Authors Note: Another Chapter before I get shipped off to school. YUCK! I so dont want to go back. Anyways, help me out? Make this story more entertaining my dropping a suggestion or comment or review! I love reviews. They are the bestest! - I totally just made a new word. No but seriously, I need reviews TO LIVE. Just kidding, I just want to know what you guys are think? Know why? CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! I'm tired, and just survived my first Earthquake while multitasking and preparing for a hurricane, which is probably why the characters might not sound like they normally do, and this Authors Note doesn't sound like normal ol' me. Well! Thanks for reading!
EDIT: Second Author's note: As much as I loved writing for you all, this story doesn't seem to be getting anywhere anytime soon. SO I'm changing it to "complete". Is it honestly complete? Probably not. So be aware, it MIGHT still have more chapters, just not anytime soon. That's why it's in the complete section from now on. Thank you all so much for all the lovely reviews and putting me on your alerts/favorites, it means a ton!
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MsFutureBroadway: Oh lovely! Everyone's online! With the school year quickly approaching, I think we should discuss how we are going to get new recruits.
HeadBitch: Oh I got an idea!
MsFutureBroadway: Really? Please do share so I can get on to my thoughts and concerns.
HeadBitch: Alright well.. let's umm, NOT send people to crack houses.
MsFutureBroadway: I thought everyone was over that?
HeadBitch: Well guess what RuPaul? I'm not. Are you getting a stabbing pain in your arm?
MsFutureBroadway: That makes no sense Santana. Why in the world would my arm be in pain?
HeadBitch: I'm stabbing a voodoo doll that I thought looked enough like you to work.
MsFutureBroadway: Well thank Grilled Cheesus. I thought you were following me and was about to injure me. Or go all Lima Heights. Both are equally as frightening.
HeadBitch: I would hide if I were you.
TeenageDream: Wait, whats this about a crack house?
MrFabulous: You know that Sunshine girl from Vocal Adrenaline? She used to go to McKinley. Was about to audition for New Directions too, but when she asked where the auditions were, Rachel sent the poor girl to a crack house. She said it was for the team, and I would get even less solos with her around.
TeenageDream: Well thats not rude at all.
MsFutureBroadway: Thank you Blaine! I knew I loved you for a reason.
TeenageDream: Uh Rach, not to offend you or anything, but my comment was sarcastic.
MrFabulous: Berry! Stay far, far away from my boyfriend.
FinnIsCool!: Same goes to you, Blaine!
TeenageDream: Wait what? What did I do?
FinnIsCool!: Obviously Rachel, said she loved you. So, Anderson, stay far, far away from my girlfriend.
TechnicolorZebra: Who's Anderson?
TeenageDream: I'm pretty sure it's me.
TechnicolorZebra: That doesn't make any sense.
TeenageDream: Well my name is Blaine Anderson.
TechnicolorZebra: No, I thought your name was Blaine Warbler.
TeenageDream: Nope.
TechnicolorZebra: Are you messing with me?
TeenageDream: No, I'm afraid I'm not.
TechnicolorZebra: I feel like my whole life has been a lie.
MsFutureBroadway: I guess I never knew his real name either.
Biebelicious: I think we all kind of assumed it was Blaine Warbler because thats what he answers to.
HeadCheerio: How did Finn know though?
FinnIsCool!: I know because I walked into Kurt's room. He leaves his notebooks open.
TechnicolorZebra: Awwee!
GavelGuy: I'm missing something here.
FinnIsCool!: Kurt never plays attention in class cuz' he's "too smart for these neanderthals that surround him". Instead of notes his notebook is covered in doodles. Usually hearts surrounding a phrase, either "Blaine", "Courage" or "Mr. Hummel-Anderson". I just assumed the Anderson part was Blaine.
MrFabulous: That is private and embarrassing Finn! You shouldn't be going through my stuff!
TeenageDream: I find it adorable, Mr. Hummel-Anderson. Don't be embarrassed.
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: He only finds it adorable because, he does the same thing.
MrFabulous: Really?
TeenageDream: Really.
Puckasaurus: Alright, I'm official bored out of my mind, and done listening to Kurt and Hobbit be lovey. It's gross.
MrFabulous: After all the disturbing comments your make about your sex life, you find me and Blaine gross?
Puckasaurus: It's different because my sex life is amazing. Jealous?
MrFabulous: Nope, not in the slightest.
Puckasaurus: Hummel, you're still being a prude aren't you?
MrFabulous: Nope, not in the slightest.
