Back outside…two cars ZOOM past The Broken Shillelagh and SMASH through the outside seats!
The Black Dynamite theme plays, as Dynamite dips and swerves around the street in his Cadillac Eldorado…while Aries swerves around in his Infuego…
…and MULTIPLE Saints are chasing THEM down!
"TELL ME WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A MORNINGSTAR CAR!?" Senji shouted at Aries, using his Crow Claws to block every bullet coming their way. "DID YOU EVEN THINK!?"
"OH SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH, WE ALMOST GOT 'EM!" Aries shouted, grabbing Spin and THROWING him like a lasso towards the Cadillac…
…and Dynamite's eyes WIDEN when Spin latches onto his driver door! Spin looks up and waves before spraying mace in Dynamite's eyes, and the smooth 70s action man just HOLLERS in pain as his car starts swerving around! Spin, his body stretched like a tether, tries to let go of The Infuego with his feet…
…but then Cindy McPhearson SLAMS Riley's Belt onto Spin's hands and cause him to let go and snap back into The Infuego and Aries like a rubberband, sending him falling off the wheel and The Infuego spinning out of control before it CRASHES into the other Saints cars, TOTALING everything and everyone…
…while Dynamite drives faaar away with The Nation, the man saying, "NOBODY EVER TOUCHES BLACK DYNAMITE'S CAR!"
From the wreckage…Aries crawls out, coughing out soot…Psymon drags out a dazed Spin…Tommy pushes off a few Saints…and Senji growls low while cutting away some of the boulders…
Aries' eye was twitching…and his fists were clenched and shaking…Vercetti opened his mouth first, "Good job using Spin as a lariat. You wanna use me as a slingshot next you uncreative fu-"
"I QUIT! I QUIT WORKING WITH YOU IDIOTS! ALL YOU DO IS ARGUE, OR ACT LIKE MORONS, OR…BE SPIN THE HEDGEHOG!" Aries finally LOST IT, picking up a car door and THROWING it into the Broken Shillelagh, "I can't WORK with some washed up gangster, dead officer without a LICK of police knowledge, an overrated hedgehog TEST DUMMY, and a nutcase who will NEVER amount to ANYTHING besides BRIEF COMIC RELIEF BEFORE BECOMING BEN TENNYSON FODDER! I'm going to find The Nation MY WAY. It's every man for himself anyway. You idiots would just break something else or screw up some more! For all we know, they know we're coming because YOU IDIOTS TALK TOO MUCH!"
Aries stormed off, more frustrated about not catching The Nation than anything. He probably needed a moment to cool off…give him a day or so to get himself calm. He walks his way to The Steelport Hotel, and the Hardcore Specialists just move the rubble, deciding to call it a night for now. Psymon, though, looked the angriest of the four. The "Ben Tennyson fodder" quip and the comment about "Never Amounting to Anything" may have made the Crazy Horse a little peeved. Especially when he observes the company he's with…former Hardcore Champions. Once he gets up, Psymon storms off to the hotel for a night's sleep without a word. Spin, more peeved about getting used and abused the entire search, just groans and silently says, "Asshole" under his breath towards Aries before he teleports away. Senji looks at Tommy…and Tommy looks at Senji…and the former AWF/UCA Dual Hardcore Champion retracts his Crow Claws and says to Tommy…
"…Sick of this BS. Let's get a drink. Let them cool off before we go get them together again for tomorrow."
Vercetti shrugs, and then agrees to it…because at this point, they both needed it. "Sure, why not?"
They both walk back to the hotel, leaving a mangled mess of Saints stuck under the rubble.
Back in the arena, Gary Oak is carrying Blue Oak down the hall…and Penny Sanchez runs over and interviews them.
"Excuse me, Gary and Blue…are you two…together again? Is the war over?" Penny asked.
Gary looked at Blue…and he said, "Yeah…it's done…it's all over. I dunno WHAT he'll do with Red…"
"…but me and Gary's beef is over." Blue said to complete the thought, like a twin. Professor Oak ran backstage and put a hand on the two boys' shoulders. He was swelling with pride, joy, and tears…
…and he embraced them in a light hug while sobbing. "I am so GLAD you boys are back…"
Gary chuckled, "Yeah…I think we got ourselves a calm holiday sea-…" Gary's smile quickly dropped…and Blue stared forward…
…right at BROCK SAMSON behind the Oak Patriarch…
…"GRANDAD MOVE…" Gary warned as he let go of Blue and charges forward, but he's too weak to do ANYTHING! Brock KNEES Gary hard in the kidney and THROWS him against a wall to enhance the pain he was already in! But now PROFESSOR OAK was MAD…and HE stomped his way towards Samson, MUCH to Blue's warnings to NOT do so!
"EXCUSE ME!? Where do you get off!?" Prof. Oak said to the back of Samson, "My grandson just went through the most emotional moment of his life, and you just ATTACK him because you felt CHEATED out of a win!? What is your issue?" Samson didn't face the professor, but the professor MADE SURE he did by swiveling him towards him! "Look at me when I am TALKING TO YOU!"
Brock looked down at The Poke-Prof, and the old man was breathing heavily. "SHAME ON YOU! You leave my grandson alone! You hear me!? LEAVE THEM BOTH ALONE!" Professor Oak SLAPS Brock Samson…
"GRAMPS!" Blue rushed over, and Samson grabs him and THROWS him over onto Gary…and Professor Oak grabs a chair from nearby and SLAMS IT ONTO SAMSON'S BACK!
…BUT SAMPSON NO SOLD THAT ENTIRE HIT, NOT EVEN FEELING IT…
"…You probably know you were too old…probably gonna die soon anyway…so why not end your life right now…?" Samson smirked…
…AND THE HE GRABS PROFESSOR OAK…
"GRAMPS!" Gary & Blue said at the same time…
…AND THEN BROCK SAMSON DROPS HIM ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE ADVENTURE (F5)!
"OH SWEET CELESTIA…" Dash yelped.
Gary's eyes widened like saucers as he and Blue crawled over to their grandfather…and Brock Samson chuckled while looking down at Gary…
"…Sorry about your happy ending, little man." He said with heavy sarcasm. "You want me again? Come after me on Showdown if you don't value your career. After tonight though, I honestly doubt you do."
And with that, Samson leaves while Blue calls for medics…and Gary's widened eyes slowly start blinking and turn into a look of pure RAGE…
"Oh GEEZ SAMSON…" Dash groaned. "YOU HAD TO RUIN THE HAPPY ENDING!"
"Oh he doesn't care. He just wants to get back at Gary for holding the durn ropes for their match at Fallout!" Sam exclaimed, "He CHEATED Brock out of a big win!"
"And so his GRANDFATHER deserved getting attacked?" Dash asked.
"Hey, HE shouldn't have tried poking the bull!" Sam said, "He should have STAYED OUT OF IT."
"Oh you are INSUFFERABLE…" Dash yells while pulling at her hair.
"Well folks, we shall keep you posted on Mr. Oak's condition…" Courage said solemnly, "…and as for us, we have to move on…as we have our NEXT special guest announcers!"
Inspector Gadget, in the middle of the ring, announces for everyone…"…Everyone, may I welcome to you…the guest commentators for this next match…WCW's old heads and commentators…JOHN HAVOC & CHARLIE BONES!"
The crowd POPS CHEERS for Bones & Havoc, being led to the ring by Jupiter & Lola Bunny, both girls wearing their Tag Titles on their waists. The Sarcasm King, Bones, chuckles while being led by Jupiter. And Havoc is being led by Lola, and he high-fives as many fans as he can.
"Bones & Havoc, leading WCW's Cartoon Division through the late 80s to the early 2000s. WCW went down because of some bad management decisions that B&H never were a part of. But they tried their best to make The Cartoon Division great." Dash said, "The Tick's own WCW merchandise would sell more than Goku's WWE merch! The Monday Night Wars, they led WCW's Cartoon Division against WWE's Animation Division! And added in with ECW's Blood & Ink Division, it was AMAZING in the 90s for a wrestling fan!"
"Bones & Havoc said they would NEVER work for Vince McMahon, so they work for Force the Fox in UCA…who, funny enough, got his start as a WWE intern in the 80s and a UWE intern some time after that." Sam said as the two put on headphones, "Hey you two…how surreal you boys feel right now?"
"Well it ain't NORMAL." Bones said, "WWE…we're commentating on here…under THEM…I like WCW though."
"Yeah glad Anarchy was given SOME form of power for himself." Havoc said. "God forbid VINCE controls it like he did ECW. Ugh…"
"Well hey guys…" Dash said, "Let's not worry about THAT…let's instead worry about what's coming NEXT…"
And as soon as Dash said that, the quartet of helicopters begin to fly above the arena. The crowd starts to pop while they hover over the arena…
…and reveal THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER inside of it. The copters then begin to lower it…as scenes of Chambers of WWE past are shown. Tai going through a chamber pod with a Toss from Ash, Naruto having his face scraped along the pod, Henry Wong diving off the ceiling only to crash and burn while Paul takes advantage and wins The Toon Title from him, Mega Man .EXE gets a SPEAR from Avalanche into the chain link walls…and then other company highlights, such as Crash Bandicoot diving onto Scourge from atop the cage, Beowulf Spearing Kurt Hudson, Mikasa Ackerman diving off the top of the pod…
…and the pod is finally down…
…and the bell rings as the Slot Machine rolled one more time tonight, and shot out six coins…Mega Man .EXE, Arkham Knight, Glitchy Red, Deathstroke, Black Mage, and Deadpool…
"The following contest is an ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH…and it is for The WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING Cartoon World Championship!" Inspector Gadget announced.
…
…and then the lights black out…and the initial tunes of the Lavender Town theme play…
…and then they flicker…
…and then Glitchy Red appears in the flickers, face as stoic as it can be…
…and then "Don't Die Digging" by The Graduate plays to some cheers (the hardcore WCE contingency and the creepypasta fans)…and the lights POP back on as GR's expression IMMEDIATELY turns insanely happy! He walks down the ramp and high-fives whatever fans actually aren't creeped out or scared by him!
