Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Wrestling World War
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff Jarrett, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, The McCools, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: On Monday October 29 2007 Vince McMahon declares war on DX by joining forces with Jeff Jarrett and TNA but the ARK Angels of DX want their parents to focus on what's really at stake. NOTE: This story is written in reverse.
Chapter Eleven - Special Delivery
Tuesday December 18, Manhattan Memorial Hospital, New York City, NY at 11pm:
ATM and the ARK Angels fluttered around Stephanie McMahon's hospital bed like butterflies as she gave birth to her twin children, their presence was nearly denied by the hospital administration but they were left alone after Amy got Righteously Indignant with them. It was the easiest birth Stephanie ever had and when it was over she had three angelic children looking down at her with big smiles on their faces.
"Which one's that, is that the boy?" LC said sticking her head over the midwife for a better look.
"LC get your head out of my crotch!" Stephanie yelled and ATM laughed as LC continued to take Stephanie's mind off the pain soaring through her body by winding her up something chronic.
"It's a boy," the midwife said and she handed the baby to Cameron who had controversially become Stephanie's doctor since God had deemed the assigned doctor incompetent. These weren't just any children Stephanie McMahon was giving birth to, their very existence had already changed the futures of everyone in the delivery room and they had to be handled by the Amazing Cameron who knew exactly what he was doing being the brain that he was.
"Here comes the girl," the midwife said and she handed the girl to LC who handed her to Stephanie who embraced her daughter and smiled down at her and took a deep breath.
"I did it, I brought you into this world," Stephanie said relieved.
"This is the one Aurora was protecting," Cameron said.
"This is the one Jericho tried to kill when he pushed you down the stairs," LC added and Stephanie shook the ugly memory of her near miscarriage out of her head and focused on her two newborn babies.
"Do you know why?" Stephanie asked Cameron and he looked at Trish.
"Why don't you tell her," he said and Trish nodded as Cameron cleaned up the boy while Anointed Amy and Melina the Miraculous supervised.
"You see Steph, one of your babies is good and one of your babies is bad. Jericho wanted to kill the good one because she is going to stop him from getting his revenge on Hunter for sending him to Hell," Trish said and Stephanie sighed.
"My son tried to kill my daughter? Trish I can't take much more of this!" Stephanie yelled and Trish comforted her while LC jumped back on the bed making Stephanie shoot up in shock, "LC I just had twins, a little sensitivity please!" she snapped but LC just smiled.
"I just wanted a closer look at her, she looks just like me doesn't she?" LC said and Stephanie looked closer at her baby girl.
"She does not, she looks like Jericho," Stephanie said and LC shrugged.
"I was just trying to take your mind off him, you do remember he tried to kill this one right?" LC said and Stephanie sighed.
"Thanks like I really needed reminding," she said.
"I'm just trying to make sure you're thinking clearly Aunt Steph, why don't you hold her closer," LC said and she pressed the little baby girl closer to Stephanie's chest. Seconds later Stephanie felt a warm feeling coarse through her chest and she smiled.
"What is that, I feel so happy all of a sudden?" Stephanie said and Trish smiled.
"That's your angel, ain't she something?" Trish said and Stephanie nodded.
"She sure is," Stephanie said and kissed her daughter glad that she had brought something so wonderful into the world.
Trish took the baby from Stephanie gently and Cameron brought over the boy who had been prayed over, anointed with oil and wrapped in a special baby sized Tallit, "Now in contrast, this is the evil one, the one Jericho wanted to live. As you can see we had to protect you from him," Trish said placing the boy in Stephanie's arms and she wept feeling how cold he was.
"He's cold just like Aurora when she was born," Stephanie said.
"That's because of the ice Aurora used to protect the other one from him," Cameron said.
"Oh my gosh Aurora, I left her with Jeff Hardy!" Stephanie said.
"Don't worry he'll take care of her," Trish said and Stephanie frowned.
"But I wanted her to see her new brother and sister," Stephanie said and Trish and Randy exchanged glances.
"I don't think you want Aurora in the same room as Angelo Steph," Randy said and Trish nudged him and he covered his mouth realizing his mistake, "Oops, my bad!"
"Big mouth!" Trish said to her husband who hadn't quite learned how to hold his revelations yet.
