Ahh, thank you so much for the reviews! They are really encouraging and I am so happy that so far people seem to like this. Poor, Shino...still getting drafted.
This will be the order (Akatsuki wise)
-Kisame
-Deidara
- Sasori
- Hidan
- Kakuzu
-Zetsu
- Konan
"I am finished," Itachi said.
"Good, good, well, you're free to go!"Natsumi replied. She took the clipboard from Itachi and ripped out his letter, dropping it in the finished box.
"Thank you." Itachi said before leaving.
"Ah, such a role model kid," Natsumi said fondly. "Up next we have Hoshigaki Kisame!"
A tall, built man with light blue skin and a shark-ish look to him stood up and went to retrieve the clipboard from Natsumi.
"Thank you for showing up Kisame, you were probably the least difficult about doing this," Natsumi said.
"Oh no, I wanted to come, there are many issues I need to address," He said pleasantly, but his shark like grin just killed that tone.
Natsumi and Hisa both shuddered a bit.
"Your enthusiasm is great!" Hisa said.
Kisame looked at both of them questionably before slowly backing away from the duo. Once he felt safe from Natsumi's critical and watching eye, he began to write.
Dear Fanfiction Authors,
My, my, my, don't you all have rather over-active imaginations? I so dearly appreciate how I am often neglected from your stories because I am "ugly" or unimportant. First of all, I may not be conventionally attractive, but I see that as poor excuse from including me in some stories. You all seem to love including Hidan and Deidara in your little fanfics, but honestly, those guys are so weak. I may not be a flashy fighter, but I guarantee you , you do not want me on your bad side; I am plenty strong. Plus, I am one of the last members to be killed off, and not only that, I was defeated by MYSELF. Hmph, most of the members you so dearly loved were defeated by old women and teenage shinobi with too much angst and hormones.
Itachi is a partner and nothing more, so please stop writing these sick fanfics about us with "unresolved sexual tension". Just because we work extremely well together does not mean we are together nor am I his "bitch". Please, I have more dignity than that to spend my whole time following him around like a dog. I'll admit, he is more powerful than me, and the reason why we work so well together is because 1) I can actually trust him 2) he is kind of the voice of reason during missions. When you look at it, we were really the most functioning duo out of all of the Akatsuki duos. Hidan and Kakuzu want to kill each other all the time, and Deidara get's himself blown up and Sasori was feeling semimetal when he died.
I am not saying that you need to include me in all your stories, but try to write a respectful story either about me or consists of me instead of these poor depictions of me.
Sincerely,
Hoshigaki Kisame
P.S. I still eat fish, I know shocker right? My mom was not gold fish, you ignorant little girls.