"Coming to the ring first; representing WCE; Glitchy Red!"
It's just another lonely night that I can't sleep
You know it's scary
How much I need you lying next to me
I've dug a hole that I can't seem to climb out from
So much to carry but I won't stop until I know it's done
And it was harder than I ever expected
Although I seemed so calm and collected
I think I'm still recovering
Trying to find a way to just stop digging
"…Who is this guy? Anarchy gave a nobody a World Title Match?" Sam asked.
"He's Glitchy Red, a creepypasta version of Trainer Red…and the FUSION tag partner and former FUSION Tag Team Champion with Kurt Hudson!" Dash exclaimed. "He also won things in independents!"
"So yeah…nobody." Sam bluntly stated.
Out of control, I'm getting closer
To the end of the road
I know that I'm going where I'm not supposed to go
I don't care what they say anymore
Out of control, I'm getting closer
Nothing to hold
I know I'm going where I'm not supposed to go
I don't care what they say anymore
GR walks towards the chamber…and gulps…everyone is nervous with their first Elimination Chamber…
…but he sighs and gains the fortitude to walk into that Chamber.
"Call me CRAZY…but I think he's a sleeper." Havoc said, "Guy looks like he can do something big. He's gonna shock some people. TRUST me. He may not win, but he may just get a big moment."
"I agree…well sorta. Maybe a kinda big moment." Bones said, "If he wins though…that's gonna be something-"
"Awful." Sam finished.
Here comes another lonely night that I can't sleep
You know it's scary to think
How much you know about me
Sometimes I think we're making terrible mistakes
Are we just working our way up to another heartbreak
And it was harder than I ever expected
Although I seemed so calm and collected
I think I'm still recovering
Trying to find a way just to stop digging
GR stands in the ring, awaiting the next person...
…and "Transformation" by Takeharu Ishimoto begins it's beat…and white lights engulf the arena...
…and after the "IT'S OVER!", fireworks EXPLODE in purple and gold! And Black Mage walks out, how FWE IC Title draped on his shoulders.
"And his opponent: representing FWE and their Intercontinental Champion; Black Mage!"
Fragments of those memories are scratching my nerves
And I am hearing their voice in deepest reverb
I've got to get out of this frame before I'm tamed
Why can't you leave me alone, for just one night?
"Okay I SLIGHTLY know him." Sam said, "Talented kid with a Belt."
Black Mage holds up his RR Armband arm and exclaims, "ALL HAIL THE ROOKIE REVOLUTION!"
"And ANOTHER of them RR folk." Dash said. "But what are his chances?"
I crack open my secrets and then see them come in flocks
One after another they're looking for the sweetest block
Build it up and then, yeah, tear it down
Amuse those nine muses by making breakdown noise
(Is this what you're searching for?)
(Are you scared to know the truth?)
"He has a nice chance. He is killing it in FWE. But just because he is a Champion doesn't mean he is the default guy with the best chances. Dude is COCKY." Havoc said. "He needs to focus. He seems like the guy to take the time out to make fun of someone."
Now, open your eyes the pieces are all over
Now, you should accept this
It is over
Now, keep your eyes on this corruption
Come on, yes, you should watch this transformation
Black Mage floats to the steel steps…and then climbs up and goes towards the ring. He flips over the ropes, and then holds up his Title Belt as the music dies…
…and then Dr. Wily's classic theme plays (because that theme is too awesome to just be his theme), and the arena lights dim…as The TitanTron and stage show flashes Mega Man Classic winning The World Title from Raphael in 1988, becoming the first Video Game World Champion…
…and then Mega Man Volnutt winning The Royal Rumble in 1996 and then beating Yusuke for The World Title at WrestleMania XII as a flash of him shows on the stage…
…a flash of Mega Man Starforce is shown onstage as he is shown "Gaming Killing", SFKOing Master Chief into the concrete and taking down Falco…
…and a flash of a guy in a hood is shown onstage…
…and the lights pop on when-
I'm here to show the world!
I'm here to show the world!
Come on
Bring it on
The lights come on fully, when MEGA MAN .EXE flashes up a peace sign before taking off his hood! The four Mega Men then raise their Mega Busters in the air and each charge up shots…before firing a simultaneous blast in the air, causing it to EXPLODE and send blue embers down on .EXE. The crowd is popping for .EXE, loving the new classic as one fan sign says, "Get The X Out!" in reference to a certain former pacifist…
"And next; representing WND; Mega Man .EXE!" Gadget said as Lan (okay his Navi) left his fellow Mega Men to walk down the ramp, high-fiving fans!
Do what I say "Better watch what I do"
Better heed the warning I'm here to give you
If you ever doubted me, you don't have a clue
I'm here to show the world
I'm here to show the world
"Now HERE is someone the fans wouldn't mind winning!" Dash said, "He just needed a TAG TITLE to be a Triple Crown and Grand Slam Champ!"
"He's the ONLY person in this match who has BEEN in an Elimination Chamber!" Courage said, "2003! Ash Ketchum was Champion! Mega Man .EXE, Avalanche, Raimundo Pedrosa, Chase Young, and Gary Oak...Mega Man lost The Title in June due to a screwjob by the mogul Wizard Kelly, who vacated The Title after he cheated to win it! Those six fought HARD…and AVALANCHE would win The Title for The Brotherhood of Mutants!"
Things are exactly what they seem
I will define the things you dream
Go check the scores again
I come out a perfect ten
They broke the mold when they made me
Bring it on
Mega Man throws up a finger on the steps…and then looks back at the chamber…memories flood back to him…the absolute pain he went through in there…but it was for one more chance at the limelight…so he stepped on inside the chamber.
Do what I say "Better watch what I do"
Better heed the warning I'm here to give you
If you ever doubted me, you don't have a clue
I'm here to show the world
I'm here to show the world
"I gotta say he has one of the best chances in this match." Havoc said. "Though OTHERS DO have better chances…"
"He's got the EXPERIENCE…I think he has the best chance here…" Bones said. "THE absolute best."
His music dies down as he gets into his pod. .EXE stands inside, and the referee closes the pod and locks it on him…
…
…and then ANOTHER helicopter flies over the arena, but THIS ONE gets huge boos as it has The UEPW logo on it...and "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin plays…
Now the dark begins to rise
Save your breath, it's far from over
Leave the lost and dead behind
Now's your chance to run for cover
…and ARKHAM KNIGHT appeared from inside. The Corporate Hierarchy nodded to him, and AK lowers a ladder over the ringside area.
"And introducing; representing UEPW and The Corporate Hierarchy; Arkham Knight!"
I don't want to change the world
I just wanna leave it colder
Light the fuse and burn it up
Take the path that leads to nowhere
"Hey…isn't Arkham Knight-"
"Don't spoil it, Bones." Havoc sighed. "THIS guy…NO interference. NO ONE to run in for him. He may be in dire straits for this one. He is a guy who relies on his men. That's how he did what he did to Gotham. Without THEM…"
"I wouldn't count him out Mr. Havoc…he can still take on Batman." Courage said.
All is lost again
But I'm not giving in
Arkham Knight makes his way down to the steel steps from the ladder, and he then walks into the chamber. Black Mage glares at him, and Arkham Knight ignores him while making his way to a chamber pod. He steps inside, and the referee closes the pod on him.
I will not bow
I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall
I will not fade
I will take your breath away
oonwriter 2.0
Fall
BUT THEN FIRE EXPLODES from the stage…
…and then "Coming Undone" by Korn plays…as highlights of Wilson's career, from his AWE World Championship Match where he beat Robin to become Champion, to him becoming the first CCW Universal Champion…
…
…and then DEATHSTROKE walks onto the stage, his AWE World Championship firmly on his shoulder. He was representing CCW tonight…but he also repped AWE with his Title…
"And next; representing CCW…and maybe AWE, I dunno; he is Deathstroke…Slade Wilson!" Gadget announced.
Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb
Guess the black thoughts have come Again to get me
Sweet bitter words
Unlike nothing I have heard
Sing along mocking bird
You don't affect me
"I said Titles don't affect the probability of a winner. They don't." Havoc said, "But SLADE goes above those chances. He is not the strongest or the fastest, but he is TOP TIER SMARTER than most! He is a World Champion for a REASON. He won The Universal Title first for a reason!"
"Deathstroke learns EVERYTHING about his opponents before he fights. And he comes in with prep time spent WELL." Dash said.
That's right
Deliverance of my heart
Please strike
Be deliberate
Deathstroke walks towards the steps…and he steps onto them…and hands his Title to somebody else to hold.
"And of course he has some unrelated relations with the man coming out AFTER him." Courage said.
"HE is who I fear the MOST in this match…" Sam said, "He's a mean galoot. He got everybody in this match scoped out…"
Wait
I'm coming undone
Irate
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
One looks so strong
So delicate
Wait
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
One looks so strong
So delicate
Deathstroke steps into the chamber pod, and his music dies when the pod is locked…
…and the crowd cheers OH SO LOUD because they know who is coming next…
"And oh man they KNOW who's next!" Dash exclaimed. "LET'S BRING 'IM OUT!"
"Oh he pulled off something AWFUL at Mania 29…let's see how he pulls off his distastefulness THIS time…" Sam groaned.
…and then rumbling could be heard…followed by explosions from the back, and LARGE BULLETS being shot out from the back to over the crowd…
"WHAT IN SAM HILL?" Sam shouted in pure shock.
"OH GEEZ!" Dash jumped.
"WHAT THE…?" Havoc raised an eyebrow…
…
…and soon enough…TWO LINES OF SOLDIERS marched from the backstage to the stage…and then started marching to make two rows down the long week…the left line of soldiers wore Canadian uniforms…while the right side were US soldiers…
…and then "World's On Heroine" by All plays to a big pop!...
The world's on heroin
I'm on strike against all this laziness
I try to go for all
Despite all the underachievers
…AND THEN DEADPOOL RIDES IN FROM THE SIDE OF THE STAGE…ON A FREAKING CANADIAN/US ABRAMS TANK…
"OH WOOOW…" Dash began to LAUGH heartily, "…OH THIS IS AWESOME! GO WCW! GO DEADPOOL!"
