Disclaimer – I do not own. Don't make me spell it out. I-d-o-n-o-t-o-w-n!

A/N – Okay, I've decided to leave this fic at 13 chapters. I was born on the 13 of May, at 9:13 in the evening and I was adopted January 13…so….the only thing that doesn't go is my coming home day (the day that my parents became parents) which is today….wow!

Jail House Letters

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Mom,

Sorry to make you worry. I loved talking to you on the phone. I swear to make it up to you. I'll paint the house or something.

Love you, Tommy

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Judy,

Okay, this is kinda hard for me to say…but…you were right. I was acting stupid and I'm sorry to put this all on you. Jail isn't pleasant. They say it's to rehabilitate but…it seems to just bring out the worst in people.

I'll write Doug and Dennis…oh my god…I used his first name…

Okay, gotta go.

Tommy…

p.s. who told you my middle name? I hate that name!

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Doug and….Dennis…

Okay, I'm sorry. You're right, happy now?

I have thought about this and I would kinda like the…companionship we could give each other. I can't tell you how much I have thought about Doug holding me at night when I really got weird. Some of the guy's started skirting me in the hallways because apparently I scared the shit out of them. I don't know how, I think I'm pretty un-scare-worthy. But, I'm not sure about joining you two and making your couple into a threesome. I really do think I'd ruin it and…I don't want to lose your friendship.

I'm sorry about all of this. I thought I was doing all right. I don't want to put you lot out. I think I'll stay with Mom or…someplace. I don't want to be a pain in the ass. Of course, I know that's kinda hard not to do, but, I can try, right?

Doug…I love you too, I don't know how but…I appreciate you in more ways than I can explore right now. Gee, I am acting like a total woman! How embarrassing! I swear I'll burn this letter if I ever find it again…

Though…the handcuff idea isn't so bad, at least it's you and no Doogan who wants to do me. Oh gosh…(shiver)…

I don't want this to be a one night stand, if we do decide to do this…it's gotta be for…like for…forever! I like commitment…I'm just not good at it. I mean, I want it, but I can't hold it down. It's…hard to explain…I mean, really hard to explain…

Okay, so, Millhouse thinks I'm gonna get out of here soon. He said the searches went well and that they found the stuff that was missing. He say's a few more days and I'm home free. Well, something along those lines.

Shit, I'm totally muttering away by now….I gotta go.

Tommy

(I salute you)

p.s. I guess I can't be a psychic then, can I?

p.s. Please tell Cap't he was right as well. Thanks!

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A/N – OKAY, the next chapter is the last. I thought it would be cool to make the chapters stop off at 13.

Ta,

Dizzy