FinnIsCool!: TMI! I don't want to hear about that. Wait, you guys are being safe right? Kurt's not pregnant?
MrFabulous: Yes, and for the LAST TIME: I can not, possibly, ever, never get pregnant, even if I wanted too.
HeadCheerio: Trust me, you don't want to.
MrFabulous: Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
Puckasaurus: Well, is anyone going to do something interesting? If not I'm leaving.
MsFutureBroadway: No! We, we could play a game.
Puckasaurus: What do you have in mind, princess?
MsFutureBroadway: Truth or dare?
MrFabulous: I'm sorry Rachel, but how are we supposed to know if the person does the dare? Do I need to remind you we are speaking via internet? We can't see each other.
MsFutureBroadway: Well, we could just do the truth parts. -but if someone chooses dare, whatever they are dared to do, they just have to take a picture or video and post it on facebook. Adds to the embarrassment of the dare because everyone, (not just us) can see it.
MrFabulous: Alright Diva, I'm in.
Puckasaurus: Well I can't miss this.
FinnIsCool!: Can I go first?
MsFutureBroadway: Of course.
FinnIsCool!: Blaine: truth or dare?
TeenageDream: DARE!
FinnIsCool!: You're with Kurt right?
TeenageDream: Yeah? That's not a dare, dude.
FinnIsCool!: You're right, the dare is to make-out with him, like intense make-out. Get into it. Don't forget to post the picture/video.
HeadBitch: Me likey! No shirts! No shirts! Lose the pants too if you'd like.
FinnIsCool!: Yeah, what she said, you have to lose the shirts.
Biebelicious: No offense but Finn, you're not turning gay are you? Not that I care but, Kurt is your step-brother. Am I the only one a little grossed out about Finn wanting Klaine to make-out?
Puckasaurus: Yeah! Whats up with that Hudson?
FinnIsCool!: Just payback. Revenge, if you may.
TechnicolorZebra: Finn, please stop being cryptic, it's getting on my nerves.
FinnIsCool!: What's cryptic mean? Doesn't that have something to do with dead people?
TechnicolorZebra: Oh Grilled Cheesus! Just explain your revenge.
FinnIsCool!: Oh, Kurt showed my mom my browser history the other day, I got my xbox taken away. So, Burt has a facebook, he's friends with both Kurt and Blaine, which means when the video/pictures get posted, they have to sit through a sex-talk, which is hilarious because Kurt freaks out about that kind of stuff.
Puckasaurus: So Hummel, IS being a prude still!
FinnIsCool!: Not sure, and don't want to know.
MsFutureBroadway: I'm proud of you Finn, even though the revenge is against my fellow diva and friend, your plan was very well thought out.
TeenageDream: Posted!
MrFabulous: I hate you Finn Hudson. I hate you so much.
FinnIsCool!: Love you too bro!
MrFabulous: Blaine, I think it's your turn.
TeenageDream: Alright, fine. Kurt: truth or dare?
MrFabulous: Do you have to ask? Truth.
TeenageDream: If you had to kiss a girl, who would it be?
MrFabulous: Brittany, duh.
BrittanySPierce: Does that mean we get to kiss again Kurtie?
MrFabulous: No honey, I'm a dolphin remember?
BrittanySPierce: Are your hands still really soft?
MrFabulous: I'm pretty sure.
BrittanySPierce: Do you still taste like coffee and vanilla?
TeenageDream: Yes, yes he does.
BrittanySPierce: Then I bet Kurtie would get along with my pet duck, Fluffy. They taste the same.
GavelGuy: Do I even want to know?
TechnicolorZebra: No. Can it be my turn?
Biebelicious: Sure.
TechnicolorZebra: Puck: truth or dare?
Puckasaurus: Dare. Truths are for for girls... and Kurt. No offense.
MrFabulous: None taken.
TechnicolorZebra: Fine, Puck, I dare you to dye your mohawk. And not just any color. You have to dye it pink.
Puckasaurus: What? That will totally ruin my bad-ass reputation.
TechnicolorZebra: Your the one that chose dare. Get to it Puck!
HeadCheerio: How long does it take to dye a mohawk?
Puckasaurus: Not long, I'm already done, the picture is posted.
HeadCheerio: Where did you get pink hair dye that fast?
Puckasaurus: My sister had some.
HeadCheerio: Sure, sure. My turn?
MrFabulous: People need to stop asking for turns, just go! It's like Rachel constantly asking Mr. Shue to use the bathroom.