THE CROWD POPS HUGE for the Merc, who waves an American Flag with the Canadian Maple leaf in the corner where the stars would be!
"And finally; representing WCW; he is The World Championship Wrestling Cartoon World Champion; 'The Merc With A Mouth', Wade Wilson…Deadpool!" Gadget exclaimed.
From the government to the drive thru guy
Delayed results with no reasons why
My only guess: they must be high
Deadpool, wearing a "CLOUD FOR SMASH" shirt, yells out, "THIS IS FOR YOU, SCORPION-SENPAI!" before he hops on the barrel and jumps off onto the stage!
"Well…he made a HELL of an entrance!" Havoc exclaimed, "But can he make a hell of a POP here tonight in that Chamber?"
"I think he can! I got Deadpool ALL THE WAY!" Dash exclaimed happily.
"Me too!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, right next to the commentary somehow.
"Get outta here Pinkie!" Dash exclaimed happily.
"Okay!" Pie giggled and ducked back down.
I wanna put an end to all of them
But I don't know where to begin
'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
Deadpool RAN down the ramp, the camera panning out to show the scope of the arena…the large crowd…and the long ramp Deadpool is on, symbolizing winding path to The Title…The TitanTron played clips of Wade's career…from his wacky debut at The Clash of the Titans, to his Hardcore Title win, his time in The Immortals, his feud and match with Claude Speed, his match at Mania with Itachi and breaking The Streak…
"Deadpool DEBUTED in this business at The Clash…and from DCA to CASZ to WWE, he won midcard to Hardcore Titles…he is CASZ Iron Fist Champion…was DCA Intermediate Champion…was WWE Toon Hardcore Champion…then won The Rumble…had to FIGHT for his Main Event spot BACK…and then BEAT THE STREAK OF ITACHI UCHIHA…" Courage said, "And then he went to WCW as the first draft pick, and beat Yusuke…and he is being called THE MAN of WCW…and his career has come full circle…defending The World Title at a WWE sponsored crossover event inside The Elimination Chamber…what a CAREER in just half a year."
The world's on heroin
Everybody is standing in my way
I try to use my brain
Stupidity is thrown in my face
Deadpool hands his Belt to the referees outside, and Wade steps inside to go to his pod.
"I gotta ROOT for him…but whatever…just win it and bring us back The Belt so Yusuke can dethrone ya, ya goof." Sam said.
Wade steps into his pod, and the referee closes it as his music dies…
Black Mage gets up, and GR gets outside, and he grabs the head and flips over him, DROPPING HIM HEAD FIRST ONTO THE HARD FLOOR WITH A ZOMBIE SNAPPER (Natural Selection)! GR holds his own back after that, because it hurt HIM just as well. He, however, still picks up Black Mage and grabs his head. He runs, but BM reverses and runs with GR and SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL! (Courage: OH! And the chain link already in play!) Glitchy Red holds his face, and Black Mage kicks the gut and Double Underhooks the arms before lifting him and DROPPING HIM with a Firaga DDT, his Double Arm Lifting DDT! GR's face CRASHES onto the hard floor, and Black Mage pins him with a hook to the leg!
1…
2
Glitchy Red kicks out.
"Glitchy Red matching up with Black Mage." Bones said."Kid is pretty good."
"But Black Mage, he's starting to come back…and I think he could put away Glitchy Red soon enough before the next guy even comes in!" Courage said.
Black Mage picks up Glitchy Red…and he runs towards Deadpool's pod, and SLAMS him face first into it! GR stumbles, and Black Mage kicks the gut and lifts him for a Suplex…and bounces his back off the ropes and then PLANTS him with a Sitout Front Suplex Slam off the slingshot! Glitchy Red is PLANTED on the face, and Black Mage backs up into the ropes, and he DROPKICKS the head of GR…and then GR slowly gets up…and then Black Mage stalks GR…and he finally spins…and GR DUCKS and a grab to the arm and neck for Black Mage from GR…and yet Black Mage reverses and AEROGA KICK (Jumping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick)! GR GOES DOWN AND BLACK MAGE PINS HIM!
"OH GEEZ of course we lose him first! I'm sure you all had your BETS on him right?" Bones said with HEAVY sarcasm in his voice.
"Oh stop it Bones." Havoc said, "PIN FOR BLACK MAGE!"
1…
…
2…
…
GLITCHY RED KICKS OUT!
"OH MAN! Now THAT'S resilience!" Dash exclaimed.
"Okay fine, he surprised me too." Bones said, looking at Havoc who was giving him a raised eyebrow, "Oh PLEASE like YOU thought he would survive."
"…What would we do without you Bones?" Havoc chuckled, "But MAN! That was a HUGE kickout!"
And the counter starts going down…
10…
9…
Black Mage wanted Glitchy Red out before the next person came in (8…), so he grabs GR and puts him in a Standing Headscissors…(7…)…lifts…and GR HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWNS HIM RIGHT INTO THE HARD CHAIN WALL! (6…5…) GR backs into the ropes…and he springboards off (4…) and backs into Mage with an ELBOW to take him down! (3…2…) GR claps his hands and yells, "OH YEAH!"…(1…)
*BUUUZZ!*
"Black Mage COULDN'T get him out yet! And now we see who comes out next!" Courage looked.
The lights flash around the four pods…
…
…
…and stop on…
…
…
…
…"AND HERE COOOMES THE CHAMPION!" Dash shouted.
DEADPOOL escapes the pod to a huge pop, and then hops on the ropes and then back into the ring…and then hops on the ropes and SEATED SENTONS GR off the springboard! Deadpool runs and Dropkicks Glitchy Red into the ropes! Deadpool, who was allowed to bring one weapon into the chamber (as the others were allowed to as well), and he brings out a kendo stick from his pod! The swordsman runs and SMACKS the kendo into the neck of Black Mage, and then SMACKS it into the head of GR! GR and Black Mage get up at the same time, and Deadpool comes from behind and puts the kendo in front of them and DROPS THEM with a Double White Russian Leg Sweep!...However, DP didn't think that through, so his is hurt in the process as well. But GR and BM go back first into the hard floor, and then Wade gets up and holds his neck.
"Deapdool may be moving faster than his brain can think, but Wade is EXPLOSIVE right out the gate!" Courage said.
Deadpool spins around, and then runs towards GR and flips onto his feet for a front flip…and then handstands and flips onto GR's shoulders for a Hurricarana…but GR keeps HOLD of him…and he runs and POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CHAMBER POD OF ARKHAM KNIGHT! AK jumps back a bit, and GR pulls out HIS weapon he was allowed to bring in…he went to his trunks, and pulled out a metal rod…and he measured Deadpool…and ran and WHACKED him in the back of the head! Black Mage slowly got up…and he runs, and GETS A BACK BODY DROP back into the ring! Black Mage steps back into the ring, and he GETS A LOW BLOW TO THE NADS WITH A JAB FROM THE STEEL PIPE!
"OOOOOOOW…" Sam cringed.
"Oh SWEET Mother THERESA, have mercy on that man's testiculars!" Bones exclaimed. "How are your KIDS, my man?"
Black Mage stumbles about, holding his nads and trying to grab hold of the ropes, and Glitchy Red picks him up from under his sore crotch and Electric Chair lifts him…and then HOLDS HIM high in the air…and DEADPOOL SPRINGBOARDS IN AND CROSSBODIES HIM! He goes and pins Black Mage! 1…2…Black Mage kicks out, and Deadpool asks, "NUT CHECK!" and lifts the legs of BM and LEG DROPS THE MIDSECTION HARDYS STYLE! Black Mage's eyes WIDEN as he squirms and wiggles around, and Wade sees Glitchy Red come from behind, and he ducks a right and lifts GR and Flapjacks him onto Black Mage! Black Mage holds his gut, and the ref counts 1, but DP jumps up and LEG DROPS GR, crushing Black Mage even more! "THIS IS THE THINGS I AM TALKING ABOUT!" Deadpool exclaims as the count starts again…
10…
9…
8…
"Here we go, another competitor, and DP has to be on alert! He's trying to incapacitate the two in the ring first…" Dash said.
7…
6…
DP waits , pointing at Mega Man, Deathstroke, and Arkham Knight (5…)…and then does The Rock's "Just Bring It" hand taunt. (4…)
"Deadpool openly TAUNTING his opponents! He has NO fear!" Courage said (3…).
"And no brain, but that goes without saying…" Bones shrugs. (2…)
"And HOW…" Sam agreed.
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*BUUUZZ!*
The lights flash around the three occupied chamber pods, and we are about to find out who is going in…
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…"Ooooh…and HEEERE COOOMES DEATHSTROKE…" Courage said ominously.
The light shined on Slade's pod…and Wilson exits his pod with HIS weapon…a baseball bat made of titanium, vanadium, and depleted promethium…the same material as his claymore…
"I heard Deathstroke had that bat CUSTOM MADE to be like his giant sword…" Dash said.
"Yeah well let's see how hard it HITS…" Havoc said.
…and Wade holds out his arms and says, "HEY BRO! MY NIECE AND NEPHEW WATCHING US IN THE CROWD?" And Deathstroke GROWLS…
"Wade being WAAAY too friendly with a guy who actively HATES HIM…" Dash said.
"That's why he's a complete MORON…" Sam said.
"OR an idiot savant." Havoc said. "KEEP IN MIND, Wade normally wins his battles because he talks so much and does so many outlandish and unpredictable things, the opponent can't keep up and just gets frustrated. Wade COULD be playing mindgames."
Wade walks up to Deathstroke calmly AND GETS A PROMETHIUM BAT TO THE SKULL, SENDING HIM ONTO THE MAT KO'D!
"…OR HE'S A FREAKING DUMBASS! NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" Sam SCREAMED IN FRUSTRATION!"
"I-I-I THINK DEADPOOL IS OUT! I THINK SLADE JUST KO'D WADE!" Dash exclaimed.