"Who's Angelo?" Stephanie said.
"That's the name you're going to give your son, I know because I saw it written on his birth certificate in the future," Randy explained.
"Why Angelo?" Stephanie asked and Randy explained.
"Well your son is going to be very artistic and like the artist Michelangelo he will be influenced by both godly and ungodly spirits, just like Jericho was," Randy explained.
"So there's hope for my son?" Stephanie said hopefully.
"Yes and her name is - ow!" Randy said holding his now sore arm after Trish pinched him.
"Now is not the time Oracle boy," she said as Shane and Linda arrived and Stephanie's face darkened.
"I don't want to see you two," she said.
"Well we don't want to see you either we just came to see the newest editions to the McMahon family," Linda McMahon said.
"I'm not a McMahon I'm a Jericho and it's because of you that their father is dead!" Stephanie snapped.
"No it's because of DX that their father is dead, things would have worked out just fine if ATM and these little brats just stayed out of our business," Shane snapped at the ARK Angels and ATM. Amy gave him a warning glance, her locks starting to fire up.
"Are you sure you wanna go there Shane?" she warned him as it started to heat up in the delivery room and Linda broke up the argument.
"Okay lets just come here to do what we came here to do and then we'll go," she said, "Stephanie you're no longer welcome in our home but as a gesture of respect to your late husband we have given all of your inheritance to your twin children," Linda McMahon said.
"That's fine, they deserve it after all that's happened, I don't need your dirty money I'll be fine on my own!" Stephanie yelled and Linda and Shane smiled down at the twins.
"It won't be long before we're raising them mom, you'll never make it on your own Stephanie. You've been a spoiled little rich girl your whole life, without us you'll die of starvation and if you do don't worry, we'll take care of the twins," Shane said heartlessly and Melina couldn't believe the hatred in the room right now.
"Amy please get them out of here," Stephanie said squeezing her eyes shut wishing her family would just go away.
"ARGHH!" Linda and Shane screamed as Amy's hair lit up and her eyes burned with Righteous Indignation and she sent them flying out of the delivery room with a fire ball chasing them out of the hospital.
Jeff Hardy saw the McMahons leaving and the fireball chasing them too, he wondered what had gone on in the delivery room and he strolled in there with Aurora asleep in her Rainbow Carrier, "Hey is everything alright in here?" he asked and Trish and Randy gasped when they saw him.
"Jeff don't come in here!" Trish yelled and the Charismatic Enigma frowned.
"Why not?" he said and Aurora woke up and saw Angelo in her mother's arms. She screamed and threw her sterling silver rattle at him.
"Oh my God Aurora!" Stephanie said as Angelo started to cry, "Bad Aurora bad, you just hit your baby brother!"
"Good Aurora good, she's already doing her heavenly duty!" LC said relieved and Stephanie snarled at LC while she tried to stop Angelo from crying. LC pulled herself up onto the bed again and looked down at the crying baby, "Shut up!" she said firmly and Angelo fell quiet.
"How did you do that?" Stephanie asked her.
"I have authority over all your children now, I'm not just Aurora Rose's Keeper, I'm Angela and Angelo's Keeper too," LC said.
"Who's Angela?" Stephanie asked.
"That's what you're going to call the girl right TKO?" LC asked Randy Orton who looked apologetically at Trish for letting the revelation out too early again.
"We need to work on your mouth Randy, it's just too big," Trish said.
"Angela and Angelo Jericho, welcome to my world of weird and wonderful characters most of which are in this room right now," Stephanie said to her children, then she realized two of those characters were inexplicably missing, "Where's DX?" she asked Trish.
"At DX Inc," she replied hesitantly.
"Aren't they coming?" she asked and Trish sighed and pulled her hand over her face and Stephanie's face fell, "Don't answer that," she said and she sunk back into her bed with a sad look on her face.
"Dad where the Hell are you?" Cameron asked calling his father's cell-phone and everyone waited to hear the answer, "They said they're busy, they'll be here in the morning,"
ATM saw Stephanie's expression change from sadness to anger in a flash, "Tell them don't bother," she snapped.
"Of course she's mad dad you said you were gonna be here tonight," Cameron said to Shawn Michaels.
