Chapter 12

DISCLAIMER: Do not own Baka and Test or anything related to it, also do not own Gintama.

A/N: This is rewritten version.

Sergeant Akiyama Kyo

Akiyama Kyo is a proud officer of Fumizuki Central Station who worked hard at his duties though he may be called womanly because of his rather feminine appearance where his long blonde hair did not help to make him any less feminine. Through he was not as womanly as a woman, his fellow officers would often make comments about his appearance and sometimes even make suggestions about forcing him to crossdress with villainous expressions on their faces, but still, Sergeant Akiyama held his head up high.

But right now he wasn't dealing with any of his fellow officers; instead, he had been assigned to deal with a molester who had been apprehended on the charges of molestation against Kinoshita Hideyoshi. The young adult currently had most of his body covered in casts or bandages, so much where it was almost a miracle that he was still alive, but not only still alive, but also awake.

"Saito Kenji, molester on multiple counts across ninety-nine different countries, which is rather a feat considering your young age. I'm guessing you were planning on making your homeland the hundredth?" Akiyama glanced up and away from the clipboard he was holding in his hand which held both the information they had on him and the list of injuries he had received. "You suffered extensive injuries, so many that the staff find it incredible for you to still be alive, much less conscious. They say they will be even more surprised if you're ever able to have children, that is, if your organs down there aren't completely crushed." He laid the clipboard down, looking over at the boy.

Kenji still had tears falling down his face, originating from both of his black eyes. "L-look," He started, stammering in a crazed frenzy. "I-I'll stop going after women and girls, any female! H-hell, I d-d-don't even want to be around those sadistic d-demons! Y-you know, I was just flirting with a couple girls earlier w-when the reddy suddenly k-kicked me right between the legs! I hadn't even been doing anything y-yet!" Kenji took a few breaths, panting for air.

"So, it says here your second attempt at flirting was with a hideyoshi named Kinoshita Hideyoshi," Akiyama stated, looking at another clipboard that had the files of Hideyoshi and her twin sister, Yuuko, on it. Stamped over the file of Yuuko was red printing which read EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. At first, before he had seen Kenji, Akiyama had thought it was an over exaggeration. But now, he thought otherwise, "her sister is very protective of her, resulting in your extensive injuries. It seems like you were really doing something you shouldn't have been doing. Eye-witness reports say you were aggressively flirting with Hideyoshi while holding her wrist tightly, so much that it caused her to flinch."

Kenji reached out his free hand to grasp Akiyama's free hand. "L-look, I'm not going to go after women anymore! Not even young girls - no female at all, man! I'll just grow old alone, with no love interest at all!" Kenji's facial expression was just as crazed as his speech. "Y-you know what? I'll just go for boys instead! Y-yeah man, they're not as violent and ruthless as females! P-plus, I heard there are some really, really cute boys called t-traps. Y-yeah, I'll go after them instead!" Akiyama wretched his hand free away from Kenji as the boy began to break out laughing like a madman.

"Anyway, you'll be looking to spending some time in jail for attempted molestation. Unfortunately, we can't get you for crimes committed out of the nation, yet. But you'll probably be looking to getting sent to prison before your jail time is up." As he was telling the boy all of this, Kenji just kept on laughing until he suddenly stopped.

"You know, you're a guy right? You look like a woman - a hot woman."

Sergeant Akiyama stood up, his feet carrying him out of the door as Kenji tried to call him back in.

Screams of absolute terror were heard when the female nurse came in.

Sakamoto Yuuji and Yoshii Akihisa

Akihisa had her feet lying on top of the table as she laid on the ground, playing a game on her portable game station. She had come over to Yuuji's house after finishing her date with Minami, not having wanted to go back home like she was right now. Well, to be honest, that wasn't the only reason. Setting the game to pause, Akihisa looked towards where Yuuji was standing in the kitchen with an apron on. "Hey, Yuuji, can I talk to you?"

"Yeah, sure. What is it?" Yuuji responded, not looking away from what he was preparing.

"It's... it's about Hideyoshi and Minami." Akihisa set the game station aside, rolling onto her side to not have to turn her head to watch Yuuji.

"What about them?" Yuuji glanced over his shoulder at her before going back to his cooking.

"Well, since before all of this happened, I've been in love with Minami because we can get along so well together despite whenever she starts to twist my joints. When she kissed me that one time," Akihisa's fingers went up to her lips with her barely noticing them, running along the edges of her mouth, "I was so happy to have had my first kiss with her, to know that she returned my feelings I had for her. But..."

"But there's also Hideyoshi."

Akihisa was caught completely off guard at that. She swallowed once before nodding her head despite knowing that Yuuji couldn't see her. "You knew...? Yeah, even though I'm in love with Minami, I have always had strong feelings for Hideyoshi. I loved him, Yuuji, even when we were both guys. I've never had much doubt in my mind that he's a guy, but even if there was no doubt at all, I'd still love him! I'd still love him as much as I do right now.

