March 16,xxxx

Naruto jumped after seeing Seto for the 15th time today. He thought the other man was stalking him, but he paid no attention to the blond. He talked with other guests and mingled with his fanclub that formed last night. The white haired guy seemed to hold every women's eye in every room he suntered into, like Sasuke. Naruto walked out of the game room and headed to the men's side of the open on-sen and reached the room full of towels. He stripped, grabbed a towel, and opened the sliding door to reveal a clear night with steams of water swirling up in the night sky.

He slipped his cold body into the boiling water and sighed, totally at peace. He folded a small washcloth on top of his head, like in the anime shows he watched. He sighed again and settled down in the water with his nose still hovering above the water. He wandered around aimlessly looking at the falling leaves of spring. He couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to be here with Sasuke. We would probably be making out by now.. and to be perfectly honest his stomach purred like a kitten at the scene in his mild imagination.

''Hey you.'' 'Seto' came out from the corner with a bag of marshmallows. He himself was stripped of his clothing and his hair was long and untied. He looked Naruto up and down and was obviously pleased. Naruto had this really odd feeling that Seto could see underneath the water and he could see everything.

''Wah! Seto?'' Naruto shied away deeper in the water and placed his arms around himself, as if it made any difference.

He grinned again in the Sasuke-ish way. ''Hey you do remember me. Naruto Uzumaki.''

Even the way he says me name is exactly the same, oh god. ''Er, well, I just remembered you from last night as our waiter..'' He watched Seto chew slowly on his marshmallow. There was some remnants of it left on the corner on his lip. He licked it off slowly. Naruto couldn't help but stare and drool. Why the fuck does he look like Sasuke in every single way possible!

''Hn?'' Seto raised a white eyebrow. ''My mouth interesting now?''

''Er.. no?'' Naruto retreated back a few feet, blushing slightly. ''I was looking at the er... scenery?'' Seto waded over and forced the blond's chin upwards. ''Um...''

''I've got good view right here.'' He let the marshmellow bag float on the water. He traced his long fingers along the bottom lip of the blond. ''Don't you think so?''

Sasuke 'Seto' paused to slip a marshmallow in his mouth. He threw the bag aside on a rock and wrapped his arms the blond's waist underneath the water. Naruto jumped at the close contact and tried to squirm his way out. Sasuke took advantage of the situation and pressed his sticky lips against the soft ones. Naruto first tasted the sweet marshmallow then the lips of the older man.

It was sweet and sticky and Naruto eventually couldn't tell what the difference was between the tongue and the marshmallow. Naruto racked his brain after he felt something wet and squishy travel around his mouth. Was it just him or was it getting hotter?

''Wai..mmmfm,'' Sasuke delved his tongue deeper then softer again. Just plainly demanding for his own pleasure. Naruto whined quietly in the back of his throat, trying not to blow it with a full moan. Sasuke sunk low down in the water while holding on to Naruto with his arms wrapped around his waist. Naruto flinched uncomfortably as he felt 'Seto's' tongue travel downward. His eyes rolled in the back of his head as he tried to tug on his seme's hair. He felt like a starving man's ice cream, and it felt heavenly. His back hit a stone near by and he arched his back against it; it felt good to have some leverage. He bucked once. Twice.

''N-Naruto-kun? Wh-what are you d-doing?''

''Gah!'' Naruto sunk underneath the water without anyone holding him. He surfaced spluttering water out of his mouth. '' I, I was, er,'' Hinata watched him with worry etched on her face. She approached and grabbed his arm.

''Uh, Hinata, your'e...um..''

''W-What?'' She herself was naked. Her breasts were afloat, barely being covered by the water. She pressed against him and Naruto slipped his arm out and waded back a little.

''Er.. how about we go um, to the game room instead of here okay?'' The more people that were the better, but where the hell did Seto go? He just disappeared like a ninja and left Naruto to fend for himself. Damn Seto, if I see him again I'm gonna kill him!!

Sasuke surfaced a while later near the other side of the on-sen and sighed. ''Fuck, I was so damn close.'' He swallowed the remaining cum and swore some more. ''Hell, I wish I didn't give Hinata those tickets. What was I thinking!'' He slapped himself on the forehead and got out on the steps. He was sort of late for work and he seriously needed to be there, he did have 1 or two more plans up his sleeve.


''May I help you?'' Seto approached the desk, hiding an evil smile. Naruto stood there in short jeans and a orange parka with Hinata behind him looking glum. The blond glared at the waiter and huffed.

''Not you, again.'' mumbled Naruto underneath his breath. ''Don't you have other kids to rape?'' He cocked his head and leaned over the desk. Sasuke leaned in closer.

''The only person I'll rape is you, with or without your permission by the way.'' He snickered. ''Plus, technically it was tongue rape.''

Naruto's blue orbs bugged out. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SASUKE TOLD ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY WORD FOR WORD! Wait a second.. maybe Sasuke bought a clone machine and made another him to spy on me, or maybe he was abducted by aliens and-

''Excuse me miss, would you two like a booth or a table?'' Sasuke craned his neck and looked at Hinata. She put her fingertips together and blushed looking down at the ground. Uh-oh..

''Er, w-well, could you g-give us a b-booth please.'' Sasuke nodded curtly, trying not to make too much of a scene with Hinata. He led them to a booth and gave them the menus. The last thing he needed was Hinata swooing over him when he obviously was gay.

''Are we getting the same as last night?'' Sasuke tapped his chin with his pen. He flicked his bangs out of the way.

''Yeah, I guess.'' said Naruto behind the menu. Silently fuming he glared full blast at the pictures of food on the menu, maybe making par with the Uchiha glare. Seto showed off his pearly white teeth and grabbed the menus and walked away. Jiraiya walked into the restaurant right on schedule and looked about. Naruto made eye contact with the pervy owner and watched him walk over.