"To Hell with you DX, to Hell with you!" Stephanie yelled so loud Shawn and Hunter could hear her on the other end.
"Uncle Hunter wants to talk to you," Cameron said handing Stephanie his cell-phone but she rejected it.
"I said to Hell with DX!" she said again and DX hung up in response, Cameron looked at Trish who shook her head in disbelief. Her cell-phone rang, it was Chyna. She said she tried to get DX to leave early and fly down to New York but they're just about to sign Sting and they were on the phone with him forever.
"So why didn't they call him from New York?" Jeff Hardy asked angrily, DX had really gotten crazy over this wrestling world war.
"They had some paperwork to do? Joanie I don't wanna hear this I already knew they weren't gonna make it anyway!" Trish said and Stephanie shook her head and Amy and Melina gathered around her and prayed that she would not get too upset.
"Jeff you better go before Aurora throws one of her special temper tantrums," Trish said and everyone noticed that the room was getting really cold.
"Boy you really don't like Angelo," Jeff said to Aurora who was still upset, "Cheer up Ro-Ro, I could do with a smile right now,"
Jeff popped a red Skittle into Aurora's mouth and tried to forget about the argument he just had with Ashley in the waiting room, she left saying she didn't want to stay in New York she wanted to go back to North Carolina and hang out. She didn't understand why he had to look after Aurora all the time, she didn't think it was normal. "She just doesn't understand Ro-Ro," Jeff said to Aurora who was now smiling thanks to the flavor of her favorite candy on her tongue. "I hope she will soon," Jeff said sitting back down in the waiting room and he laid across the empty chairs and waited for the other WWE wrestlers to arrive to say hi to Angela and Angelo.
TNA's Tuesday Night Thrust Live, Tuesday December 19, Orlando, FL at 11pm:
Torrie Wilson came running down the halls of the Impact Zone while Tuesday Night Thrust was still going on her high heels clicking on the floor as went. She flew into the men's bathroom shocking Mr. Kennedy.
"Torrie what are you doing in here this is the men's bathroom?" he said incredulous that she was in there.
"I was looking for Chris and Alex have you seen them?" Torrie said excitedly.
"In here Torrie," The Machine Guns said at the same-time, they were in the stalls taking a dump but that didn't seem to bother Torrie at all.
"Oh my God you guys did you hear? Stephanie just gave birth to twins!" she cried out and Mr. Kennedy zipped up and washed his hands. He knocked on Vince McMahon's office door and went inside and just as he thought, VKM was sitting right there looking at the numbers for last night's Impact and they were fantastic.
"Boss, what are you doing here I just heard Stephanie gave birth to twins shouldn't you be at the hospital?" Mr. Kennedy said but Vince McMahon just continued to read through his papers.
"No I should be right here," he replied and Mr. Kennedy kicked his desk to get his attention, "Okay Kennedy make it quick, what do you want?" Vince said standing to his feet.
"I want you to end this war because if you don't you're going straight to Hell!" Mr. Kennedy said passionately but Vince laughed.
"The only people going to Hell are DX because we're gonna send them there after we win this wrestling world war. I've already spoken to Jeff Jarrett and he's agreed to let you have a title shot against John Cena in the new year, how about them apples?" Vince said and Kennedy shook his head pitifully.
"How about them apples?" he said perplexed by Vince McMahon's cold-blooded attitude towards his only daughter, "Let me tell you something Mr. McMahon I came here because AJ Styles left and you needed someone to pick up the slack. But if Carlito was here right now I'd take one of his apples and I'd spit it right in your face because you make me sick!"
"Where are you going, you can't just talk to me like that and walk away?" Vince said going after Kennedy as he headed for the exit of the Impact Zone.
"I'm going to the hospital to see the twins," Kennedy replied and Vince saw a few other TNA wrestlers gathered around the exit as Thrust drew to a close, they were getting ready to leave as-well.
"And just where do you guys think you're going?" Vince said to Christian Cage, Rhyno, Beer Money, The Motorcity Machine Guns, John Cena and Mickie James.
"We're going to see Stephanie, she just had twins right, did I get that wrong?" James Storm said.
"No you got that right," Mr. Kennedy said.
"Then what are you still doing here Mr. McMahon?" James Storm asked the new co-owner of TNA.