"DEADPOOL! NO DEADPOOL!" Courage exclaimed.
The crowd is in a FRENZY…and DP hasn't moved SINCE the hit…Deathstroke calmly goes to his knees and hooks both legs.
"NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THIS DARNIT!" Sam was pulling at his beard. "ALL CAUSE THAT VARMINT THOUGHT HE WAS FAMILY! IT'S THE CLASH ALL OVER AGAIN!"
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WADE KICKS OUT, MUCH TO THE LOVE AND RELIEF OF THE CROWD!
"OH…OH…OH THANK YA…" Sam, holding his chest from a near heart attack, said with a sigh of relief.
"Wade NEARLY lost that one…CALM THE HECK DOWN next time, Deadpool…" Dash said.
"Oh yeah THAT will happen." Bones said. "Wade'll think Deathstroke is coming over for Christmas no matter WHAT."
Deadpool gets to his knees and hands…and Deathstroke DEADLIFTS him and GUTWRENCHES him onto the hard floor! Deathstroke then gets in the ring, and blocks a swing of a metal pipe from Glitchy Red and THROAT THRUST! Glitchy Red stumbles and drops to his knees, and Deathstroke grabs him and puts him in a Standing Headscissors. He lifts him up for a Powerbomb-PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DEATHSTROKE GOES DOWN TO HIS KNEES! And Glitchy Red tries to go for a Kata Gatame, his Glitchy Finale!...But Deathstroke POWERS OUT before it can fully be cinched in and elbows GR off. Glitchy Red stumbles upward and RIGHT INTO THE TWIST OF FATE (Cutter…weird) FROM BLACK MAGE! Glitchy Red goes down, and Black Mage looks at Slade…"Resistance is a JOKE…" Black Mage said to Deathstroke…who stares at him with a smirk under his mask…though it just looks like a blank stare from everyone else's perspective.
"Slade, think he took that Resistance quip well?" Dash asked.
Black Mage throws a right hand, and it gets blocked, and LIFTS him…before backing up with a squirming Black Mage…running across the ring…and RUNNING POWERSLAMS him!
"Yeah, I think he took it perfectly." Bones said dryly.
"Running Powerslam, shades of The British Bulldog!" Havoc exclaimed. "And Deathstroke covers The IC Champ!"
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Black Mage KICKS OUT, and Deathstroke scoffs…
Black Mage kicks Deathstroke off, and then he starts throwing rights and lefts right at the bigger guy (course he ain't THAT big…). Black Mage grabs the head and European Uppercuts him, and then kicks the gut and then grabs the neck with his arms, lifts, and plants him on the mat with his Sparkga (Sit Out Side Slam)! He keeps Deathstroke on the mat for a pin…1…2, Deathstroke kicked out. Meanwhile outside, Glitchy Red gets up a LOT quicker than a delirious Deadpool. GR grabs the legs of Deadpool, and he takes him to his back…and then Glitchy Swing (Giant Swing) RIGHT INTO THE CHAIN LINK! And then he spins him again RIGHT INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAIN LINK! And then he does it AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
"AND AGAIN!" Dash said.
"AND AGAIN!" Bones said.
"AND AGAIN!" Sam said.
"AND AGAIN!" Havoc said.
"AND AGAIN!" Courage exclaimed.
He just keeps GOING, SLAMMING Wade into different sides of the chain wall…and then he finally hits THIRTY HITS…and then stops the spinning...and then falls back and TOSSES Wade RIGHT INTO THE CHAINS!
"Well now THAT is one way to incapacitate your Champion!" Courage said, "Glitchy Red may have just gained a few fans from this!"
Deadpool slides down on the chains…and then Glitchy Red goes to the near left corner of the ring and climbs onto that. He makes his way to the top…and then readies his arm as Deadpool slowly rolls around…
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…and then jumps off to MISS THE DIVING ELBOW, CRASHING ONTO THAT HARD FLOOR!
"OOOH GOOD GRACIOUS, MAY HIS ELBOW REST IN PEACE!" Dash said…as the camera show GR's elbow BUSTED from that move.
"Ouch...you crash and burn in that chamber, you pay EXTRA FINES for your mistakes and misses!" Havoc said.
Glitchy Red rolls onto his back and groans while holding his elbow…and the counter starts going down…
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Black Mage lifts Slade for a Back Body Drop, (8…) but Slade lands on his feet behind Mage (7…) and then DISCUS LARIAT when he Black Mage turns around (6…)! Slade grabs the head of Black Mage, and tries for a Gogoplata! (5…) But Black Mage, before Slade can get the leg behind him, (4…) LIFTS Slade in a surprise feat of strength, runs (3…)…and POWERBOMBS SLADE OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE HARD FLOOR! (2…)
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*BUUUZZ!*
"OOPH! Powerbomb to the outside, Black Mage SAVING his own hide from elimination!" Dash said as the lights flashed over both cages.
"Oooh yeah! Now who's No. 5?" Bones asked, "I bet it's Arkha-"
MEGA MAN .EXE'S TURN! His pod opens!
"-Man! Mega Man .EXE! Knew it" Bones exclaimed.
"Uh-huh, I'll believe it." Courage said dryly.
"Which means Arkham Knight will be the final man in…oh he must LOVE that. Him AND his GM Billy." Dash said.
.EXE walks in, and stares around at the downed GR and Wade. And .EXE runs and Clotheslines GR back down! He goes after Wade and Clotheslines HIM down! He then enters the ring and Black Mage turns to Mega Man, who runs at him! Mage ducks a Clothesline, and Mega Man bounces off the ropes back to Mage…and Black Mage CATCHES him with a Tilt-A-Whirl-no, .EXE flips BEHIND Black Mage and locks in a Half Nelson…and DATA-BYTE! Half-Nelson Bulldog! .EXE takes him down, and then hooks the legs! 1…2, Black Mage kicks out, and he sees Deathstroke get up on the outside. He runs and FLIPS OVER the ropes and BATTERING RAMS him with a Shoulder Block! Mega Man .EXE runs to the near right corner and scales it with his running momentum, and then FLIPS OFF for a Moonsault to take down-CAUGHT by Deathstroke! Running Powerslam…
…DOES NOT happen! .EXE slips behind Slade, and then DROPKICKS him into the chamber pod!
"Slade was looking for that Running Powerslam into the pod, but Deathstroke gets countered!" Bones exclaimed, "That PUSH into the pod may have given Slade some brain damage even HE can't heal from."
Slade stumbles a bit, and he is bent over FOR THE EXECUTION (Scissors Kick)…but Slade ducks The .EXEcution, and then then GRABS the neck of Mega Man…and then LIFTS HIM and COUNTERED INTO SIT OUT FACEBUSTER ONTO THE HARD FLOOR! Slade holds his head, and Mega Man holds his own butt in pain. Mega Man gets up, and then grabs the legs, looking for the Haas of Pain, or as Mega Man calls it The Blue Screen of Death…but Slade pushes him off. Mega Man stumbles back, but goes right back to Slade and GETS A BIG BOOT! Mega Man's house of fire goes kaput. Meanwhile Black Mage sees Glitchy Red slide into the ring, and Deadpool slowly tries to get up. GR gets up first…and Black Mage motions to Deadpool. GR shrugs and says why not, and both grab Wade and lift him over the ropes with hooked arms…
…and Wade LANDS on his feet behind them after the attempted Double Suplex and NECKBREAKERS them both!
"Oh! Wade with some life folks! And that life may be the momentum he needs!" Dash said, "Oh! But that timer! (10…) Arkham Knight is about to enter! (9…)"
Deadpool gets up, and he grabs Glitchy Red (8…), who ran to him, and THROWS him over the ropes (7…) towards Deathstroke and Mega Man. Black Mage stumbles to (6…) Deadpool, and he grabs him and Inverted Atomic Drops him (5…) before Back Body Dropping him towards the other stars! (4…) Deadpool runs the ropes…and then comes back towards that pile (3…) and then FLIES OVER FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW SPLASH ONTO THEM ALL! (2…) Deadpool stumbles, but STILL yells out, "I HAAAVE THE POWAAAH!"
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*BUUUZZ!*
The lights still flash around the pods…and then Arkham Knight is allowed out. And he's holding a SHOVEL from inside HIS pod. Deadpool says, "I see the symbolism there…did you know I can't die?" He asked, sliding into the ring to meet him. He swings with a right, but it misses and Arkham Knight DECKS him in the skull with his shovel!
"And Arkham Knight in, EVERYONE is in-OOH!" Dash exclaimed. "…That smarts…"
Arkham Knight SMASHING that shovel into Wade! And now he's lifted him back up!" Havoc said, "Oh man what's he doing leading Wade into that corner?"
"Maybe to play a few GAMES with him?" Bones said dryly.
Arkham Knight climbs to the top…
…but he isn't done in THAT regard. …Because he then climbs TO THE TOP OF THE POD! And he's pulling Wade up to the top with him!
"Oh waitwaitwait!" Exclaimed Havoc said, "Maybe he IS about to play a game…of RISK…"
"Oh man that was corny…" Dash snickered, "But correct! He's making GAMBLES!"
AK lifts Wade to the top of the chamber pod…and hooks him with a package…albeit he can't stand ALL the way up, he has the ability to at least do what he wants to do as he deadlifts Wade by the waste all the way to the chamber pod…and then lifts him for a Powerbo-WADE SLAMS THE METAL PIPE INTO HIS HEAD! He had picked it up while he was being dragged! Wade DROPS onto the mat…a long and painful fall…
…BUT ARKHAM KNIGHT FALLS OFF THE POD ONTO ALL THE OTHERS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, TAKING THEM ALL DOWN!
"OH! And the fall! Arkham Knight goes falling on them all! And Wade may have still gotten hurt, but this was better than the alternative!" Havoc said.
"Yeah, I think Arkham Knight might wanna try and think about going for big spots too early in his entering matches like these." Bones said with a smirk.
"EVERYONE is down…the FIRST PERSON to get up will have the BIGGEST advantage!" Dash said, "This match is about to KICK into overdrive!"
