12. Lol, Smiley Face
'Minion? What do u think of your phone? :)'
'Io ljuke ut sur, btt i tgnk i msy hsve perblms.'
'0.o What? Minion, that was just gibberish.'
'I tngk mty fibngers sare 2 biug 4 ythre biutttns.'
'Minion, I think your fingers are too big for the buttons.'
'SUIR, ThGAt'AS WhTt I jUsttDsAiD!'
'No need to shout :P'
...
'Minion? Ollo? R U ther...'
Megamind felt a tap on his shoulder, and then a phone in his hands. He turned his head and looked at the slightly annoyed fish. "You know Sir, the whole point of texting is to talk to someone far away."
"Hey, the laundry room is pretty far from here, Minion." The fish just rolled his eyes.