"Yuuji, I'm in love with two people and I don't know how to pick one of them over the other. You're smart right, can you please help me?"

Yuuji stopped what he was doing, looking back over his shoulder at her and holding eye contact. "Akihisa, I can't tell you who to pick, I can't offer you any advice on how to choose between them. But do know this, now, at this moment, there is nothing holding you back from having a relationship with either of them, not even you and Hideyoshi being both guys anymore. You have no barriers holding you back, so, just trust your heart. You hear me?"

Akihisa gave a soft smile. "Yeah, thanks..." Akihisa climbed up onto her feet, heading over to Yuuji as she wondered what he was cooking. "So Yuuji, since when did you know how to cook?"

Yuuji gave a sigh as he mixed the ingredients together within the bowel. "Shouko told me to make her some chocolate or else." Yuuji shook his head, wondering why Shouko was wanting chocolate for all of a sudden; much less chocolate that was made by him.

"Or else what?" Akihisa asked him, peering over his shoulder after coming to stand behind Yuuji. She had a good idea about what the 'or else' was, but still, she wanted to know for sure.

Yuuji, however, decided not to answer her question, apparently not wanting to disclose what Shouko had threatened him with. Instead of saying anything else, he seemed to think it was a good idea to use her as a taster. He scooped up some of the mixed chocolate mix and forcefully shoved it into Akihisa's mouth as she was about to pry for more information. "How does it taste?" He finally spoke, taking the spoon out of her mouth.

Akihisa finished what she had in her mouth, licking it from her teeth eagerly. "It's better than just water, salt, and sugar." Much better, actually.

Yuuji appeared to be satisfied with her answer as he turned around and began pouring the chocolate into a pan. When he had gotten it all out, he went to the oven and placed it inside, sitting the timer before coming over to clean up the mess he had made.

That was when Akihisa remembered the clothes she was wearing, their school's uniform that had smelled just like Hideyoshi. "Hey Yuuji, whose uniform is this? It smelt like Hideyoshi's when I was first in it."

Yuuji turned to look at her, her cheeks slightly red at the thought of wearing Hideyoshi's clothes. "Hideyoshi dressed you with one of his spare uniforms. I think he was using it for drama club practice this morning."

"Oh," Akihisa looked away, the blush on her face darkening. "H-Hideyoshi dressed me, that means he saw me n-naked?"

"Are you embarrassed because you have some form of breasts or because it was Hideyoshi who saw you naked?" Yuuji asked as he untied the apron.

"D-don't be silly, Yuuji, we're both girls!" Akihisa told him, waving him off.

Before Yuuji could remind Akihisa that Hideyoshi is a boy, or at least his own sex, Akihisa's eyes widened as a realization hit her. Yuuji knew immediately what she had just realized, and he had already taken a step towards her. "Akihisa..." Before he could continue, Akihisa was already turning around and heading out of the kitchen.

"I'm going to take a bath, Yuuji! Get me some pajamas will you?" Was what Akihisa was calling out to him as she ran down the hall towards where she knew where the bathroom was located. Even though she may be flat-chested, she still had a desire to see what a female's body really looked like. Actually, how had she not noticed that this morning when she was taking a shower?"

"Hey, wait! Don't tell me you plan on spending the night!?"

Shimada Minami

Minami pulled his shirt over his head, delving into thoughts of how enjoyable his one-on-one date with Akihisa had been. It brought a blush to his face as he thought about how cute Akihisa was, how it warmed his heart whenever he saw her smile. He didn't wonder if he was ever going to be a girl again, it's not like he missed the periods or that he had had much breasts to miss.

As he pulled down his skirt and the panties he had worn to school considering she was in a hurry to relay the news to her friends, he didn't notice Hazuki open the door to his room and step inside. "Onee-san," Minami's head snapped up at the sound of her voice, looking over at his little sister with panic in his eyes, "what's that between your legs?"

Maybe he did miss being a girl after all.

A/N: And we have the first two OCs here. Wonder how Kenji will be telling traps from girls.

Story Creation Room

"Looks like someone has to explain about that." Yuuko said, sadistically grinning over at Minami.

"I don't even know of it myself…" Minami sighed, looking away from the others as she sulked in the corner of the room.

"A girl's body, what is it like?" Akihisa asked himself, his face reddening as his nose started to drip blood. "I've read-" He cut himself off when he saw that Minami, Mizuki, and even Kubo all were staring at him, waiting for him to force their wrath on him. "N-nothing…" Akihisa looked away while backing away.

"Really, why was I making chocolate?" Yuuji asked as he laid on the ground, his eyes closed as Shouko ate some chocolates right next to him.

"You made them for me." Shouko told him before going back to eating.