Everyone was writhing…
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…and then Black Mage rolls onto his feet…and he stumbles upward. Glitchy Red was next…and he did not get the time to rest, because Black Mage was ON HIM. He Double Underhooks him AND LOCKS IN THE SLEEPGA LOCK (Double Underhook with Bodyscissors)! AND HE WAS TRYING TO-
…no, The legs aren't FULLY locked in! And Glitchy Red is SQUIRMING around, trying to get out…and so he FLIPS over the mage and BRIDGE pin…1…2, Black Mage rolls back and he gets to his feet. He STILL has the double underhook and CAN'T drop him with a Firaga DDT because Glitchy Red FLIPS him over his head and Mage lands right on his back on the hard floor! GR backs up and stumbles, then sees him get up again…and he lifts up Black Mage from under him…and Electric Chair…but this time he wants MISSINGNO. Wrath (Croyt's Wrath)…!
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…but Black Mage uses his own weight and rolls Glitchy Red up into a Victory Roll…!
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But then Glitchy Red rolls HIM into a Victory Roll…
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"HOLY CELESTIA, BLACK MAGE IS OUT! GR JUST UPSET BLACK MAGE!" Dash exclaimed as the bell rung for the elimination.
"OH MAN! HAHAHA! OH I DON'T EVEN THINK BLACK MAGE CAN BELIEVE IT!" Bones exclaimed.
And he was RIGHT…Black Mage stared on in SHOCK as Glitchy Red rolled off of him and celebrated. He looked to the ref and said, "No…NO…NO…"…but then Inspector Gadget said…
"Black Mage has been eliminated!"
"CONFIRMED BUDDY!" Bones said.
"Oh he looks DISTRAUGHT." Courage said.
"He's a Champion, he thought he was goin' all the way! Can't always assume!" Sam said. "BYE-BYE!"
The ref said Mage had to get out the ring…and Black Mage held his head and pulled at his hat as he left…
Glitchy Red CELEBRATED as Arkham Knight got up, the crowd cheering a bit for him…and Glitchy Red YELLED in insane excitement as he grabs Arkham Knight and held him back to back, holding the head…
"Oh! Oh Poke-Flow!" Dash exclaimed.
"The ORIGINAL Red's finisher!" Havoc said, "Glitchy Red paying homage to his namesake-HEY! BLACK MAGE! AEROGA KICK TO GLITCHY RED! What the hell was that for…!?"
"Ya dense, Havoc?" Bone asked him, "Mage is a little pissy! Pissy people to pissy things!"
"And he's taken him down with that kick to the face! Not fair!" Dash exclaimed.
MULTIPLE referees grab Black Mage, and NOW he complies…while he holds up his IC Title and says, "FOREVER A FAILURE, NO MATTER WHAT FLUKES YOU MANAGE TO PULL OFF…"…
…while Arkham Knight, he drags himself onto Glitchy Red and hooks the legs…
"Oh NO! Glitchy Red come on!" Dash exclaimed.
"NO! Arkham Knight's about to steal a pinfall!" Courage exclaimed.
"This isn't fair! This isn't fair at all!" Havoc said.
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The bell rings, and Arkham Knight rolls off of Glitchy Red…and Gadget says…
"Glitchy Red has been eliminated!"
The crowd boos, and Arkham Knight gets up as GR is helped up to be escorted out.
"Well that's just FAIR…" Dash said.
"Now we're down to FOUR men. And Slade has gotten up…" Havoc said.
Slade gets a kick to the gut from Arkham Knight, and he elbows the head of Slade before lifting him and Scoop Slamming him! Deadpool, now up, grabs the metal pipe again, and he tries to go outside the ring…but Mega Man .EXE slides under Wade and enters the ring! He grabs him by the waist and German Suplexes Wade with a bridge! 1…2, Wade kicks out. Wade slowly gets up, and Mega Man runs the ropes and EXEcution MISSES…Wade gets up and turns to Mega Man and SMASHES the pipe into his head! Mega Man falls over…and a slight redness can be seen on his head. Not a gash, just a slight cut. Wade CROUCHES…and stalks Mega Man while moving his feet…
…Mega Man gets up, and Wade hooks the neck with the arms, and ELBOWS…Mega Man escapes, and then he pulls Wade in for a SEGA STUNNER! Wade gets stunned…but doesn't go down! So .EXE DELIVERS ANOTHER SEGA STUNNER! And THIS TIME he goes down! Shades of his teacher…and then he runs the ropes…
"SEGA Stunner taking down Wade, and Deadpool prone to ANOTHER MOVE!" Exclaimed Courage as .EXE runs the ropes…
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…and Moonsaults BUT GETS KNEES FOR THE LIONSAULT! And Wade kips up, and Mega Man stumbles into the neck hook AND THEN THE MERC BOTTOM!
"And that's The Merc Bottom! And that meeeans…" Dash was JITTERY with excitement…
"Oh GOOD LORD not this buffoonery…" Sam groaned.
Deadpool got in front of a writhing Mega Man and he felt THIS was his chance…the chance to beat a former World Champion and Chamber participant…
…so he slipped off an elbow pad SLOOOWLY…but he realized he was in a chamber, so no fan could get it…
…"Oh fine, you people can have it." Deadpool said, throwing his elbow pad towards the screen and it landing on David the Shining Ice's lap. He crossed his arms multiple times and ran the ropes once…
…and then twice…
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…RIGHT INTO A KIPPED UP MEGA MAN'S HANDS KICK TO THE GUT! He runs the ropes…
…and THEN DROPS HIM WITH THE EXECUTION!
"EXECUTION! THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION DROPPING WADE WILSON!" Havoc exclaimed.
"OH I KNOOOW WADE DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING!" Bones exclaimed, "HE KEEPS TRYING TO TAUNT AND JOKE, HE GETS ROCKED LIKED THIS!"
"Deadpool dropped, and Mega Man! Mega Man with the cover, our World Champion is prone on his back!" Dash said, chomping her hooves…
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WADE KICKS OUT!
"OH THANK YOU…" Dash slumped in her chair.
"Come on YOU IDIOT! QUIT JOKIN' FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!" Sam shouted. "This is the SECOND TIME your durn BUFFOONERY almost cost us The Title! THIRD STRIKE, AND YOU'RE OUT YA DURN IJIT (idiot)!"
"That's who he is! He HAS to joke!" Dash said, "It's his personality! His charm!"
"And his charm MIGHT cost WCW their World Title…" Bones said matter-of-factly.
Wade sits up, dazed…
…and outside, Arkham Knight gets a few rights from Slade, and then Arkham Knight blocks one and kicks Slade in the gut. Slade holds his gut, and Arkham Knight grabs the head and scales the cage for a Sliced Bread-NO HE GETS THROWN TO THE GROUND! Arkham Knight holds his back in pain…
…and when he tries to get up…Slade SNATCHES THE NECK…and looks at a pod…
"OH…OH SLADE IS RUNNING!" Dash shouted.
"SLADE WITH EVIL INTENTIONS!" Havoc said.
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…CHOKESLAM-is TURNED INTO A DDT INTO THE POD! Arkham Knight saves himself from even MORE pain as Deathstroke collapses on the pod. And Arkham Knight backs away from Slade…
"Arkham Knight on the retreat to heal, and…wait what the…what is he…" Havoc looks as Arkham Knight climbs that near right corner…
"Arkham Knight not playin' games folks! " Bones said.
"And Arkham Knight also playing with his career! NO WAY he can do that!" Courage said.
"Don't doubt Knight! Don't doubt him!" Said Havoc. "I THINK ARKHAM KNIGHT MAY BE TRYING TO MAKE A MOMENT…"
Arkham Knight measures Deathstroke from across the ringside, the mercenary slowly getting up alongside the pod…
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…and Arkham Knight walks the ropes a bit...jumps off AND PUTS SLADE THROUGH THE CHAMBER POD WITH A COAST TO COAST VERSION OF HIS REVENGER (Double Foot Curbstomp) TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! HE DROVE HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS POD!
"SWEET MOTHER THERESA, ARKHAM KNIGHT GOT SOME MILEAGE OFF OF THAT JUMP! HE WENT COAST TO COAST AND GOT ALL OF THAT CURBSTOMP!" Bones shouted.
"SLADE IS DOWN IN THE CORNER! ARKHAM KNIGHT JUST MADE A MOMENT, BUT DAMN IF HE AIN'T IN PAIN TOO!" Dash exclaimed.
"HE NEEDS TO GET ON SLADE! HE NEEDS TO GET ON HIM IMMEDIATELY!"Havoc exclaimed, "THAT PIN! THAT ELIMINATION IS JUST RIGHT THERE, WAITING TO BE MADE!"
Arkham Knight…he manages to push himself up as the crowd chants, "HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!",…and drag Deathstroke out the chamber pod in order to hook the leg and pin him…
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DEATHSTROKE KICKS OUT…
"WHAT THE HELL?" Bones shouted.
"OH THAT'S JUST NOT HUMAN…!" Dash exclaimed.
"HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!?" A shocked Havoc asked.
Arkham Knight was SHOCKED…but then his shock turned to FURY…and he got up and started YELLING at Slade, nearly throwing a TANTRUM over the kickout!
"One corporate jackass crying over another!" Dash said. "All we need is Tyson Blake to complete the trifecta!"
…BUT MEGA MAN HOPS OVER THE ROPES WITH A SPRINGBOARD AND CROSSBODIES HIM INTO THE CHAIN WALL! And Mega Man looks to Slade…because he's JUST got out of a big move…and it was time to take advantage with one more big strike. So he picks him up and knees him, and them puts him into a Standing Bodyscissors…
…AND GOES FOR A FLIP PILEDRIVER…BUT SLADE COUNTERS…
…AND FLIPS HIM RIGHT OVER HIM AND ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Mega Man CRASHING into the hard floor, and Deathstroke holding his OWN head, knowing how close HE was to getting TWO lethal head shots in a row…
"Deathstroke thanking his lucky stars he made the reversal in time…and Mega Man, holding HIS head…" Havoc said.