"Listen to me you tubby drunk, you get that beer out of your mouth and get in my office. All of you in my office right now!" Vince barked at the TNA wrestlers and they sheepishly filed into Vince's office. Jeff Jarrett came out with Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash wondering what all the commotion was about then he saw Vince and all questions were answered.
"Vince what are you doing here you should be in New York with Shane and Linda?" Jeff Jarrett said surprised that Vince as still in the building when the whole wrestling world knew Stephanie had given birth awhile ago.
"Shane and Linda can do what they want I have no control over what they do, I do however have control over what you all do and I say not a one of you leaves until we go over the card for this week's house shows," Vince McMahon said firmly but Jeff Jarrett had heard enough.
"Okay that's it, enough of this madness. Vince go see your daughter, don't let one of the greatest days in your life into a tragedy because of this stupid feud with DX. Its not worth it, even Shane and Linda can see that its not worth it, come on we'll all go together," Jeff Jarrett said.
"I'm staying right here and so are all of you, Kurt, Nash, Booker - block the door! Nobody is going to see my grandchildren tonight!" Vince said ferociously and the wrestlers all gulped including Jeff, he had never seen Vince so angry. The Main Event Mafia blocked the exit and Mickie James ran down into the Impact Zone and signaled for Roxxi and Awesome Kong to hurry up and finish their match. Thrust was almost over, all Mickie James had to do was run a little interference then ODB would come and beat her down and set up their match at Final Resolution. When Thrust went off the air and the fans filled out of the Impact Zone, Kong and Roxxi headed backstage and saw the wrestlers arguing with Vince McMahon and as usual Jeff Jarrett was caught right in the middle of it.
"Stephanie McMahon just had twins and Vince won't let us go to New York and see them," Mickie James explained to Kong and Raisha Saed.
"What, that's outrageous!" Raisha said and she signaled to the Main Event Mafia, "Kong, clear the way, we're going to New York right now to see the babies!"
Kong zoned in on Nash, Booker and Kurt who as bad and fierce as they were, they knew they were in trouble if Kong came after them. As Kong psyched herself up to lunge after them, Vince signaled for Beth Phoenix, Umaga and Abyss and told them to guard the exit with the Main Event Mafia. If the wrestlers were going to make it to New York they would have to get through MEM and UnBreakAble and that was darn sure impossible, at least it seemed that way at first.
"Everybody pick up Kong!" John Cena said and the wrestler picked up Awesome Kong and held her like a battering ram.
"Uh-oh," MEM said and Kurt, Kevin and Booker hid behind UBA who looked a little nervous themselves over what was about to happen.
"On three - 1,2,3!" John Cena cried out and they charged Vince's hitmen busting the door right open.
"Ow!" Beth Phoenix yelled as Umaga fell on top of her and the Instant Classics and other TNA wrestlers bolted through the Universal Studios to the main street where they piled into their brand new tour bus and headed for Orlando International Airport. Jeff Jarrett laughed until he remembered that he was supposed to go with them.
"Uh-oh," he said and he turned and looked at the enraged face of Vince McMahon, "It's not too late to change your mind," Jeff Jarrett said but Vince just grumbled something under his breath and walked away. Mick Foley came out of his office and patted Jeff Jarrett on the back.
"I've worked for Vince for most of my wrestling career and I have never seen him as mad as I he is right now," Mick Foley said and Jeff Jarrett shook his head wondering what Vince's problem was.
"All because of DX," he said, "You know after this war is over, all he's going to have is a note in history that says he won the wrestling world war. Is that really worth losing his daughter over?"
Mick Foley nodded, "Yes," he said, "at least it is if you're Vincent Kennedy McMahon, come on let's go say hello to the twins,"
Jarrett and Foley left while the Main Event Mafia and UnBreakAble tried to collect themselves.
"Where are you two going?" Kurt Angle said closing in on Foley and Jarrett along with Nash and Booker. Foley and Jarrett sighed.
"I left my guitar inside," Jeff said regretfully.
"Mr. Socko's in the wash," Mick added and Vince's Hitmen shoved them back into Vince's office where he laid down the law on who was running things in TNA now and by the looks of things it wasn't them anymore.