HeadCheerio: Fine, fine. Other Asian: truth or dare?
Pop&LockAsian: I thought everyone forgot about me! The way the dares are looking, I'll go with truth.
Puckasaurus: Wimp.
HeadCheerio: If you had to cheat on Tina, who would you cheat with?
FinnIsCool!: Of course Quinn would bring up a cheating question.
MsFutureBroadway: How Cliché.
Pop&LockAsian: Well another asian I guess. Or Brittany, but that would just cause a ton of Glee drama, so no, I take that back. Plus, I would NEVER cheat on Tina, we have an Asian future planned.
BrownEyedAsian: Good answer. Well my turn! Rachel: truth or dare?
MsFutureBroadway: Dare!
Puckasaurus: Didn't see that one coming.
BrownEyedAsian: Neither did I Puck, now I have to think. Take off all your clothes, besides your underwear and go dance down the street, singing at the top of your lungs "Party In The USA".
MsFutureBroadway: All? All my clothes? I can't! I could get arrested or kidnapped something!
TechnicolorZebra: Too bad.
Puckasaurus: Being arrested isn't so bad. You wouldn't last a day in Juvie though, so stay away from ATMs.
MsFutureBroadway: I cannot believe I'm doing this.
Puckasaurus: Whew! My turn! My turn! Mercedes: truth or dare
TechnicolorZebra: Dare.
Puckasaurus: Propose to Karofsky.
TechnicolorZebra: No way! After everything with Kurt?
Puckasaurus: YOU MADE ME DYE MY MOHAWK PINK!
TechnicolorZebra: FINE! but mark my words: I'll have my revenge Puck. And you will regret this.
MsFutureBroadway: I posted my video. Do you want to borrow my video camera for your dare Mercedes? Finn and I can come with you to make sure nothing bad happens with Karofsky.
TechnicolorZebra: That would be great, thanks Rachel.
MsFutureBroadway: I have to have a turn first though! Wes and David: truth or dare?
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Dare duh!
MsFutureBroadway: Would you mind making a trip to Lima?
GavelGuy: Nope, whats the dare?
MsFutureBroadway: Steal something important from Sue Sylvester, the McKinely High cheerleading coach.
MrFabulous: That is a MURDER mission! R.I.P. guys. You'll be missed. Oh? And if you mention Porcelain when you get caught, I will get you a kitten. I will let you fall in love with the kitten. Then I'll punch you both in the face. No bullying policy be damned.
GavelGuy: How the hell did you come up with that threat?
MrFabulous: Sue said it to Mr. Shue once, I would have found it hilarious, but I knew she was serious.
GavelGuy: Why can't we say Porcelain?
MrFabulous: Cause that's my name. Just go do your dare!
GavelGuy: David, I'm kind of scared.
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: None, sense! Let me have a turn first, Santana: truth or dare?
HeadBitch: DARE!
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Get ahold of a Crawford Country Day uniform, and wear it to cheerleading practice one day instead of your uniform.
HeadBitch: That could get me kicked off the team!
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: I don't care.
MrFabulous: You quit last year, you can manage getting fired this year.
HeadBitch: Shove it, Hummel.
MrFabulous: Hey! Just pointing out the obvious! Finn! Truth or dare?
FinnIsCool!: Dare!
MrFabulous: Sing a love ballad to Mr. Shue, and when you get done kiss him on the cheek and give him a hug. Oh! Wink at him while your singing or something, it has to be completely convincing!
FinnIsCool!: Dude!
MrFabulous: Yo!
FinnIsCool!: Whoa, never thought I would hear you say that. You could make an awesome gangster now that I think about it.
MrFabulous: No! No! We are NOT even having this discussion.
TeenageDream: I have a dare to Tina and Brittany!
BrownEyedAsian: Alright.
TeenageDream: Brittany is really preppy, and you're goth, so before school, switch clothes. It would be awesome.
BrownEyedAsian: Well hey, at least it wasn't as bad as some of the other dares.
TeenageDream: Because I'm awesome.
BrownEyedAsian: Okay?
TeenageDream: Admit it. Admit I'm awesome.
BrownEyedAsian: No?
TeenageDream: I'm part Filipino, so I'm like part Asian.
BrownEyedAsian: ASIAN POWER! Thats awesome.
TeenageDream: I am awesome, aren't I?
MrFabulous: Blaine. Did you get ahold of a bag of Redvines?
TeenageDream: THAT IS VERY POSSIBLE.