like I could quite use a nap," almost before she could finish the sentence, she was well out like a light, and Merrylan left her to sleep on the bench
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posted January 30, 2009 06:02 PM
"Er...So the dog can talk? right right.." said Togo, peering at the dog suspiciously.."Well, you see..Merrylan was related to my great great great grandfather somehow.. he wasn't always a vampire, you see...he left Lancre to go travelling, and got bitten by Count Allpire in Uberwald.. he came back to Lancre and had a few children, who went away.." said Togo, trying to think.."But, there was this old family gossip, that he actually WAS my great great grandfather, and he slept with his brothers wife when he came back to Lancre.." he tried to chuckle, to convince himself it was only gossip.."He then moved to Ankh Morpork, he kept in touch, and just recently he sent a letter saying i could share his lodging in Mrs Cakes.. Er... do you think HE might be related to the problem? also... the dog really CAN talk?"
Merrylan hoped the best for Alice, as he left her once again.. he walked through the streets of Anh Morpork.. were could he be? those feegles had taken him...now were would a feegle hive be?
The Asassin dropped the limp body of The Wizard in the alley..
"No bloody use.." he said turning to The Thief, who was still glancing at the dead Wizard.."He didn't have the box...but he had such madness in his eyes...like he'd seen something terrible.."
The Thief shrugged."Come on...lets go inform the boss.."
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posted January 30, 2009 06:30 PM
"Ah criven you haven't got a clue have you yes the dog can talk, and this vampire thing is more important than you think do you think they could exist with out magic"
Over in Lancre the three witches had written the letter "ok it ready" stated Granny "are sure we can put a joke in it "pleaded Nanny ogg "No jokes"
She put the feegle on top of the pigeon and attached the letter to him and then tied the feegle to the pigeon "ok pigeon to Ankh-Morpork
"Nanny how due you fancy a trip to Togos old house, come along Agnes its all good experience"
"yes Granny" mumble Agnes
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posted January 30, 2009 06:43 PM
Raymundd Goibnui was in front of the mirror, combing carfully what strands of hair he had left on the top of his head.. he looked out of the window, adjusted his glasses and called for his wife..
"What is it Ray! The children are in the middle of their bath!" yelled Mrs Goibnui.."But you can wash 'em if you want!"
"It's the Witches!" yelled Raymundd...after a few seconds he heard the thumps of his wife running down the stairs..
"Ohgodwhydidn'tyousay?Doyouthinkthere'stimetocleanup?shallIgetsometeareadywhatdo.."
"Calm down love!" said Raymundd..
The door opened, Ray gulped..
MR WIZARD? ER...THAT IS YOUR NAME ISN'T IT? FOR SOME REASON I DON'T HAVE YOUR NAME..
"I cannot recall having a name.."said The Wizard..
"they just call me Wizard..even when i was a baby.."
... RIGHT...IT SEEMS YOU'RE NOT DUE FOR A DEATH...I'M SORRY..
"BUT I GOT STABBED!" yelled The Wizard..
IN MY OPINION IT'S PROBABLY SOETHING TO DO WITH THE BOX..
"Wait! what do YOU know about the box!" yelled Wizard.. but he was gone...
The Wizard stayed in the darkness for a while, but gave up and awoke..
he looked around, for some reason everything looked much clearer...as if he hadn't cleaned his glasses for a while, and suddenly got a new pair..
he looked down at his Zombie self...there seemed to be a dagger stuck through his chest..
"Ah.."
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posted January 30, 2009 06:48 PM
"Hello, its a lovely evening tonight don't think Raymundd Goibnui" Nanny oggs stepped in the house taking in every small detail
"we are here to talk about Togo" Granny could of sworn she saw a small twitch
"this is Agnes, go make some tea"
"Yes Granny muttermutter"
"Now i understand he had left for Ankh-Morpork, and there is a spot of bother down there and we need to know everything" Granny had a grim face now
"Teas ready" called Agnes
"ah good now we can start, is there anything you want to tell me"
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posted January 30, 2009 06:55 PM
Raymundd sat down...worried...
"Er...what would you want to know?" he said.."It was only a few weeks ago he left.. he'd been dying to go for ages...frankly I thought he was nuts, I told him, he'd have a perfectly good life her, tending to my prize pig, but...well, he's young and he wanted to make something of himself in Ankh Morpork..you know kids.. what sort of problem...mistress Weatherwax?"
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