Mega Man is slow to get up…
…but Deathstroke SNATCHES the neck of Rockman…
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…and LIFTS HIM HIGH AND PLANTS HIM WITH A CHOKESLAM BACK FIRST INTO THE HARD FLOOR!
"OOOH…MEGA MAN…I THINK HE'S OFFLINE AFTER THAT ONE!" Bones quipped.
"Mega Man PLANTED after that one…and Deathstroke hooks the legs…!" Courage said
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The bell rings, and the crowd boos as Gadget announces…
"Mega Man .EXE has been eliminated!"
"This guy is AWE WORLD CHAMPION for a reason!" Bones said.
"And the Chamber experienced veteran gets eliminated by a World Champion…and we're seeing and DC vs. Marvel sight here…Deadpool vs. Deathstroke is about to happen again…and Deathstroke staring RIGHT AT DEADPOOL…and did Wade SMILING at Slade…" Sam said.
"NO NO…he's about to do something STUPID AGAIN…I KNOW IT…" Sam said.
Wade says, "Hey! Let's put on a great match bro! Let's make something the fans will never forget! And neither will the kids! Jericho and Rose need this lesson!"
Slade's eye twitches…and no he enters the ring…and cracks his knuckles as the crowd chants, "DEATH BATTLE! DEATH BATTLE!"…and Slade says…
…"….I'll give you a lesson ON WHY I COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU…"
AND HE DECKS HIM IN THE JAW…and then he SNATCHES THE NECK…
"OH NO, DURNIT! STRIKE THREE! STRIKE THREE!" Sam shouted and groaned.
"DEADPOOL BEING LIFTED FOR THE RIDE-OH! OH HE REVERSED IT INTO THE STANDING DEAD-SHOT! DEAD-SHOT!" Dash exclaimed as INDEED, Wade got in a Standing Dead-Shot (Complete Shot)!
"WADE ROLLING DEATHSTROKE INTO A COVER!" Courage exclaimed.
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"Deathstroke SURVIVING by the hairs on his chin!' Bones said.
"Wade was so close! Just that MILLISECOND MORE…" Dash said.
"Wade needs to stay on him, don't give him any time!" Sam said.
Deadpool gets up and immediately drops a Leg Drop on Slade…and then gets up and drops another Leg Drop…and then another…and then another…and then another…and then stops…and then jumps…and then DROPS A FINAL ONE! Wade gets back up…and he makes sure that Slade is down…
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…and then kicks him into place and sheds ANOTHER elbow pad…
"Come on Wade don't waste time keep going!" Havoc exclaimed.
Wade throws his elbow pad away and it lands in Forcewalkers's dorm room…and then he runs the ropes
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…once…
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…and RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT TO DAZE HIM! AND THE A LARIAT THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES!
"STRIKE THREE DURNIT! STRIKE FREAKING THREE!' Sam RAGED at his seat, his entire face red and his ears SPEWING steam!
"…Man…" Dash stared in amazement, "…wish I could do that."
Wade stumbles up on the outside as Deathstroke exits the ring. "Your IDIOCY is going to give CCW and The Resistance PRECIOUS new hardware…". Wade, dazed off the boot and fall onto the floor, says, "Nice one bro…you got me there…"
…and it was at this time…Slade Wilson finally SNAPPED…
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…AND HE GRABS DEADPOOL AND RUNS…AND PUTS HIS HEAD THROUGH A PLEXIGLASS POD!
"GOOD GRIEF!" Courage cringed.
"Wade called him family ONE too many times…" Bones said. "GOTTA LOVE a family dispute!"
Deathstroke exclaims, "I! AM NOT! YOUR FAMILYYY!" AND HE LIFTS WADE AND CHOKEBOMBS HIM ONTO THE HARD FLOOR!
"CHOKEBOMB…AND WADE IS WRITHING IN PAIN!" Havoc said, "Healing factor or NOT…that hurts like HELL!"
Deathstroke picks Wade up by his neck…"I want nothing to do with YOU…"…and KNEES him in the neck! "…Your FAMILY…"…AND KNEES HIS CHEST, ALMOST CAVING IT IN!..."Your FOURTH WALL FREAKS…"…AND SLAMS IT INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL…"…AND NOTHING ELSE THAT INVOLVES WADE WILSON!" AND HE THROWS DEADPOOL RIGHT ONTO THE PLEXIGLASS! Deathstroke gets major boos from the crowd…
…and Deathstroke picks Wade up again…
"Wade looking like a MESS…Deathstroke ANNIHILATED him!" Dash said, pointing out Wade's bleeding back and chest from the repeated slams…
…and Wade PUSHES Slade off and INTO the plexiglass pod…and then spins around and NAILS-NO! SLADE SCOUTED THE DISCUS KO PUNCH! HE LIFTS WADE UP OFF THE MOMENTUM! On his BACK…
"HE SCOUTED IT! REVERSAL! HOW IN THE…" Dash looks around.
"SLADE…DEATHSTROKE…THE MASTER STRATEGIST! THE MASTER OF PREP TIME AFTER BATMAN!" Bones exclaimed.
Deathstroke has Slade on his shoulders AND DROPS HIM WITH THE WILSON DRIVER ONTO THE HARD FLOOR!
"STRIKE THREE DARNIT! HE WASTED IT AAALL!" Sam holds his face in his hands.
"IT'S OVER! IT'S ALL FREAKING OVER!" Dash panicked.
"WWE CAN'T LOSE IT, WE CAN'T LOSE! NOT NOW! WCW HAS TO PROVE ITSELF AS A BRAND!" Courage exclaimed. "WE LOST MOST OF OUR MATCHES TONIGHT, BUT WE CAN'T LOSE THIS!"
"THIS IS WHY I WANTED YUSUKE! DEADPOOL AIN'T A MAN, HE AN IDIOT LIKE EVERY OTHER OF THEM FOURTH WALL GOOFS! HE'S A DAN HIBIKI, NOT A TYSON BLAKE!" Sam SPEWED HEAT from his body in RAGE!
Slade pins Deadpool…and he hooks both legs…
"DARNIT…" Sam said.
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DEADPOOL ROLLED A WEAK SHOULDER UP! DEADPOOL GOT A SHOULDER UP!
"SWEET PRINCESS CELESTIA, DEADPOOL DID SOMETHING! DEADPOOL IS STILL CONSCIOUS!" Dash exclaimed.
"HOLD ON…HOLD ON…THIS…IS THIS REAL LIFE…?" Courage asked.
"OR IS THIS A FANTASY?" Bones continues.
"NOT NOW CHARLIE!" Havoc exclaimed.
Deathstroke STARES WIDE EYED AT WADE…
…but he stays on Wade…
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...but Wade yells, "TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER FORTY-NIIINE…!"
…AND PUNCHES SLADE SQUARELY WHERE RAVAGER & JERICHO CAME FROM…!
"OOOOH! THE LITTLE STROKES MAY HAVE JUST POPPED!" Bones exclaimed. "THANK THE PRESENCE FOR HEALING FACTORS!"
"WADE FOUND LIFE SOMEHOW! AND HE'S ROLLING AWAY FROM SLADE!" Dash exclaimed.
Slade stumbles about, just GRASPING at his crotch…and Deadpool is leaning against a plexiglass pod. Deathstroke tries to walk that pain off…but he is STILL GRASPING for some relief. Wade, meanwhile, is trying to heal…
…and he slowly picks himself up…he looks to Deathstroke…and chuckles a bit…
"…Sorry bro…may not be able to give me any more nephews & nieces for a while…"
And when he heard THAT…Deathstroke DAMNED THE PAIN and charged like an angry bull at Deadpool…!
"WADE NO NO STOP TALKING ABOUT FAMILY!" Dash exclaimed.
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…and Slade MISSED WADE AND GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS HIMSELF! WADE ROLLED AWAY!
"WADE! WADE GOT OUT OF DODGE…!" Dash exclaimed. "HE PLANNED THAT ONE!"
"I TOLD YOU!" Bones exclaimed. "HE'S AN IDIOT SAVANT! HE OBFUSCATES STUPIDITY! HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE READ HIS COMICS!?"
"DEADPOOL THRIVES ON STUPID BANTER! THAT'S HOW HE PISSES HIS OPPONENTS OFF SO THEY CAN MAKE A MISTAKE!" Havoc said. "…Oh Lord HE'S SMART…"
Deathstroke is slow to stand…and Deadpool is slowly stomping his feet…
…but he sees Deathstroke slowly get up from the rubble of the pod…
…and catches a stumbling Stroke WITH A PREMIUM HEART TO SEND HIM OVER THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING! Deathstroke crawls…and he slowly tries to get up…
…and Wade is stomping his feet slowly…
…he's gathering power…energy…health…momentum…and he is trying to will himself back into this fight…
…the crowd is CLAPPING WITH HIM as he continues to stomp REPEATEDLY…
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..and he shakes his arms and feeds off the clapping crowd…
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…and raises hand while yelling, "CHIMICHANGAAAAAA!"
…and he enters the ring and NOW HE'S RUNNING! He bounces off the ropes and Corkscrew Elbow to the face! Wade bounces as Slade gets up, and Wade Irish Whips him to the far right corner and CLOTHESLINES him! He runs to the near left corner…then runs BACK to the diagonal corner and REAR END SMASHES HIS BUTT INTO SLADE FACE! Wade runs back to the diagonal corner as Slade slumps, and he runs back and HOPS ON HIS FACE FOR A BRONCO BUSTER, JUST REPEATEDLY JAMMING HIS CROTCH INTO SLADE VIOLENTLY!
"OH NOW THAT IS JUST HUMILIATING!" Dash said with a chuckle.
Wade gets out of the corner, and Deathstroke crawls out of it, just MORTIFIED AND EMBARRASSED…
…but when he gets up, he receives a running Wade off the rebound and GETS A REAR END SMASH TO THE FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
"WADE WILSON IS ON FIRE, DEADPOOL HAS FOUND SOME ENERGY FOLKS!" Exclaimed Courage said.