''Are you Naruto Uzumaki? From the Le yuubi owner of the Uchiha's?'' Everyone stopped talking and stared at the couple. ''The pastry chef there, right?'' Jiriaya held out a hand. ''It would be an honor to have you make something for us.'' Naruto stood up and bowed embarrassed.

''Er, well, I could I suppose.''

Jiraiya clapped his hands together. He snapped his fingers and Seto materialized next to him. Several sighed absolutely taken by the white haired man. Seto looked rather confused about the situation and Naruto scowled. ''Would you follow Mr. Seto to the back of our kitchen?''

''Of course I will. '' Seto grabbed Naruto by the waist and led him squirming to the back of the kitchen. The door swung behind them and no one was there working. Sasuke nipped at Naruto's neck and chuckled as the uke fidgeted. He was pushed away and Naruto stood there dead serious.

''No sex, DON'T TOUCH ME!'' he demanded. ''I'm serious.''He grabbed a spoon from behind him and held it aloft like a weapon. Seto sighed and leaned against the wall.

''Fine, fine. But you better make Jiraiya what he wants. A dessert.'' Naruto stuck his tongue out and continued to make faces at him.

''I will do it, just stay over this line.'' He took the spoon and drew an imaginary line on the floor. ''Stay perverted waiter.'' Naruto began to take out different implements and grabbed the right ingredients to create a Napoleon with mochi as a side dessert. He felt Seto behind him and twirled about with the spoon in hand.

''Heh. I'm still over here, Dobe.'' Seto was still at peace just watching. ''I haven't moved.'' He gave a Naruto an up and down search, making the blond flustered.

''Quit staring at me!''

''No. You can't control my eyes. Plus undressing you with my eyes is the only thing I can do right now.'' He licked his lips. ''Good thing I already saw you naked. Helps me out alot.'' Naruto stood with his mouth agape unsure what to say.

''W-well, do have a shota liking or something? You look like your gonna eat me or something!''

''Oh, not a bad idea.'' Seto glanced around. ''Do we have whip cream?''

''NOT FUNNY.''

Seto looked at his watch. ''You'd better hurry up.'' Naruto went back to work, mumbling about different things about Seto. Sasuke quietly stepped over the ''no seme allowed'' line and came up behind Naruto, but didn't grab him. He slipped out the sliver handcuffs and waited for the right opportunity as Naruto tried to reach high up for the flour. He moved fast and clicked Naruto's wrist together at the cabinet handle. Cautiously, he slipped his hands on the counter, not embracing him.

''Wait, wait, you can't touch me!!'' Naruto struggled with no avail. His wrists clinked against the aluminum cabinets.

''Who said I was touching you? You never said I couldn't lick you,right?'' He slipped a handkerchief around Naruto's mouth and watched satisfied as Naruto struggled some more. Sasuke nuzzled the blond's neck and nip and bit until a red mark was established at the base. Naruto's skin was sensitive and prone to be smooth and slick. Sasuke moved below Naruto and grasped his parka with his teeth and tugged it over Naruto's head.

Naruto shivered as his only layer of clothing was stripped off. He felt Seto's tongue on his back. He arched forward and inwardly tried to keep himself under control. His wrists clinked together uncomfortably above him.

''I'm sorry, about earlier in the spa area. I left... you, unfinished.'' Sasuke's voice was ragged and breathless. Naruto responded with a short nod before stopping himself from doing anything else stupid. He responded to every thing Sasuke was doing and it was hard not get too high on pleasure.

''S-Sas...mmfh,...ke..''

''Heehee.'' Sasuke stopped mid lick and looked at the wall on the opposite side. Naruto squeezed his legs together, oblivious. Sasuke sneaked over to the wall and slinked along it until he saw... a whole in the wall. In a fast fashion he stuck his finger through it and heard a howl of pain. He sat in front of the hole cross legged. He saw Jiraiya with a notebook on the floor and him grabbing his eye in pain. He saw Sasuke's eye and gave a meek wave.

''Peeping Tom..''

Naruto blinked consecutively and wriggled around trying to get his grip on reality. He tilted his head back and let the hankerchief fall down to his neck. ''S-Seto?''

Sasuke looked behind him. ''Hold on a sec.'' He glared at Jiraiya and whispered. ''I'll talk to you later.'' He got up and let Naruto free. He unlocked the handcuffs and Naruto looked up at him surprised.

''You're... letting me go?'' Seto smiled.

''I got what I wanted.'' Which was true. He did hear him mutter his name, so that's what he really wanted. He wanted Naruto to still think of him even though they were supposedly apart. Gradually, though slowly, he was working on revealing both of their feelings. Hell, its not even 6 months yet, I've got lots of time.

March 19,xxxx

''Welcome back,Sasuke.'' Kiba welcomed him at the front door. Sasuke grinned mischievously. ''I wonder why I don't like that look on your face...''

''Naruto's coming back tomorrow with Hinata and I have to make a pastry.'' He snickered. ''To freshen his memory.'' Kiba crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. He looked at the pin on the raven's shirt.

''Seto Umi? What you're a spy now in disguise?''

''Sort of, I had fun I must admit hehehe..'' He thought for a moment. ''I found all the uses I could with the stuff; even the ants.'' he said brightly.

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''Ow, I-It itches...'' Naruto handed Hinata a bottle of cream with a concern.

''That's still really odd, ants in your room?'' Hinata rubbed the ointment on the red marks that weren't hickeys. She grimaced as one of them puffed up with pus. ''Plus there are no windows...''

''I-I know, I d-don't understand it m-myself.''


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