Wade hops around excitedly, and then runs the ropes as Deathstroke gets up…
…and springboards off with a Moonsault THAT IS CAUGHT! SLADE STARTS READJUSTING THE MOONSAULT PROPERLY…!
"SLADE! HE CAUGHT IT! NO NO!" Dash exclaimed.
"SLADE GOING TO THE AWE WELL!" Havoc said.
Slade has him PROPERLY SITUATED…
…but Wade is struggling…DEATHSTROKE TRIES TO GET THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER OUT…
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…BUT WADE MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND DEATHSTROKE…
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"OH! WADE!" Dash exclaimed. "WADE HAS IT ALL READY!"
"WADE WILSON GOING FOR IT AAALL…" Bone shouted…
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…TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ONTO DEATHSTROKE! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! AND WADE COVERS THE DC MERC!
"And that TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! WADE WILSON INTO THE COVER, FOR THE WIN!" Havoc said.
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DEATHSTROKE KICKED OUT! NOT ENOUGH JUICE IN THE DRIVE!
"OOH! SO SO CLOSE! OOH WADE!" Dash said.
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…AND THEN DEATHSTROKE SITS UP WITH WADE IN HAND…AND HE HAS HIM IN HIS GRASPS! And he gets to his feet…
…AND THROWS HIM WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Slade stumbles around…and he gets on the outside…
…and then jumps on the ropes and HE springboards to NAIL A FROG SPLASH! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!
"WOW! You almost FORGET how versatile he is! AND THE LEG IS HOOKED!" Courage said, "Deathstroke tapping in DEEP within his repertoire to nail a Frog Splash!"
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WADE KICKS OUT, AND DEATHSTROKE KEEPS CALM…but oooh is he ANGRY INSIDE…
"Deathstroke is PISSED…HE IS LIVID…Wade should NOT BE surviving like this, but he IS…and Deathstroke HATES THAT…" Havoc said. "To him, Deadpool is a PARODY of HIMSELF! And if he loses to a PARODY…man that's EGO CRUSHING to the man…especially with all the GOOFINESS Wade has subjected Slade to!"
Deathstroke shakes his head…
…all Wade says, "…He bro…we on for Thanksgiving?...loser cooks the turkey…"
…and DEATHSTROKE RAGES…and then tries to calm…because he almost forgot this is what Deadpool does to get his opponent's goat…
…so he just calmly gets up…and make his way over to his promethium bat…it nearly did the job early in the match...it can FINISH IT this time…
"That Promethium Bat back into play…Wade, it may be over if you get smacked with this…" Havoc said.
"He needs to dodge it! QUICK SAY SOMETHING STUPID!" Sam pleads.
"I think he ran that well dry." Courage said. "Deathstroke knows how to adapt…he's wiser to Wade's schemes now…"
Slade picks up the bat…and he turns to Wade…
…and Deadpool is none the wiser…and he can't even use The Plot Hole to help him right now…
…and Deathstroke measure Wade…and he swings…
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…and WADE DUCKS IT…he managed to duck MATRIX STYLE…and then PELE KICKS the bat holding hand! Deathstroke holds his hand, and Wade rolls onto his hands and feet and charges at Deathstroke for a jump AND THE STANDING DEAD-SHOT ONTO THE PROMETHIUM BAT!
"DEADPOOL! DEADPOOL WITH AWARENESS ONLY MOST VETERANS USE!" Havoc exclaimed!
Deadpool tries catching his breath…but then says…
"…No…some random fans and my friends and family told me to lookout…" Wade said, making everyone and you go "Oh…"
"Oh…" Havoc said. "…WADE WILSON! DEAD-SHOT CONNECTED ON THE PROMETHIUM BAT! WADE, SLOWLY CRAWLING TO THE COVER!"
"COME ON YA VARMINT! GET THERE! GET THERE!" Sam exclaimed.
Wade is slow…he is very slow…
…but he gets an arm on him…and drapes himself onto him for the cover…!
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THE BELL RINGS! WADE WILSON ROLLS OFF OF DEATHSTROKE!
"DEADPOOL! DEADPOOL DID IT!" Dash exclaimed.
"DEADPOOL BEAT DEATHSTROKE, AND-OH LOOKOUT!" Courage shouted…
…AS ARKHAM KNIGHT LOW BLOWS WADE WITH A METAL PIPE FROM BEHIND!
"ARKHAM KNIGHT! THAT LITTLE CORPORATE WEASEL WAS HIDING OUT!" Dash exclaimed.
"ARKHAM KNIGHT IS ABOUT TO STEAL IT!" Havoc exclaimed.
Arkham Knight puts DP in a Standing Headscissors, and then lifts him up into a Gory Special to HUGE boos! And he then FLIPS Wade…and THE PILEDRIVER IS A NO GO! Wade manages to flip and land on his feet before jumping and KNEELING him in the nose before running the ropes, and springboarding off to NAIL THE DPDT (Diving/Springboard DDT)! And Arkham lands in the middle of the ring…
…and Wade looks around…and Arkham is barely moving…he grabs the metal pipe and starts BEATING Arkham Knight with it!...and then drops it. "CAN I DO IT NOW!?" He asked.
"DO IT! DO IT NOW!" Dash exclaimed happily as the crowd ALSO cheered. "WAIT WHO THE…"
…CARLOS RIVERA AND DONNY RIVERA OF UEPW'S CORPORATE HIERARCHY JUMP FROM THE CROWD! The C.A.R.T.E.L.!
"What the…WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE!? THEY CAN'T EVEN GET IN!" Dash exclaimed.
"And aren't there THREE of them?" Courage asked. "Where's Alex Blaze?"
Wade sees the two…and he's no dummy, SOMETHING is up…Arkham Knight is down, and he better make this quick...so he starts his run RIGHT INTO A PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS FROM ALEX BLAZE!? HOW IN THE HELL!?
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Dash exclaimed.
"HOW IN THE HELL…HOW IN THE…WHO…WHAT!?" Havoc exclaimed.
"WHERE WHEN WHY AND FREAKING HOW!?" Bones finished his partners phrasing.
"HOW IN SAM HILL DID THAT VARMINT GET INSIDE-WAIT THERE'S A HOLE! OH THAT GALOOT USE UNDER THE RING THE ENTIRE DAMN TIME!" Sam shouted angrily!
"THE ARKHAM KNIGHT! THIS WAS A SET UP!" Dash shouted.
Wade writhes in pain…
Alex Blaze CUTS the locks and chains holding the chamber door shut, and THE CARTEL ARE IN THE DAMN CHAMBER! AND NOW THE ENTIRE CARTEL IS STOMPING OUT DEADPOOL!
Crowd: AAASSHOOOLES! AAASSHOOOLES!
"THIS WAS A SET UP! THIS WAS A FREAKING SET UP!" Dash RAGED AND SPEWED HATE ON THE MIC, "MR. BILLY SET THIS UP TO STEAL OUR FREAKING BELT!"
And The C.A.R.T.E.L. lay off of Wade when Arkham Knight calls them off. And then he picks Wade up…and smirks…
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…AND THEN HE NAILS THE PREMIUM HEART…and it stuns Wade…AND THEN HE LIFTS HIM…AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE GORY SPECIAL INTO A PILEDRIVER, THE ARKHAM DRIVER! THE HEAT IS PURE NUCLEAR!
"I AM ABSOLUTELY SICK! IN THE EXISTENCE OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE JUST EGREGIOUSLY BREAK DOWN AND TRY AND CHEAT THIS BAD INSIDE THE CHAMBER! THEY HAD THIS DAMN THING SET UP SINCE THE BEGINNING!" Havoc exclaimed, "BLAZE WAS HIDING OUT THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW UNDER THAT RING FOR EVERY DAMN MATCH JUST TO DO THIS! WERE YOU THAT DESPERATE!? WERE YOU THAT PRESSED TO TRY AND WIN!? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!"
"AND THE PPG HAD ALREADY BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA BATMAN EARLIER SO HE'S TOO HURT TO EVEN FREAKING BE HERE!" DASH SCREAMED, NOW SHE WAS SPEWING FIRE OUT OF BODY!
"Oh she is MAD…" Sam ironically said.
Deadpool is flat on his back…and Arkham Knight and The C.A.R.T.E.L. just joke and laugh…and then AK just puts an arrogant foot on Deadpool…and referee Leslie Anderson is SICKENED…he is PISSED OFF…these four and their Hierarchy were making their names as the biggest group of HEELS on the circuit now…
…and Mr. Billy walks out with Thorin Oakenshield, his UEPW World Champion and Corporate Champ. Arkham Knight has the pin...and Mr. Billy smirks as The Riveras PUSH ref Anderson down to the mat and FORCE HIM to count…
"NO NO NOOO!" Dash yells.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Bones swore.
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…WADE WILSON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP! HE ROLLS THE FREAKING SHOULDER UP AND PUSHES KNIGHT OFF! HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS BUT HE HAS LIFE!
"YES!" Dash chants!
"YES!" Bones chants!
"YES!" Courage chants!
"YES!" Havoc chants!
"YES!" Sam chants!
"YES!" Gadget chants!
"YES!" Leslie Anderson chants!
"YES!" The Cameramen chant!
"YES!" Ken Anarchy chants!
"YES!" TW under Ken Anarchy chants!
"YES!" Libby chants!
"YES!" Penny chants!
"YES!" Chuckie chants!
"YES!" Emerald chants!
"YES!" Renee Young chants!
"YES!" DPJ chants!
"YES!" Tade chants!
"YES!" Aerith chants!
"YES!" Michael Jackson chants!
"YES!" Vince McMahon chants!
"YES!" Luthor chants!
"YES!" Duke chants!
"YES!" Tifa cheered.
"YES!" Asui cheered.
"YES!" Mars shouted.
"YES!" YOU CHANT!
"YES!" The crowd chants!
"YES!" Brie Bella chants!
Daniel Bryan:…..Cool.
"OH YEAH!" exclaimed the Kool-Aid Man!
…who suddenly came crashing through the wall of the arena…prompting a series of awkward looks…before he fled back to whence he came.
THE CROWD IS JUST IN AN UPROAR! ARKHAM KNIGHT IS SHOCKED, HE'S PISSED, HE IS TELLING HIS MEN TO PICK WADE UP! AND WADE WILSON IS BARELY EVEN CONSCIOUS!
"WADE KICKED OUT! OH SWEET MOTHER THERESA AND THE WHOLE ORPHANAGE AND CONVENT, WADE WILSON HAS SOME LIFE IN THAT BODY!" Bones shouted.
"YES! YES OH FREAKING YEEES!" Dash shouted while zipping around over her desk!
"WELL DON'T CELEBRATE NOW! THEM VARMINTS HAVE WADE…!" Sam said, "HE CAN'T SURVIVE ANOTHER HIT!"
The C.A.R.T.E.L. hold Wade…and they hold him up perfectly as Arkham Knight holds the baseball bat! Mr. Billy said, "END HIS FREAKING REIGN!" and Akrham Knight measures Wade with that Promethium Bat…
…BUT WOLVERINE PUSHES PAST THORIN AND SLIDES INTO THE RING TO FIGHT OFF THE GROUP!
"HEY! WOLVERINE! WOLVERINE!" Dash exclaimed.
"WOLVERINE OUT HERE TO HELP OUT HIS CANADIAN BUDDY SLADE!" Exclaimed Bones. "WCW AND WWE FREAKING LEGEND THE WOLVEIRNE! GET 'EM LOGAN!"
Wolverine is SWATTING at Donny and Carlos, and then kicks Alex! But then Arkham Knight WHACKS him in the legs with the bat! And then the CARTEL start stomping on an alive but hurt Wolverine! The crowd boos, but Wolverine is still fighting them! And Deadpool is struggling to stand! The Arkham Knight goes for a swing on Wade!
Arkham raises the bat-
BUT THE THEN TICKS CARTOON INTRO PLAYS TO THE LARGEST POP OF THE NIGHT! EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING!
"OH SWEET CELESTIA, THERE'S NO WAAAY!" Dash exclaimed.
"I DIDN'T EVEN THINK HE KNEW THIS EVENT WAS HAPPENIIING!" Courage shouted.
THE TICK CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING AND SPLATS ONTO THE STAGE…BUT GETS UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND STANDS ON THE STAGE TO AN EVEN LARGER POP! THE ENTIRE CROWD IS IN A WILD FRENZY AS THE CORPORATE HIERARCHY STARES IN PURE SHOCK!
"THE TIIICK! THE TIIICK!" SHOUTED BONES! "OH LORD, I LOVE THIS STUFF! THE TICK IS MAKING HIS RETURN TO A WRESTLING EVENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2001!"
"OH I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS GOOFY BASTARD IN YEARS!" Havoc laughed and SHOUTED IN JOY! "AND THE UEPW CORPORATE LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE SEEN A BIG BLUE GHOST!"
THE BIG BLUE CHEESE WAGS HIS FINGER AT THE "EVILDOERS"…AND HE RUNS DOWN THE LONG RAMP TO GET TO THEM! Billy sends Thorin up there to cut the Tick off BUT THE TICK DECKS WITH HIM AND HUGE LARIAT!
"OAKENSHIELD! OAKENSHIELD GOT LEVELED!" Dash exclaimed. "AND HE'S GOING TO THE CHAMBER! KICK SOME BOOTY, TICK!"
Ark ham Knight tries to close the door on him, BUT TICK JUST BARRELS THROUGH AND SENDS ARKHAM KNIGHT DOWN! CARLOS TRIES TO MEET HIM, BUT THE TICK THROWS HIM INTO THE CHAIN WALL AND THEN THROWS HIM BACK OUTSIDE! DONNY RUNS, AND HE GETS GRABBED AND THROWS RIGHT OUTSIDE! The Tick enters the ring, and Blaze runs at HIM, AND Tick dodges him and DELIVERS A DUSTY RHODES STYLED BIONIC ELBOW FOR HIS FALLEN FRIEND! The Tick then spins his arms and raises his hand before he declares with the crowd…
"SPOOOOOOOON!"
The crowd LOVES IT as Tick then grabs Alex from behind AND SLAMS HIM WITH HIS TIMELESS TRUE HERO SLAM (Angle Slam)! MASSIVE POP FROM THE CROWD! The Tick picks Blaze up and then THROWS him out the ring! And he and Wolverine then go outside the ring, and close the chamber doors! The Tick and Wolverine, however…now have Thorin AND The C.A.R.T.E.L…
…BUT THEN KEN ANARCHY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH HIS WCW ROSTER…FROM FACES LIKE JUDE LIZOWSKI TO TOMOKO…FROM HEELS SUCH AS DUNCAN AND ALBERT CONTIELLO…TO THOSE WHO SCREW ALIGNMENTS LIKE ANDROID 17 TO GRIMMJOW…THE WCW STANDS ON THE STAGE…AND THEN MARCH DOWN TO CONFRONT THE CORPORATE HIERARCHY…
"OH YOU ARE DEAD…!" Dash screams with delight!
The five of the Hierarchy look at the ARMY of WCW. They all may not LIKE Deadpool…but they would be DAMNED if they took the damn Title from them and screw over THE MAN like this…
…Mr. Billy sees Ken lead his roster down the ramp…and The Corporate Hierarchy is commanded to start a tactical retreat over the barricade! THE CARTEL AND THORIN GO OVER THE BARRICADE AND CALMLY WALK OFF TO THE STEPS…
"HAHA! YEAH YOU BETTER GET OUT!" Bones exclaimed. "THIS IS WC-FREAKING-W!"
And NOW…Arkham Knight was ALONE…and nobody was there to give HIM assistance…but he still had Wade on the ropes…Wade was STILL writhing…he went back in that ring and GOT THE DEAD-SHOT (Diving Complete Shot) RIGHT ONTO THE PROMETHIUM BAT! DEAD-SHOT, WITH THE LAST OF DEADPOOL ENERGY!
"DEAD-SHOT! IT CONNECTS! IT FREAKING CONNECTS!" Dash exclaimed.
"DEADPOOL IS EXHAUSTED AS HELL...HE HAS NOTHING LEFT!" Havoc exclaimed. "BUT HE GETS AN ARM ON KNIGHT! LESLIE ANDERSON MAKE THE COUNT!"
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"DEADPOOL RETAINS! WCW KEEPS THE WORLD TITLE! THE WORLD REALLY IS ON HEROIN, OR MAYBE I'M JUST SO DARN EXCITED!' Dash SHOUTED from her seat.
"WHEN IT MATTERED, WHEN IT TRULY MATTERED TO THE COMPANY AT LARGE…WCW PICKED UP THE VICTORY!" Havoc exclaimed, "DEADPOOL SHOWED HIS TOUGHNESS, EVEN WHEN FACED WITH INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS! AND THE LEGENDS AND THE ROSTER HAD HIS BACK!"
Deadpool is helped up by Wolverine…and he helps walk Wade out of the ring and out of the chamber…while the RAUCOUS crowd chants, "DEEEADPOOOOOOL! DEEEADPOOOOOOL!"…and Gadget HAPPILY ANNOUNCES…
"HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL WCW CARTOON WORLD CHAMPION; DEADPOOL!"
"Deadpool survived five other guys to retain his Gold! And it as ALL COME full circle!" Courage said. "He has left this event STILL CHAMPION and I think this roster, love him or hate him, recognize him as THE MAN…!"
"You don't HAVE to be the strongest or the fastest!" Havoc said. "But you gotta have SPIRIT! INTERNAL FORTITUDE! You gotta march to the beat of your own drum! To be a leader, not a follower, and um….SOME OTHER CLICHÉS!"
"What my partner OH SO WONDERFULLY put down for you was that Deadpool is no traditional DUDE…but he showed some HEART out there! He showed some GUTS! And when the chips were down, he was RELIABLE AND exhausted EVERY bit of power he had to RETAIN HIS GOLD, EVEN WHEN everything looked BLEAK! And THAT is something that the roster respects! Not everyone likes Wade…but after what he showed in there, you damn well gotta RESPECT Wade and RESPECT WCW!" Bones said.
The Tick HOISTS Wade onto his shoulders, and Wolverine hands Tick The WCW Belt, and he hands it Wade in what could be a passing of the torch from one goofy top man to the next. Deadpool yells out, "ADRIAAAN…I MEAN TIFAAA…I DID IIIT…!" And fireworks go off all around the arena, filling the night sky with different colors of green, purple, blue, and yellow…before we finally see red fireworks fill up the black sky and for the Deadpool mask logo.
And backstage, Raimundo is holding his Briefcase…and he OH SO DESPERATELY wants to go out there…but he angrily SLAMS his hands against the wall and walks off. He has a heart…and he absolutely HATES IT…
"Well folks we had so much FUN TONIGHT! And man I wanna see how ANIMATED TOPS THIS!" Dash exclaims with chuckles! "WWE MAY NOT BEAT WCW THIS TIME!"
"Thank you Bones & Havoc for being here!" Courage said.
"You may never see us on WWE TV again…but this was fun." Havoc chuckled.
"MAN I wanna get some more commentary time! Better call Force!" Bones chuckled.
"WCW WINS IT ALL FOLKS! HAHAAA!" Sam happily shouts before hopping on the table and square dancing!
"This is Courage the Cowardly Dog with Rainbow Dash and Yosemite Sam! And we shall see you NEXT TIME! GOODNIGHT! AND CATCH NIGHT TWO TOMORROW!" Courage exclaimed.
The WCW Roster claps while The Tick holds up the worn by victorious Deadpool! And Wade raises his Title in the air for the crowd to see as the show fades to black.
WWE
Then.
Now.
Forever.
A/N: SORRY FOR the delays in uploading these. I really needed a break from Animated stuff. But now I am uploading this story whole on here. Night 1 for now. Night 2 by the end of next week.
Thanks for Reading (and being patient)! Please Review!